DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A TRIMET COMEDIAN

Yup, and his comedy is on twitter:

@TelemachusRome Ron

Here are some of the highlights!

Early stage hypothermia induces shivering which really helps rides lose weight." #TriMet on health benefits of removing bus shelters.

Ron ‏@TelemachusRome 1h

@PDXtrimetrider Maybe, thinking of my worst #TriMet experiences today that came out. Holding off on thumpers, pluckers, dumpers, & winkers.

Ron ‏@TelemachusRome 5h

Summer is coming. The season when feet get hot, socks come off on the bus, and fingers glide easily from toe rubbing to jojo bag to mouth.

Ron ‏@TelemachusRome 6h

#TriMet PSA: Don't Be A Stroke Victim - Warning Signs: stocking cap, trenchcoat, vigorous tossery, despoiled tresses.

Ron ‏@TelemachusRome 6h

@trimetscanner #TriMet says TVM uptime now 95%. Except for the one you need. That one? Still down.

Ron ‏@TelemachusRome 10h

@trimetscanner "max train is dumping sand like crazy"// Tired of being told to pound it #TriMet General Manager orders system-wide dispersal

Ron ‏@TelemachusRome 11h

Porcelain not platitudes, please. RT: @rosecitytransit #trimet GM acknowledges some operator restrooms "don't measure up"

Ron ‏@TelemachusRome 11h

@rosecitytransit @travisstovall The proper retort in the face of maleficence is always a folksy rejoinder. Have a happy day. :-)

Ron ‏@TelemachusRome 11h

Not caring for high standard deviation in TVM uptime, #TriMet to use standard deviants to track uptime: "Only three masturbators this week!"

Ron ‏@TelemachusRome 11h

@rosecitytransit //#TriMet's McFarlane justifies trips to Sassy's, A-crop: "They knew something about wet, crumpled bills that we didn't."

Ron ‏@TelemachusRome 12h

#TriMet management stunned at board meeting turnout: "Shouldn't these people be on a bus somewhere, and late to work, so they can get fired?

Ron ‏@TelemachusRome 21 May

Clean Water Portland announces formal victory ball at McMenamins Hotel Oregon. Tinfoil hat contest, black helicopter rides to be featured.

Ron ‏@TelemachusRome 21 May

@trimet When I was a shift worker I dreaded every "holiday." Had to scramble to find alt traspo. #TriMet fails many when needed most.

Ron ‏@TelemachusRome 21 May

@PDXtrimetrider Yup. Some people do not know how to review a rough draft. Either they didn't understand me or pedantry is their mistress.

Enviro audit revealed exposure to smoke on #TriMet buses no more harmful to riders than current filth-tank experience.http://telly.com/O7XM2V 

Ron ‏@TelemachusRome 21 May

#TriMet Board of Dictators, head of junta McFarlane constrict flow of toxic data with low info campaign. Judge orders rectal exam, fine.

This is just a small sampling of recent humor from our pal "Ron" on twitter!