Trimet yellow vest rules creating minor rebellion

Being an ex-employee of the Trimet industrial complex I know how they (the Trimet bureaucrats)  like to come up with inane rules and procedures for the unfortunate people wearing the lowly blue shirts. These bureaucrats have to find someway to justify their absurdly high salaries so they keep coming up with all sorts of silly shit.

This years silliness is the cute little yellow vest. Apparently the managers are on one of of their insane crusades  and they are using their flunky white shirts to enforce this policy with ZEAL.

I hear Trimet drivers are being creative with the yellow vest rule. Some where the vest around their heads others around there necks.....

— AL M (@AlYourPalster) August 18, 2015

.....others stick in in the belt and drag them along the ground. Trimet insists drivers wear then in the yard but don't specify how

— AL M (@AlYourPalster) August 18, 2015

@AlYourPalster I wear one as a diaper, keeps away the soiled seats...

— Captain SassyPants™ (@giedosst) August 18, 2015

@AlYourPalster Trend around #TriMet Center is writing employee number on the back in large font.... Look like prisoners now.

— ™Driver (@trimetdriver) August 18, 2015

@giedosst @AlYourPalster One guy at Center doesn't wear his vest, and walks INCHES in front of the buses along the yard.

— ™Driver (@trimetdriver) August 18, 2015

@trimetdriver @giedosst @AlYourPalster Rumor has it that they're watching for the vestless with binoculars from the top floor at Center.

— Daniel C. (@frozenjellyfish) August 18, 2015

@frozenjellyfish @giedosst @AlYourPalster Think #TriMet would let me wear this in lieu of a vest? pic.twitter.com/Ex9C442gYQ

— ™Driver (@trimetdriver) August 18, 2015

@trimetdriver @giedosst @AlYourPalster The ultimate protest would be wearing a noose fashioned from the vest. Teehee!

— Daniel C. (@frozenjellyfish) August 18, 2015