by David Macaray / August 2nd, 2013
Besides
superior wages and
benefits, one of the advantages of belonging to a union is that you can
perform your job with dignity. Under a union contract, the boss can’t
harass you, he can’t arbitrarily mess with your hours or seniority, and
he can’t alter your pay. After fighting with his wife, your boss can’t
show up for work and make you the unfair target of his foul mood. Your
rights are laid out in the contract, and when those rights are violated,
you have the means to fight back.
In
the 1990s, I had a friend who was a low-level executive at the Boeing
Corporation. Although he made decent money and had a fantastic
stock-purchase plan, he admitted to being scared and worried most of the
time—scared of displeasing his boss, scared of getting a new boss,
scared of being laid-off, scared of restructuring, scared of irrational
demands, scared of change, etc. He lived and worked in fear.
This
guy loved my union stories. I was president of the union at the time,
and, knowing how much he liked my anecdotes, went out of my way to
regale him with tales of union assertiveness and mischief. No, he
wouldn’t have swapped jobs with unionized industrial workers. After all,
he knew his white-collar career was the more potentially rewarding.
Still, it was obvious how much he envied the union’s freedom.
Some of my stories:
*
We published a union newspaper that regularly mocked the latest
seminar-generated, team-building jargon that had infiltrated the
workplace. Management was furious, not only because we were ridiculing
their existence, but because copies of the newspaper regularly reached
the hands of salaried employees who agreed with us.
*
When machine crews set a
corporation production record, they often declined to join in the
cornball celebration, demonstrating to the company that they were
cranking out quality product not to gain Brownie points or please
management, but to please themselves.
*
We could say anything, with zero fear of reprisal. It was like having
immunity on the Senate floor. You could tell top management that you
didn’t believe one word of the hideous propaganda they were spouting.
Salaried employees approached us privately and told us how much they
wished they had that same freedom to express themselves.
*
We went on strike after being warned that if we shut it down, they
wouldn’t start it back up. Instead, they vowed to lay off the entire
workforce and relocate elsewhere. We assured them that the only thing
those empty threats were doing was pissing us off. We stayed out 57
days. That
was more than 20 years ago. The plant is still there, still cranking
out product, still generating profits.
*
They once invited me and another officer to a presentation conducted by
a paid ($1,200 per day) consultant. Either this consultant had never
encountered union resistance before or we caught him off-guard, because
we made a shambles of the Q&A segment, mercilessly challenging every
platitude he uttered. Although a couple of engineers privately praised
us for saying what they couldn’t say, an HR rep told me she had been
“mortified” by our remarks. Fine, I said. Don’t invite us back.
I
should mention that one of my friend’s misapprehensions was the belief
that union members were, by and large, crappy workers. Unfortunately,
that toxic myth has leaked into the public’s consciousness. He’d heard
all his life that union workers
were lazy, defiant and sullen, and that even the worst of them couldn’t
be fired because unions were so powerful they wouldn’t allow it
Two
points eased my friend’s mind: (1) Facilities with the best wages and
benefits (union facilities) will always attract the best workers in a
community. Simple as that. (2) Union members get fired all the time.
During my tenure, probably 20 people were fired for everything from job
performance to chronic absenteeism. Do people honestly believe employees
get to tell their bosses what to do? That’s plain nutty.
I
shared with my friend the true story of how the union executive board
once tried to implement a work “slow-down” among the warehouse drivers
to protest a new company policy. The proposed slow-down failed utterly.
Why? Because none of these “lazy, sullen and defiant” warehouse drivers
were
willing to do anything that made them look bad as workers.
It’s
true. These drivers were simply too proud to pretend they couldn’t
perform their jobs adequately. Not that they weren’t rebellious enough
to defy the company. Indeed, they begged us to come up with an
alternative plan—anything except forcing them to look incompetent. And
fear of management reprisal never entered into it. The slow-down
would’ve been by the book and entirely “legal.”
In
truth, Americans not only want to work, they strive to do a good job.
People don’t want 20 hours a week; they want a career—a full-time,
40-hour a week job. And it’s about more than just the money. They want a
destination, a place to go when they get up in the morning, something
productive to give their lives structure. Such a pity that even so
modest a goal is now considered a
“luxury.”
Great article.
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