"As everybody knows, due to my sciatic nerve damage I always put the car in park at intersections or stopped at red lights. I was unable to get the car out of park quick enough."
"I had five drinks over dinner."
"Take this as a lesson folks, don't drink on an empty stomach."
"Why is podunk Portland leading this fight and challenge of the international when there are bigger and more powerful chapters that are sitting on the sidelines."
"There idea of the west coast is the banks of the Mississippi!"