Trimet Gen. manager Neil Mcfarlane has changed his stance on retiree benefits.
McFarlane says "after further analysis it became apparent to me that
changing retiree benefits beyond the scope of arbitrator Gabba's last
ruling would put some retirees financial future in jeopardy"
Mcfarlane further said "we don't want to send a message to our current
employees that Trimet will abandon them after they retired, that our word is meaningless"
"We
already have a morale problem at Trimet and we don't need to further
exasperate this problem".
"Now our current retirees won't have to worry about medical bankruptcy during their retirement. After studying the evidence it became clear that we can fund those medical benefits as promised by cutting some executive staff and spending discretionary funds with more scrutiny."
"We don't need to penalize those people for the past mistakes."
April fools of course
ReplyDeleteSome one send Neil a young college student to have a fling with so he can have wild sex and die of a heart attack like old Bob Caldwell.
ReplyDeleteHad me fooled! For a second I almost believed he wasn't a completely greedy, self-serving, executive class elitist. LOL!
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