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Story and doll created by a regular reader
JoAnna RoseAnna
Zealotoregonian
JoAnna
RoseAnna is a Tri-Metropolitan County cycle riding–traffic jammer –operator
basher-wrapper-blogger-story teller who works for the corrupt fish wrapper PDX
Newspaper. She is recovering and crazy, about The Simpsons.
JoAnna
RoseAnna also has a menacing obsession
to create and report lies and untruths
in her PDX propaganda agenda driven newspaper against hard working union Tri
Met bus operators.
She
sometimes gets around in a wagon downhill, takes fast short cuts on her bike
through other people’s property and runs red lights and stop signs for fun. She
also rides the No 666 bus to and from her home and takes the MAX because she
likes to trip out occasionally. She says it reminds her of a Sci-Fi Channel
movie Sponge Bob Square Pants Bike 3D.
Her first car was a 1978
pedal-powered Pinto (if you don't count that when she was 2). She doesn’t like
smart cars cause they are smarter than her.
Favorite movie: The
Triplett’s of Belleville."Her vote for best road-trip song: Fat Bottomed
Girls.
▶ Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (Official Video) - YouTube
▶ Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (Official Video) - YouTube
JoAnna RoseAnna is also
a cheerleader of an alternative bicycle cult and worship movement in her local
church. The movement creates worship services based on the music of popular bicycle
contemporary musicians such as Queen (Bicycle Race), Red Hot Chili Peppers
(Bicycle Song), The Swallows (Bicycle Tillie), Ugly Kid Joe (Bicycle Wheels)
and Junior Reed (Poor Man Transportation). She is known as "the Queen of
Hymns". JoAnna RoseAnna describes that
she really isn’t connected to part of the very secular Oregon. But she cops a
feel when she can spiritually with her connection to popular music and bicycles
and bash an operator when the occasion arises or paid to do so.
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