Monday, April 1, 2013

Latest "seen and heard on Trimet"

But not seen on TRIMET'S HOW WE ROLL BLOG!
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3h
Dear trimet. Please die in a fire. Thanks.


44m
Last time I rode on a TriMet bus, the inside reeked of African-American hair care products.

49m
I have been on trimet in so long

1h
First time riding one of the new buses... I feel like I'm in a death bullet. Or a rolling hospital. I don't like it...

1h
To the dude sitting in front of me on the bus reading Strunk and White with rapt attention: You’re awesome.

1h
Trimet max conductors, the only officials I know that warn you about where the citation officers are.

2h
On sometimes it is so clear that some people don't deserve to have kids.

4h
Hey bus driver what the heck are you doing dilly daddling around. Go go go! The time stamp says the layover is over!

4h
Awesome. 99 can't even make it over Hawthorne Bridge. Now stuck waiting for a 33 since 99 doesn't normally stop here.

5h
train 7858 leaves the meridian park layover at 1629 rather than 1624. Wonder if ill make the WES

5h
Wow this 96 bus got me downtown in 13 minutes. Love it!

5h
Guy on the MAX has a "crack-binge Harvey Kietel with Phil Spector's hair" thing working. Nature is impressive and unpredictable.

6h
It's always white women over 40. Gurl, I see you paying $2.50, you don't have priority seating or cutsies privileges

6h
People who cut in front of me to get on the bus are remarkably high on my shit list.

6h
thanks for having me wait over an hour!! Great that you raise the price and lower the quality. Awesome, rot in hell.

7h
If got a dollar everytime they skipped me, or made me over an hour late; they wouldn't ever make budget cuts.

7h
you guys should change your mission statement to: ALWAYS, making you late, charging you more, and filling your life with tweakers.

8h
Fucking trimet bitch. my bus pass is at PCC, I haven't gotten it yet. It was spring break school was closed.

9h
If you're on the phone on the MAX you should probs not be screaming.

9h
Well played Trimet. Your driver just stared straight ahead and drove right on by the stop I was waiting at

10h
"Some days I wonder how far I can shove my head up my ass" - my favorite trimet driver.

10h
white male bus driver, 8:18am, blazing by the barbur & huber stop (line 12). Not the 1st, or 5th, time. Figure it out.

10h
My first day of class and I'm going to be late to my first class! D: why do I have to live so far away and trimet be so slow?

11h
My bus is like ten minutes late wtf trimet I'm gonna be late for my first class

14h
April Fools joke?: “: My bus just disappeared off of TransitTracker. Does have a case of the Mondays? -_-”

14h
also not sure why your drivers are unable to stop when a stop is requested. Is it rocket science up there?

14h
Trimet is way over priced!

15h
almost an hour between busses running to pcc? Really? Clearly the schedulers have cars.

15h
My bus just disappeared off of TransitTracker. Does have a case of the Mondays? -_

15h
You know what, ? Some of us have to get to work on time.

16h
I'm waiting at a trimet bus stop with Meth addicts.

23h
I guess for prom me & my date are gonna be on the bus with it then

31 Mar
Then TVM at Pioneer Square only accepting exact change. FAIL. When are you going to replace them with something, y'know, functional?

31 Mar
TVM at SB Green/Yellow line (closest to Union Station) stuck in some sort of DOS/Win95 perpetual boot cycle. Lame.

31 Mar
Great to know, ... now when is my blue or red line MAX showing up here at Sunset tc?

31 Mar
My bus pass never came and I don't have change to get to school. Thanks trimet.








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