The most recent tweets are top and the further down the list the longer ago the tweet!
There's a lot of wisdom and information to be found in his tweets
With a "K"! pic.twitter.com/UYR8DEjMKx— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) May 3, 2017
Just turned these in. It's official. pic.twitter.com/NdMbiESgDF— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) May 3, 2017
I maybe stepping down as a rail operator but my Twitter days are just getting started!— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) May 2, 2017
There was a guy on my Orange train last night who I swear was talking parseltounge. #harrypotter— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) May 2, 2017
My last appearance on the Trimet scanner. I'm glad it was this one. https://t.co/GI4btYgyYV— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) May 2, 2017
As of May 5th 2017 I will no longer be employed by Trimet. Time to live my life and follow my dreams....— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) May 2, 2017
— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) May 1, 2017
Not a train for social phobias! Pack em in! pic.twitter.com/7vIaeTiJ9J— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) May 1, 2017
There's nothing like pulling into a platform and seeing a guy licking his lips and hand down his pants. Smh...— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) May 1, 2017
When you got the 💰 you can do that. https://t.co/RrgauopUVU— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) May 1, 2017
Anybody on rail who has low seniority got really hosed with the rail improvement.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) May 1, 2017
Catch the Orange. https://t.co/RklfwXW6BB— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) April 30, 2017
Violence, trains hitting people, a crazy lady screaming and a transit agency showing it's true bigoted colors, just another night on rail.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) April 30, 2017
I'm going to be sick, give me something to sick in. https://t.co/RklfwXW6BB— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) April 30, 2017
Orange/yellow tonight. The train with rando screaming arguments.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) April 29, 2017
The Yellow line is pretty chill until about 9pm, then it's a lot of whacked out and drunk people walking in the right of way!— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) April 29, 2017
Driving the Orange Line is pretty much like driving the downtown portion of the old 33.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) April 29, 2017
@AlYourPalster One of these Trimet people where on my train, they just left a bunch of flyers on the seats littering and making a slip hazard.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) April 29, 2017
The guy came out to his car, threw one of our cones in the street, spat on the other cone, peeled out and ran our cone over! #uber #lyft pic.twitter.com/pLtyUED1UI— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) April 25, 2017
Tired. pic.twitter.com/9J0vDiaOOX— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) April 16, 2017
@AlYourPalster "Let's take that train into the west portal pocket track for some grade A black angus beef."— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) April 16, 2017
Not sure who this Bark guy is, but Wednesday is gonna be a good day for him. pic.twitter.com/yVpva9KrXD— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) April 16, 2017
Late night Bluelines are brutal.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) April 16, 2017
Driving a commuter train is life in realtime.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) April 9, 2017
Another day at work means another day of pay, and long hours, and stupid people, and the stink of skid marks. #publictransportation— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) April 8, 2017
@Topbear Rosie Fingered Dawn at Powell!— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) April 8, 2017
My train has a Subway/Armpit aroma to it tonight.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) April 8, 2017
Ahhh the excruciating pain of breaking in new doc martens. So worth it! #DocMartin— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) April 7, 2017
@navgirl125 Ahhhh, the the things that happen on the banfield.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) April 4, 2017
@AlYourPalster or as I called it "The Meat™".— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) April 4, 2017
A pigeon flew into my train today...it was an explosion of feathers. 😩— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) April 4, 2017
— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) April 3, 2017
Rocky raccoon lives at the expo center Max platform.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) April 2, 2017
@AlYourPalster Some of the controllers are on a power trip. It's awful. Not even an apology?? Pathetic.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) April 2, 2017
@Topbear You know a old guy with a walker stood up and told my whole 75 bus that he got one on the moon once.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) April 1, 2017
As of tomorrow, I'm off rail probation.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 31, 2017
My work tonight: Orange line 60 The Hobo Express.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 31, 2017
There's a guy hacking up a lung on my train.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 28, 2017
@AlYourPalster Other operators try to mansplain my life which invalidates my choices and reinforce their own decisions. It's annoying!— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 26, 2017
She rode my 33. https://t.co/6FUeDPUuFG— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 25, 2017
@MountainRugosh Heartbreaking. I'm surrounded by a lot of human suffering no amount of baked goods can help.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 22, 2017
No sherry on the train! pic.twitter.com/hnp2mRAHyC— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 21, 2017
This is what all my passengers look like after 10pm. pic.twitter.com/V4192ROR5D— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 21, 2017
Bible verse on the pillar at Skidmore fountain:— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 20, 2017
Romans 12:19
"You will say then, "Branches were broken off so that I might be grafted in."
