NEVER TO BE SEEN ON TRIMET

There's the city crawling with thousands of medical marijuana cardholders. There's a city trying to keep itself Weird, where zombie walks and 200-tuba concertos and heavy tattoos are supercool. There's a city with a police force that shoots too many unarmed citizens. And there's a town that gets six or seven months of rain a year, which a national magazine determined a few years ago to be the unhappiest city in the country. 
(I don't believe that last one, though.  Dark colors and extra weight do not depression make.) 
And there's the Portland seen riding on Tri-Met, which gets reported on here.  
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