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| Erik Halstead My phone is my |
Ain't nobody got time to be switching driver #Trimet
— David Rosales (@DahveedRosales) January 21, 2014@TriMet my Lumia 520 is useless for mobile ticketing. Why aren't you making a Windows Phone app? pic.twitter.com/jsJnVJ4XOb
— Alex Kven (@AlexKven) January 21, 2014Two women with little babies talking about how many felonies they have been convicted of and how much jail time they've done. #TriMet
— Adri C (@PDXtrimetrider) January 21, 2014@trimet it is way too cold for shenanigans like no-show trains. 7 min late, then it has a "not in service" and doesn't stop. :(
— superdaisy (@superdaisy) January 21, 2014The gates at PCC Rock Creek are now closed! But @TriMet doesn't know that
— Adri C (@PDXtrimetrider) January 21, 2014@trimet Thank you for amazing #33 bus drivers.
— Jessica S (@knitting_techie) January 21, 2014@trimet line 72 bus 3011 refused svcs Sop ID 8009 459pm
— Nice Jackson (@nicejackson) January 21, 2014Real. #Trimet pic.twitter.com/G11ytEBNVL
— Xavier UnChained (@ZaeRaw22) January 21, 2014GUYS TRIMET FINALLY SOLVED FARE EVASION pic.twitter.com/ItzjDmJ0fe
— Portland Brocialite (@pdxbrocialite) January 21, 2014That's gonna cost you 175 bucks... HIGH FIVE! #trimet http://t.co/nm9y1hE2WO
— Doctor Jeff (@doctor_jeff) January 20, 2014Oh sure girl, take your time putting your bike on #trimet, we don't have anywhere to be. #ComeOn #BePrepared #Portland #Portlandia #pdx
— High on Trimet (@HighonTriMet) January 20, 2014Got to love Trimet! Closes the door on mom and daughter. Kid almost got caught on the train if mom had been able to grab her.#trimet
— Chantel McElhinney (@Lovebug98310) January 20, 2014Then I get left behind because I was waiting for then to disembark! Fu Trimet!#trimet
— Chantel McElhinney (@Lovebug98310) January 20, 2014"Ma'am you can't smoke on trimet property" *sparks cig*
— (@gnarcissist) January 20, 2014Lost on the trimet @SerenaVigil
— Leah Eden (@_leaheden_) January 20, 2014Just watched a kid rush to help an old man off the Max tracks at the Gateway transit center. #faithinhumanityrestored (Cc: @trimet )
— El Mattador (@DinnerNinja) January 20, 2014Trimet 😔
— E-Z Wider (@NATIVEANIGGA) January 20, 2014And also I was already mad cuz the stupid machine didn't let me pay with all coins. I'm probably gonna write a complaint to trimet
— Super Panda (@itspochacco) January 20, 2014Fuck trimet
— KmT (@kd4ddy) January 20, 2014Lololol trimet
— Nishaa (@nishaauttam) January 20, 2014Oh man! Haven't been on the max in forever! But thankful for @trimet & @globesherpa for ticket app!
— dudeluna (@dudeluna) January 20, 2014@trimet ugh #delays
— xavi. (@pdxxavi) January 20, 2014Door came off its hinge? Nice job, #Trimet.
— Ryan Bounedara (@chaRaian) January 20, 2014#TriMet money is kept outside the disabled security gates. Real security and safety is not taken serious @TriMet pic.twitter.com/j7qVQeEQFB
— Daily Cyclist (@DailyCyclist) January 20, 2014The doors are closing. #TriMet
— Charlie (@delta772er) January 20, 2014It is a proven fact that whenever I need trimet to so desperately help me out from being late, it fails me. Every. Single. Time.
— Transit Trekker (@TransitTrekker) January 20, 2014Trimet I freaking HATE you sometimes!Show up on the time you're supposed to, so when I'm still 5 min early to the max I still won't miss it!
— Transit Trekker (@TransitTrekker) January 20, 2014It's unreal how ghetto #trimet is RT @trimet: MAX Green Line disrupted due to plastic in overhead wire. Expect delays.— Pdx Trimet Fail (@Pdxtrimetfail) January 20, 2014@partyonlaine trimet police are faggots..