Being a rail operator: Hours of boredom, seconds of exquisite terror.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 20, 2017
The subtle invalidating language of my fellow operators is infuriating. That's why they still work here decade after decade. Fuck them!— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 19, 2017
Thus far today, it's been one suicide, one lady pissing in front of my train and a homeless guy who smells like sour milk and death.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 19, 2017
Fuck the type 1s.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 18, 2017
Driver appreciation day, what a crock of shit.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 18, 2017
@giedosst Broke not 4 hours in my pocket. How ironic. pic.twitter.com/frld70x2ul— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 18, 2017
Seriously, there are people who ride the MAX and eat the food people leave on floors. #portlandoregon #homeless #sadasfuck— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 18, 2017
What the hell is this??? pic.twitter.com/9GfLpbpmsl— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 17, 2017
A green line on St. Patrick's Day!— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 17, 2017
A post from a fellow operator that reeks of the "iPhone or healthcare" attitude. This is wrong. #bullshit https://t.co/JuSqg9vjCi— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 16, 2017
The Lonely Among Us. pic.twitter.com/NWjSbkbJtK— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 13, 2017
Jeebus, Portland is depressing. #portlandoregon— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 13, 2017
It occurred to me today that I have a four year old's dream job.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 13, 2017
Daylight Savings, AKA the day of oversleeps.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 12, 2017
— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 11, 2017
I am so sick and tired of the inconsiderate and selfish stupidity of the public.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 11, 2017
Malt liquor in a sprite bottle is not fooling anybody.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 11, 2017
Almost every old white guy I encounter on pubic transit. https://t.co/ZWBrn9o40H— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 11, 2017
First day on rail, January 1st 2017. pic.twitter.com/IZ0TlXMv68— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 9, 2017
— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 6, 2017
There was a jumper on the steel bridge today. What a fucking nightmare. #portland #suicide #depression— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 6, 2017
One hell of a night at 197th and Ruby Jct. pic.twitter.com/cZfzB4ZmU7— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 6, 2017
The trains full name is Maxwell Woojn.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 5, 2017
The yellow is the 75/35/44/4 of rail.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 5, 2017
With the Orange comes the yellow.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 5, 2017
@Topbear Yeah but instead of close cars you got poorly placed speed magnets.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 5, 2017
@AlYourPalster Al go easy. There's a new class this week, this controller is a jerk and the first week on rail is a god damn buzzsaw.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 5, 2017
The Orange Line. The 14 of rail.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 5, 2017
@Topbear It takes a driver of steel balls to do the extraboard. You can do it! 👍🏼😃🖖🏼— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 5, 2017
Last night on the redline. Tomorrow I'm out of ruby.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 5, 2017
Such flippant bravado from Merlo drivers about the new bus shields. I wonder if they would be so cocky if they got attacked???— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 5, 2017
Tonight was one of those special nights, when every passenger was coated in piss.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 4, 2017
God I hate the Beaverton Transit Center.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 4, 2017
— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 3, 2017
I wear ear muffs all the time and get shit from rail sups. One even asked me why I was wearing them. https://t.co/yoVwj6sHXW— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 3, 2017
The aged Type 1s! https://t.co/z7F2oDhzgj— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 3, 2017
@trimetdriver @AlYourPalster Fütass™— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) March 1, 2017
@Topbear So true. I see it in your face every time I do the Blue Line. This is the look: pic.twitter.com/oAFEVGiVmC— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 26, 2017
Poor signal 14.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 25, 2017
Rail is every bit as bad as bus, but in rail you get to close the door...which makes it better.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 25, 2017
@AlYourPalster Fucking Rat!— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 24, 2017
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To the homeless lady who took a shit in a storm drain in front of my full train today: You have a special gift. Not everyone can do that.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 24, 2017
@trimetdriver That guy rides the 70, 75, and 14 with a shopping cart full of dead roadkill.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 24, 2017
The only thing classier than smoking a cigarette on a platform is putting it out on the train as you hold the door open.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 24, 2017
What's the point of time performance and review when a controller can make you late!?!?— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 23, 2017
I feel like a bag of smashed assholes.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 23, 2017
