Today's "seen and heard on Trimet"

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Claire ‏@epistolarylover 2h

#trimet tests the limits of my parenting/employment/planning abilities. timing is everything. #publictransit

 

Jana ‏@mossymossymoss 1h

Those fuckers at trimet chose the wrong day GODDAMN

bwah ‏@engagedtone 1h

lololol Driver: You cut all your hair off~! Amy: I have a twin who lives on 39th and Couch. Driver: OH. #trimet

Adri C ‏@PDXtrimetrider 1h

*pulling into Washington square on the 78. Someone pulls the bell cord* Well now it's official. We have to stop. #trimet

 Adri C ‏@PDXtrimetrider 1h

Seriously? You're gonna take your shoes off while on the bus on a warm day? #trimet #trimess #winning http://twitpic.com/cm654g

Anza ‏@anzadesu 2h

Lady has her dog out of it's carrier on the bus. Says the dog is sweating. Dog isn't panting. That's how they sweat BTW. 

Todd Stadler ‏@stadler 2h

Do people say "Big Pink" to refer to the US Bancorp tower? I did this morning, and the TriMet dispatcher had no idea what I meant.

Kevin Rose ‏@repy420 3h

I ride trimet way too fucking much

Brandon Bell ‏@beatboxingbbell 3h

my favorite part about the 78 degree weather in #pdx is that @trimet busses still have the heaters on. #hotyoga #sweatlodge #fb

Derek Keevil ‏@hatsharpener 4h

I thought @trimet WES was supposed to have low ridership. Trying it today and there’s standing-room only.

Samantha Ellis ‏@sambennettellis 5h

There's a blind person and an old lady fighting over front of the bus seating and its taken 15 minutes to go 20 blocks...on a bus. @trimet

Turinius Halfbottica ‏@a_turing_test 7h

Love it when the Trimet driver calls me "hon"

KJ Bartholomew ‏@kjbartholomew 7h

He's only allowing the standers 6 inches of space between them. The back half of the bus has 7 crowded people and the front's empty. #Trimet

KJ Bartholomew ‏@kjbartholomew 7h

My bus driver is a maniac who won't let anyone speak and we're now parked at a stop because he can hear someone's headphones. #Trimet

Corey Barber ‏@corey_barber 8h

So far I see no Chinese people (cc: @kimbechan) (at @TriMet Old Town/Chinatown MAX Station) http://4sq.com/15MXxhc

Paisley Brainstem ‏@paisley_brains 8h

Burn scar @ TriMet Bus Stop #13658 http://instagram.com/p/YlEmR1wV0n/

Ka$h ‏@AllHailKash 8h

Fuck trimet.

waitinthelobby ‏@waitinthelobby 9h

Gee advertising about how easy it is to catch bed bugs on the side of a bus is real enticing for pubic transportation, smooth move trimet

Andrea Hamberg ‏@isilluminated 10h

Have to make it through 2 more weeks of riding Trimet and then I never have to deal with this joke of a transit system again.

Chris ‏@OtakuJedi 10h

Why oh why do the bus drivers not update their route signs. Because of this now I'm on the wrong bus. Thanks @trimet

Martine Holland ‏@MHollPDX 11h

@trimet all riders should stop paying fares until you get your shit together and provide the service we all pay too much for.

Martine Holland ‏@MHollPDX 11h

@trimet I would love to see your Best Practices doc. Clearly priorities and standard operations do not apply to provide decent service.

Martine Holland ‏@MHollPDX 11h

@trimet switching train 229 operator at 845am on a Friday morning is amazing. What the fuck? Service gets more ridiculous everyday.

Not A Pdx Bus Driver ‏@PdxBusDriver 13h

@trimet only bus on line 84 is broke down in Gresham transit driver thinks starter went out

Mike Rigsby ‏@mikerigsby 13h

#Trimet public transit bus driver interview questions. "Are you a sadistic douchebag with a god complex? Excellent, you're hired."

Mike Rigsby ‏@mikerigsby 13h

Really #Trimet 9902. Literally wait for my bus to pull in behind you, me to get off & start walking up, and then leave. Really? #asshole

Erik ‏@W7ENK 13h

@trimet #31 can never be on time. I just watched it sail by from across the street 3 mins early, speeding. Next one in 33 mins. TY so much!

Cameron Johnson ‏@CamOfPortland 22h

I want a Tshirt that says "I survived line 4 of @trimet at rush hour." I think I've goddamn earned that bitch.

Tweet President ‏@dwhiteoregon 23h

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