— (ू ͒•‧̫•ू⑅ ͒) (@sasssqueen_) January 20, 2014Seriously @trimet & @ctranvancouver need to better coordinate transfer times @ #DeltaPark. Very long &very cold train2bus wait time tonight.
— Jan Anderson (@ubinam_rosarium) January 20, 2014The earlier bus left at 5:55, I missed that by MAYBE 20 secs. And i still have nearly an hour to wait. f you #TriMet http://t.co/LkxCdvazgy
— Adri C (@PDXtrimetrider) January 20, 2014PEOPLE NEXT TO US ON THE TRIMET BUS ARE FIGHTING AND IM REALLY SCARED OMG HELP
— Mady (@madyy_bieberr) January 20, 2014Hey @trimet go fuck yourself pic.twitter.com/VMNrMGn6dm
— (@Zach_XCIII) January 19, 2014My transfer is going to happen at the time I was supposed to be at my meeting. Total @trimet trip planner fail.
— The One True b!X (@theonetruebix) January 19, 2014So I took exactly the buses @trimet told me to take to get there by 10am and there’s is literally no way these times get me there. Thanks!
— The One True b!X (@theonetruebix) January 19, 2014Dear @trimet can you teach your drivers how to not be rude when they can’t read mobile ticket. #alwaysrude #lovetogetyelledat
— Spencer Clark (@lethalcupcake) January 19, 2014I'm home! And thus ends the Trimet Day of Ugh. Now, to get up in seven hours and... get on a bus.
— Mary Sue (@MarySueRenfrow) January 19, 2014@trimet is there a single bus, or max in Portland that doesn't smell like weed?
— Allan Francis (@pdxallan_allan) January 19, 2014"If you see something, say something." Well, heads up @trimet - you've got pork neck bones on the loose! Just sayin pic.twitter.com/fwFdqH6qd2
— Randy (@extractofllama) January 19, 2014And why do transit police dress like soldiers? #trimet
— Chris Renning (@rchrisr) January 19, 2014#TriMet: We said expect delays; we never said stop.
— Rich Jones (@jonesrich) January 19, 2014Riding @trimet for the first time in a long time and reminded of why I got a car. Terrible weekend schedules, rude drivers who can't drive..
— Isaac (@BaristaIke) January 19, 2014This is my "@trimet can't run a bus on time and I'm cold" selfie. pic.twitter.com/DSY5hjxM98
— Mary Sue (@MarySueRenfrow) January 19, 2014Just standing here on N Fessenden. Waiting for a bus. That's gone ghost. Because @trimet.
— Mary Sue (@MarySueRenfrow) January 19, 2014@sp_redelectric Honestly, think there's some basic things @trimet could do to fix annoyances with the buses.
— Brian R. (@bgrmosaic) January 19, 2014Hate trimet sm
— Hydaaa_♥♡ (@GongoraHyda) January 19, 2014MAX never showed up, next one is listed as twenty min late. No update from @trimet . I love being late for work without reason. #thanks
— Jennifer Bucket (@BlindCrow) January 19, 2014@trimet values giving managers huge pay raises over enforcing it's smoking ban (and improving passenger health) #trimess @Oregonian
— Kevin Finch (@kevinfinch23) January 18, 2014This trimet tracker is inaccurate as fuck.
— Mary Allyson (@ohxfvck) January 18, 2014I'm pretty sure that Trimet has set up a filter to delete all my emails considering how often I comment on 20+ minute delays.
— Mary Sue (@MarySueRenfrow) January 18, 2014@ehurtley @trimet They got a nice long letter about their unprofessional driver of bus number 402/2611
— Mary Sue (@MarySueRenfrow) January 18, 2014Why did @chiefreese have four pigs ofcs. aboard trimet on the Holy Sabbath doomed to be bacon 4 him to eat?
— DuanneAlanLuckow (@daluckow) January 18, 2014Trimet is always fucking up on Saturdays.
— ☹sam☹ (@samisanowl) January 18, 2014Thanks bus driver for driving as slow as possible being 8 min late. Missed my bus transfer and the train. @trimet
— IG: DALE_PAPII (@Darkk_Princ3) January 18, 2014Got a double take from the 77 driver when Meg and I got on the bus together, told her I live in NW so she probably sees me more. #trimet
— bwah (@engagedtone) January 18, 2014@trimet ticket machine at sunset transit center busted.
