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Miss Ashley Penelope ‏@ashgetsboss 5h

At least the bus driver was nice enough to wait for me to finish vomiting before he left. Thanks, @trimet!

Amy Miller ‏@amymiller 1h

I just got this from my bus driver and I've never been so mortified/ curious. According to the TriMet… http://instagr.am/p/XEKJaxP23I/

Alison Eckhardt ‏@saveannica 1h

Either the train operator has a cat in the booth or she is meowing and talking to herself. Trimet is such a surreal place sometimes.

Full Name ‏@oklifelol 3h

sleeping on #trimet #max is comfortable until some ahole decides to sit ON you, and then bury you between their armfuls of bags. #wtf

Earl Dizon ‏@ea12l 12m

Driver of Bus #2217 (Line 15 to Yeon, Reached Montgomery Park 7:10PM) is probably nicest one ever- to everyone! @trimet #Shoutout

Benjamin Wornell ‏@benjaminwornell 46m

@trimet fails again. Transit tracker fails, the drivers blow past you, or scheduled buses don't come.

Grant Howard ‏@grantnhoward 1h

I'm pretty sure this bus stop just gave me a second-hand high. #trimet #pdx

David Keller ‏@thedavidkeller 1h

@trimet I really do love it when my bus is late. My hungry dog at home loves it too. #pleaseseethroughmysarcasm

E to tha G ‏@dodgerfaninpdx 1h

@trimet Any plans to repair/reboot the monitor at Stop No. 7640? pic.twitter.com/fHrPcfyp2I

danny ‏@DUALCIRCLE 1h

@trimet Three uniformed employees walked right past non-service dog and owner on train. Please make changes in policy.

Mike Rigsby ‏@mikerigsby 1h

Saw a couple on #Trimet MAX I believe were responsible coining the phrase "bumping uglies". I shoulda got an autograph. #Imgonnaburninhell

Z.D. ‏@TheDuffyShuffle 1h

Someone just sneezed on my neck on the bus. I need to bath in purell. #trimet

laurie jordan ‏@laurie_PDX 2h

I would love for @trimet to either add bike hooks or enforce rules about where cyclists can put bikes on trains. They're a real hazard.

PHILLIPS GORDON ‏@phillipspty507 2h

@trimet ticket dispensing machine at greyhound station not working. Shows "no cash or cards accepted"o_O well damn!

carrie leigh myers ‏@clmartistt 3h

People who put their feet up and take up two seats on the light rail during rush hour can just die. #trimet #portland

Nadia Barksdale ‏@nadiabarksdale 4h

The girl sitting next to @acfranklin8 and me on TriMet is on her publishing GRIND. Like, she's important and knows it. Whatever. #portlandia

Dustin Kaufman ‏@DustyyJardinero 4h

Fuck trimet.

Robert Britt ‏@BobBrittPDX 8h

@trimet The ticket machine at Sunset TC that accepts cash is currently inop.

Olga Kozinskiy ‏@OlgaKozinskiy 8h

@deeehlaych1983 It never does. It's like they expect riders to know everything. #Trimet

Kate Gage ‏@polishkatie 8h

@trimet This is rediculous. I've tried two machines @ 7th, walked up to Lloyd center got off @ conv cntr. All broken. pic.twitter.com/wj9mezMTRt

Heather ‏@punkprincipessa 10h

2 trains never fucking showed. Way to go @trimet. Im calling in to complain big time. And yes im an asshole when it comes to being late.

Dee Hubbard ‏@deeehlaych1983 10h

The MAX is late, and @trimet isn't saying anything, of course!

Heather ‏@punkprincipessa 10h

What the fuck is going on @trimet??!!

Heather ‏@punkprincipessa 10h

Hey @trimet!!! Neither the green OR the yellow lines have showed up at Pioneer Place/5th ave SB stop at ALL in 10 minutes on schedul!!! wtf!

Joseph Pagh ‏@Jpagh12 10h

Fuck Trimet #ihateeverything #late #fuck

swooshdave ‏@swooshdave 10h

@pdxcommute Switch busted on Steel Bridge again. MAX is useless again. @trimet

Ja'Nae Davis ‏@NaeMoop_15 10h

Fuck a trimet today, its for rides on god.

EA Spore-ts ‏@anthonypants 11h

hey @trimet, can you let your 94 drivers know they're supposed to stop at stop #10848? thanks

Danielwfisher ‏@Danielwfisher 12h

Red line #MAX 10 min+ late. :(

Mike Rigsby ‏@mikerigsby 13h

Bus Driver Appreciation Day was other day. I'd appreciate @Trimet drivers not being assholes. 9901 driver left right as we were walking up

Zander W. ‏@zanderw17 13h

You know you should wonder what's going on when theirs a tipped over trimet car at the Gateway transit center...

Lindsay Bryant ‏@PDXLinds 14h

My favorite thing is waking up at 3:45am to have to sit for the train for 20 minutes when it should have been here 15 min ago. Thanks trimet

She&i (小克) ‏@leadelaria 14h

iz it necessary 2 cut ur nails on da bus & leave ur troll clippings behind? #gross #trimet