IT'S THE LAW!

If you ever question any of the silliness of the ADA enforcement actions, you will always get the same answer:
IT'S THE LAW!
That is a complete bullshit!
Here are some of the idiotic laws that are on the books:

• If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town. (53)
• A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. (29)
• It is considered an offense to shower naked. (25)
• Since 1173 it has been illegal to die. (22)
• You may shoot Native Americans if there are more than five of them on your property at any one time. (22)
• You may only have one child, or a massive fine will be imposed. (21)
• It’s illegal to carry a Bible or to talk to anyone about Jesus Christ. (21)
• Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween. (21)
• Eating a neighbor’s baby is strictly forbidden. (20)
• It is illegal to say any sentence containing more than 4 words in English. (19)

STUPID LAWS HERE!
STUPID OREGON LAWS HERE!