— Mike R. (@mranweiler) January 18, 2014These BC bus drivers ain’t got nothing on @trimet. (Scared for my life though, for realz)
— Kristie Winberg (@kristiewinberg) January 22, 2014Figures I forget my headphones and of course the MAX is full of crazies #TriMet
— Jon Cellini (@JonathanCellini) January 22, 2014@JoeyMcAllister @trimet @justincollum apparently a dead train on east bound line. Should be on the twitter feed.
— Justin Collum (@justincollum) January 22, 2014Hey @trimet my train has been stopped for 10 mins with no announcement as of why. Also, told I can't get off. How about some info!?!?!?!
— Andy P. Miller (@andypmiller) January 22, 2014Stupidest sign at a bus stop... @PBOTactive says you can't stand here to wait for a @trimet bus. pic.twitter.com/gTeKC8vyEp
— Erik Halstead (@sp_redelectric) January 22, 2014TriMet just went thru a red light and almost nailed a SUV cause he thought his light turned green. It was the left turn signal that changed.
— Russell Hill (@Sabian404) January 22, 2014Came home a little early and ended up on a #trimet bus packed to the roof with highschoolers. #horrifying #PDXnightmare #knuckleheads
— Wolf Linderman (@beerguypdx) January 22, 2014I am so irritated with trimet right now. I really need a car.
— Shan (@Sabertooth__) January 22, 2014Didn't realize how close together Skidmore and Old Town #trimet MAX stops were til now. Close enough to be redundant.
— Kevin Collins (@voxkev) January 22, 2014the revolution will not be televised but it will be watched in horror by all the Grown Men on trimet watching me shove donuts into my bra
— flaccid (@buttplugacademy) January 21, 2014The next bus arrives in ten minutes CRIES THAT'S TOO LONG FUCK TRIMET
— Spencer ⭐ (@pastelarmin) January 21, 2014There is a 12 year old on the bus explaining responsive design to his homie. #imold #trimet
— Celestia Caredio (@CelestiaGrace) January 21, 2014@trimet I can say my issues right here with the No. 6 bus @JantzenBeach, only one bus stop for such a large shopping area. #PDX #NoPo
— Brian R. (@bgrmosaic) January 21, 2014Swear this dude at the bus stop just shit his pants. I'm done with trimet. #ineedawhiprealquick
— Yung Papi (@isaacjustice97) January 21, 2014Shatner-esque @trimet MAX driver sticks his head out if his compartment to thank a rider for turning in a lost bag. Rambles. Is adorable.
— suzettesmith (@suzettesmith) January 21, 2014Riding TriMet for the first time in ten years and of course I'm already lost.
— Sylvia Duran (@sylviathefirst) January 21, 2014Someone is coughing up a lung on the back of this bus. Never again. #trimet
— Kronda (@kronda) January 21, 2014Paid $2.50 for a ticket and the driver gave me a day pass #trimet #thankyou
— the hippie (@rehmee) January 21, 2014Leaving my psychology class an hour early so i dont have to deal with trimet rush hour.
— Preston (@Jimmmmmer) January 22, 2014Got out of school at 1:40 and just got home. FUCK YOU TRIMET.
— Devonkayne (@classicdevon) January 22, 2014Two buses, is this intentional?@trimet pic.twitter.com/J6DnS0qonc
— Kyle Roden (@rodenkyle) January 22, 2014Fuck Trimet holy fuck
— Liana (@liana_tesia) January 22, 2014Sometimes I really believe that #TriMet needs announcements INSIDE the bus because people are so oblivious: "Passengers, bus is turning" Etc
— Adri C (@PDXtrimetrider) January 22, 2014Dear @TriMet, Your buses are nasty. Signed, All #TriMet riders http://t.co/05axZ7Qc0b
— Adri C (@PDXtrimetrider) January 22, 2014@trimet VehNo3139 Driver Rocks! Friendly, helpful & welcoming. Calls all the stops, heat is on/not roasting, windows not fogged. Thx4TheRide
— Racheal Joy Erickson (@rachealjoy) January 25, 2014Trimet gone get kicked like a bad hobby
— ChefyaboyKwam (@KwameHaymon) January 25, 2014I guess if I walk, I can beat MAX & @trimet to Cedar Mill from downtown. 🕔🕠🕕🕖🕗🕘 wtf?
