Lane Jensen returns

Lane Jensen returns

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Latest SEEN and HEARD on #TRIMET (aka #Trimess)

TrimetScanner Tweets are HERE!
fare inspector trying to accuse me of using an expired ticket. Fuck you, you illiterate prick. Learn to read.
These Trimet bus drivers are crazy. 

I think doesn't fix the ticket machines on purpose SO they can give tickets and make more money!! 

fix your stupid machines if your going ti ticket people for nit paying!!! 

So route planners were so off on planning line 14 we have to take 3min impromptu break 3 times each trip <Belinda Jackson> 

driver line 14 bus 2243 driving 20mph down SE @ 25TH Hawthorne blvd now why? 

Not my fault you're all sweaty and gross, my hair is perfect, so close the damn window.  

the 70 is honestly the worst. Twelve minutes pass and arrival time still at "9 mins." 

"the blue line in front of us had break problems but it's fixed now" what the heck get your self together. 

New trimet busses are nice. 

Standing next to what could be a hobbos throw-up at the bus stop is a great way to start the day  

all I want is for you all to keep a schedule. Be on time, that's it! But everyday you're running buses late.  

Did a bus get cut from the 15? It's gotten much more crowded in the mornings recently. 

It's quite frustrating when every other day the ticket machines don't work at Clackamas Max! Let's get that fixed Trimet!! 

lake oswego PD doing transit fare enforcement for trimet? lolwut. 

Stinky guy gets off the bus, but the smell remains. Also to that other guy, DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME!!!  

Finally getting to ride on one of the new buses. It has a very intense new bus smell.  

Stinky guy gets off the bus, but the smell remains. Also to that other guy, DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME!!!  

Now this is true style! I love a guy will show his on the

I dont care if it is 6am and youre all trying to catch a nap before work, we are singing rounds of Wheels On The Bus on this trimet 44 

And if it isn't people asking you for money on , it's those urchins trying to sell you stolen property (esp. batteries). 

I always see the same cute guy on trimet bus 76


Yo the #6 was supposed to be at stop 1114 @ 4:47. Transit tracker did count down, then due, then dropped it. What is going on? 

Yo the #6 was supposed to be at stop 1114 @ 4:47. Transit tracker did count down, then due, then dropped it. What is going on? 

Someone rocking Three Doors Down on their speakerphone on the bus  

My drop in casual use is more because of degradation in frequency and reliability. cc  

sometimes yellow/green lines from psu just "hang out" at union station for 10m+ (not w bridge up or other system issues). Why? 

Not even 24 hours and another Max shutdown. All you ironic betters who said "Tomorrow" in the betting pool of fail, pay up!  

, time to call Trimet customer service....

stupid bus driver at washington square saw me limping to catch bus f*ing took off i cant run.... 

Well, that 72 bus was breathing optional. It's hard to get around when every square inch is taken up by somebody.  

TriMet still defies Portland anti-discrimination law vs trans in their HR policy denying equal health care. Call them? 

I have the feeling that lots of these 1600s have had a large part of the floor replaced. Like this bus, #1612

I still get pissed off at for the crappy 51 schedule. I miss the old schedule. So do all the other riders. We want it back

. Just waited at 82nd & prescott for the 71. Never came. Now im back on 72 & traffic is backed up. U guys r sorry#fail  

sick of wasting my life waiting on you morons!!!!... 

you guys should work on improving your service rather than expanding outdated technology.  

Wood stove headscarf on pretty cool.

commuter service to St Johns has become horrible since Sept 1...#16 is completely unpredictable at evening rush hour 

Just had one of the best experiences ever. Got off a bus to run an errand, came back and got on THE SAME BUS.  

fare inspector trying to accuse me of using an expired ticket. Fuck you, you illiterate prick. Learn to read.










































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