@trimetdriver @PrisonPlanet You're saying this to me remember, Captain Sassypants. The guy who ate the same shit you did as a bus driver.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 21, 2017
@wherethegoldat I know a few guys in my class went to rail for the exact same reason.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 19, 2017
@wherethegoldat training is 3 months so you can take a break from bus.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 19, 2017
I drive a hotel!!!— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 19, 2017
There are hundreds of homeless camps along the MAX tracks. Lots of people wasting away. #homeless #usa #maga #Portland— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 19, 2017
Nothing like starting your shift with a guy coated in his own urine, passed out and sitting directly behind the cab door.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 19, 2017
If white entitlement was a power source, all of Portland could be run on the the Beaverton Transit Center breakroom. #WhitePeople— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 19, 2017
It's the little things on rail, like tapping out the rhythm of "The Imperial March" on the bell as I roll into a platform. #raillife— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 18, 2017
The witch was on my train tonight!— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 18, 2017
Dear PDX drivers, Yamhill and Morrison are not turn lanes...STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THEM!— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 17, 2017
Thank You. #pdx #Portland #stupiddrivers
People, I have to make my preempt signals to leave on time otherwise we sit for another 3 minutes. Don't hold the door!!!!!— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 16, 2017
Nothing says class like smoking at a platform, then flicking the still lit butt at the cab of the incoming train before boarding.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 16, 2017
A guy holding a loaf of bread flipped me off for no reason yesterday. I was even on time.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 16, 2017
Passenger: As a long time rider, that was rude not letting that lady on the train.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 16, 2017
Me: As a long time operator, I'm 10 minutes down.
— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 16, 2017
Dear MAX riders, when you hold open the doors, you hold up the train and every train behind it.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 16, 2017
God I hate the Beaverton TC breakroom. #whitepeople #bullshit— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 15, 2017
@Pugger1974 @trimet Welcome to Hotel MAX.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 14, 2017
— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 12, 2017
Haha...Door Punks.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 11, 2017
(In the BTC breakroom)— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 9, 2017
Operator: They have black history month, when do we get white history month?
Me: Every other month! #whitepriviledge
Operating the MAX has allowed me to see the hidden camps and secret hideaways of Portland's homeless. It's heartbreaking. #pdx— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 6, 2017
There are people who live on the train...I'm serious, I see them sleeping on it everyday. It's sad.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 6, 2017
To the woman who tried to jump in front of my train, I hope you get help, to the two guys who stopped her, thanks. 😪— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 6, 2017
While a 14+ day on rail is just plain awful, it feels good to know it can be done.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 4, 2017
@wherethegoldat On bus you can make extraboard work for you. On rail that doesn't work.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 3, 2017
The red line is the most poorly written piece of work in the system.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 3, 2017
Extraboard on rail is the worst™.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 3, 2017
Holding the door on a crowed train when it's about to leave says a lot about you as a person and none of it's good. #inconsideratefuck— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) February 3, 2017
™Memories... pic.twitter.com/vC0RROySdY— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) January 24, 2017
It was a long night for Captain SassyPants! https://t.co/yRVBAFbUWa— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) January 21, 2017
12 hours covering a run that was an oversleep. Longest fucking day on rail yet! Should never have been there!— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) January 21, 2017
@31stClub @AlYourPalster See my September tweets. pic.twitter.com/x7CvsQZkrt— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) January 20, 2017
@31stClub @AlYourPalster See my September tweets. pic.twitter.com/x7CvsQZkrt— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) January 20, 2017
@31stClub @AlYourPalster all over the bus out of fear because he saw distortions in the air which to him meant he was going to die.— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) January 20, 2017
@31stClub @AlYourPalster Well there was the time I was driving the 6 and it was Leon, a few "normal" people and a guy who had diarrhea...— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) January 20, 2017
Ahhh Little Leon, you're always in rare form. I hope he gets help. https://t.co/nIjFxdvvWY— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) January 20, 2017
Much to my horror, a guy in my train was using a MAX seat as a dinner plate. 😳🤢😧 #Portland #sad pic.twitter.com/yTQi8RtwfU— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) January 19, 2017
I only made it back to January 19th! We're gonna need a part 2!
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His tweets and wit will be missed.
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