— Kevin Collins (@voxkev) January 25, 2014@trimet Transit Tracker had yellow arriving in 4min, then 15mins, then one showed up 6mins later. Y cant u give accurate info?
— Franci Stuckey (@FranSeaLou) January 25, 2014@trimet considered walking up line to prior stop trying to stay warm. If I had, I'd be caught between stops and stuck even longer.
— Franci Stuckey (@FranSeaLou) January 25, 2014@trimet If u gave accurate arrivals we could make adjustments. Can't trust u know where ur own trains are.
— Franci Stuckey (@FranSeaLou) January 25, 2014It would be super awesome if a train came along anytime now #trimet
— Jon Cellini (@JonathanCellini) January 25, 2014@TriMet #pdxbus num 87 left gresh cent trans 6 min late
— David H Steinbrugge (@mortgagewriter) January 25, 2014Okay Trimet. I would like to pee sometime soon.
— Zaffie♥ (@zaftiq) January 25, 2014@trimet where's all the westbound red & blues? Three scheduled, 0 showed. Help??
— drake duck (@drakeduck) January 25, 2014Someone on the @trimet blue line smells like waffles. Someone is still using the Razor phone. I have to say, it's aged well.
— bryanhockaday (@bryanhockaday) January 25, 2014@trimet what's the deal? The last 2 trains haven't come and it's cold out. Waiting for the Max at Morrison and 3rd #brrr
— Kelly Hoeffner (@KellyHoeffner) January 25, 2014Steak knife behind the #trimet bench... warms the heart, really
— Kristen M Gallagher (@kristenmaeve) January 24, 2014The "Ma'am of the Week" award goes to @TriMet's fare inspector. He was quick to correct when he saw my stubble. My hair must be purty today.
— CosmicCharlie97 (@CosmicCharlie97) January 24, 2014I fuckin hate trimet !
— DxFlight (@Flizzy_D) January 24, 2014Trimet just sucks
— Anthony Bravo (@onyavo) January 24, 2014How in the hell does this happen 3 times in the last month?! No way is that true RT @trimet: MAX Green Line is delayed due to plastic
— Pdx Trimet Fail (@Pdxtrimetfail) January 24, 2014@trimet why do some of these drivers INSIST on slamming on the brakes at every freaking stop??!! #trimet #portland #pdx #iknowimcomplaining
— Mimi Collins (@dreaming_mimi) January 24, 2014Note to two women debating politics on the #TriMet No. 70: Louder doesn’t = smarter.
— Joseph Rose (@pdxcommute) January 24, 2014Fuck trimet! late for work.
— Anna (@AnnnaMarie15) January 24, 2014Driver on @trimet #3049 wishes us a good weekend with a joke from his daughters: "How do you wake Lady Gaga?" ... "You p-p-p-poke her face!"
— Melanie Johnson (@melogna) January 24, 2014I helped an older gentleman find his glasses he had dropped on the Max (@trimet) last night. Poor guy was in a panic b/c his stop was next.
— PortlandBeer.com (@Portland_Beer) January 24, 2014Oi @trimet thanks to the 92 line driving right past stop 5190 about 5 minutes ago. Didn't need to get to work on time today anyway.
— Nathanael Strong (@gblues) January 24, 2014You're gonna need more camouflage to hide that botched haircut #trimet pic.twitter.com/GNNQCWZmNA
— Wheat Cracker (@adampasi) January 24, 2014a Big Fuck You to Trimet -.-t
— Everardo Reyes (@everardo420) January 24, 2014And one of them pinky swore that we were getting married one day lol omg. Funnest Trimet ride ever. 😂
— Tiana-Jasmaine (@_tjln) January 24, 2014Figuring out how to use the trimet ticket app on my phone has actually been the most stressful thing to deal with.
— Hannah Cashman (@Hannah_Cashman) January 24, 2014@checkereddan The Portland State @trimet LRT/bus pass is > $200 a quarter. More than some parking passes. Ridiculous. Incentivizes driving.
— Tara Goddard (@GoddardTara) January 24, 2014I hate trimet
— Seany Poo (@_SeanyPoo) January 24, 2014I see @trimet likes to let their trains leave early despite people walking up to the train while looking the conductor the eye. Fuck this.
— Ilan Gerould (@pdxwonderboy) January 24, 2014@wutheringhugs what's with the new TriMet policy of mood lighting when bus is moving then blasting you with fluorescence when the door opens
— ｚｕ_ｈａｎｄｅｎ (@zu_handen) January 24, 2014Two trimet busses just got stuck on this corner on the way to PCC.... And everyone was just stuck at the intersection for 5 mins......
— Chelsea Stone (@_chelseastone) January 24, 2014Fuck trimet
— Z E N (@jma_lovee) January 24, 2014Thank you @trimet for making me stand outside almost getting knocked over by the wind while my bus just doesn't show up
— ♡ katie ♡ (@katigirikyouko) January 24, 2014WOW max packed and I pick a seat next to a crazy. Talking about killing, and sexual women degrading jokes! #trimet
— Brian Diva Cox (@BrianDivaCox) January 24, 2014So I'm waiting for trimet .. & this guy comes over and is like OMG you look cool can I take a picture of you ? & he's like here's my card ha
— T (@Lovely_Tamm) January 24, 2014Jesus... Is it Get-High-on-Meth-and-Ride-the-MAX Day or something? #pdx #trimet #tweakerseverywhere #MAX #greenline #drugsarebadmmkay
— Julie Huhn (@huhn_julie) January 23, 2014@trimet why isn't there an alert about the insane delay on the 71 between Belmont & Stark?
— Bonnie Hildebrand (@BikeVegan) January 23, 2014@trimet why is the #19 eastbound running so late? Currently 10 minuted behind at #2127
— Bonnie Hildebrand (@BikeVegan) January 23, 2014.@trimet is having “switch problems”. I’m having getting-to-class-on-time problems. #stuckonabridge
— Gwyneth Manser (@gwynethmanser) January 23, 2014Trimet is not reliable; yet another reason why I need a car.
— M. (@lovemilab) January 23, 2014Lol @ the trimet guy not seeing me but atleast he stopped
— ☹Monica☹ (@MonicaBelman) January 23, 2014@trimet vehicle 507 has no respect for parking downtown pic.twitter.com/bFqhrtc60H
— Lane Jensen (@lanejensenpdx) January 23, 2014@trimet No show SE Flavel 609am line 72 to swan #belindajackson
— Nice Jackson (@nicejackson) January 23, 2014When on public transit-- butt crack visuals are never off limits, but always disgusting. #trimet
— Amy Rush (@TheAmyRush) January 23, 2014175 dollars for a 2 dollar ticket that was paid 1 minute late. FUCK THE TRIMET
— Bree-Jhun-AYE (@BrittanySmallzz) January 23, 2014@trimet 10 transit police at one stop with guns and tazers? A bit excessive for checking fares, eh?
— Aaron McCleary (@Aaron_Micheal) January 23, 2014This whole MAX compartment smells like weed. #Trimet
— Meg Brennan (@ArtsDeux) January 23, 2014That moment when you see max police and you got no trimet pass 😩 F the world
— Josslyne (; (@JosslyneKnapp) January 23, 2014someone dropped a deuce at the stairs on 42nd max stop @trimet
— Brian Saechao (@Gropestha) January 23, 2014#trimet : might be the worst bus wait I've had here yet. Fail trimet, fail. #fail
— Erik (@ejmilliron) January 23, 2014The impotent rage that is trying to get somewhere, anywhere, on time & without delays using #TriMet
— JAG (@41_N) January 23, 2014Fuk u trimet it's cold
— Jackie (@Cainsterr) January 23, 2014
I see that Lane couldn't resist. Watch out man. You'll start out with little entries like this and before you know it, you're gonna get your ass fitted into an a set of orange inmate coveralls for violation of your release.
ReplyDeleteJust say in you lay low man...OFF the radar COMPLETELY!