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Thursday, August 1, 2013

LATEST SEEN AND HEARD ON TRIMET

But not seen on TRIMET'S HOW WE ROLL BLOG!
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1h
And then he kicked us all off again. 1h
oh goodie, another line for mediocre service.

 
31 Jul
Thank You No. 75 for not stopping, even tho you only had 3 passengers in your new bus 11:30am at Lombard/Mississippi

1h
Seriously who came up with these seat cover designs on the bus?

1h
. your driver on 2527 line 15 is awesome! Super cheerful and friendly

1h
said non service non harrassed dog was on the seat. Your operators' understanding of rules is lacking & bullshit.

2h
guy just got on the 12 with a non-service dog. Why isnt your operator harrassing him? They harrass me & my *service* cat all the ...

4h
“: ": This Max is ruining my day.." trimet will do that to you...” Damn straight

4h
veh 2939 on the 56 rt - nice red light running, 4th & harrison OB.

4h
Nothing like blasting Bone Thugs on the MAX while you coordinate a drug deal over the phone.

5h
Lady, please don't refill your prescriptions over the phone on the bus. Half yelling & listing them all...

5h
ugh, seriously. 88 has gotten so bad. Never shows up on time anymore. Used to be a good line, now as bad as 52.

5h
Ain't nothing like the bus running 15 minutes late and the driver dilly dallying as he chats away w riders. Really ?

6h
Taking TriMet bus to downtown Portland, and woah, everyone is so chatty on this bus. Super friendly vibe. Bus driver waited for transfers.

7h
Message to all children on trimet: stop looking at me like that

8h
Today’s Trimet bouquet: “I’m not homeless, just too lazy to wash my cycling gear” + … that’s all I can smell.

8h
yuck. needs smell check!

10h
Thanks for dropping a westbound blue line from your schedule this morning. The next one was only 5 minutes late as well. So cozy!

15h
"I checked TriMet to see when the bus was comin so after I busted a fattie in dat mouth I was like aye yo shit come in 5” BTFO ! 😂😂😂

15h
So before I busted I checked TriMet to see when the bus was comin so after I busted a fattie in dat mouth I was like aye yo shit come in 5

17h
I feel like I cry more on trimet than anywhere else in the world, if that makes you feel any better.

18h
Nice job you almost kidnapped my special needs kids from the 60th max station with a door happy driver. And there wasn't (1/3)

18h
I just learned how long it takes to walk home from Belmont.

22h
I think owns the "Smells Like Piss" trademark

22h
Does Trimet have training? Want red/blue. Red sitting there changes to notinservice. I stop doorsclose becomes blue. WTF

23h
Hey this max train just started pouring water out of the ceiling vent. Yellow line. 313A.

23h
Transit Tracker has said my bus is arriving in one minute for the last 20 minutes. Sometimes I feel like is just fucking with me.

23h
. you're really messing up the traffic in pdx! Time to get 11th and 12th reopened. New Max = pain in the ass.

23h
I ride trimet wayyyy to damn much! That needs to stop asap!

23h
while ur working on Sept bus schedules, can you PLEASE consider rush hour?!? Buses are constantly 10+ min late! 

31 Jul
Shame, shame, . Dropping the ball here... (The pioneer square ticket office)

31 Jul
I fuckin hate trimet 😤

31 Jul
My TriMet Bus Driver, is probably the rudest person I've ever met.

31 Jul
Fuck trimet 😡

31 Jul
is stop 10084 closed? I'm confused and need to transfer from that stop! Quick response appreciated!

31 Jul
People on trimet are flipping shit because I'm bringing home a little guppy from work 😂 like out of all the things to be scared of..

31 Jul
would KATU ask if we should go easy on a pot-high Trimet driver because he's Rastafarian? Doubtful

31 Jul
152p Yellow Line from PSU is m.i.a.

31 Jul
If all profanities were to vanish, half of Trimet riders wouldn't be able to speak.

31 Jul
crowded 76, left late from Beaverton, forget a schedule you assholes

31 Jul
is on a roll with crappy colors. This is the one for august and the pic does it more justice than it should

31 Jul
I briefly considered taking a two hour trip on to the Hops baseball game yesterday, and then remembered that I have a car.

31 Jul
You can't depend on ! You must be mad sir!

31 Jul
Riding No. 75 between Dekum/Lombard and NE42nd/Sumner reminds makes me feel like I'm back in The Caribbean on the bus, lol.

31 Jul
driver's treatment of a disabled rider was appalling today. Help the guy up the ramp jerk!

31 Jul
WES croaks and tweets. But screw you you poor pathetic creepy bus rider if your bus is late, you aren't a "choice rider".

31 Jul
Trimet pissed off at somebody.

31 Jul
Nicest officer ever this morning! Checking fares with a smile and cheerful “good morning!” Tough job, good attitude.

31 Jul
1)Does the spinning wheel of death floor/accordion part of the MAX have a proper name? 2)Should it have a disco ball mounted in it?

31 Jul
The seats on this bus are so filthy. Does clean them??

31 Jul
the day I need to get to work early the #35 is late. !

31 Jul
keepin' it classy

30 Jul
Taking pictures on trimet... REEAALLL KRUTE

30 Jul
Shoulda asked one of them rich dudes for a ride or cab fair, this trimet ain't coo! Lol

30 Jul
Bus 1701 has terrible brakes. But ain't gonna do a thing since these buses have to go come September. So why do I even mention it?

30 Jul
i ain't gon lie, a few of the trimet drivers are the homies.

30 Jul
This kids hair looks like Jimmy Neutron mixed with Young Frankenstein, I'm resisting the urge to cut it.

30 Jul
. my bus driver this morning had Christmas socks on so I don't what you guys are trying to pull...

30 Jul
Then day from hell

30 Jul
He never even offered. I saw the same driver texting and driving once, and have always regretted not reporting him.

30 Jul
I once had a driver who would purposely run early so he could stop at the Taco Bell on w Burnside.

30 Jul
.'s only unpardonable sin: trains that arrive/depart FOUR OR MORE MINUTES EARLY. (And after the rush, when frequency is low.) Thanks!

16m
WTF got written up on Trimet for not having my ticket validated.......$175 ticket....😭😭😭😭😭😭

16m
Ok, I see you trimet. Text ya and you didn't even tell me when my bus was coming. Bitch 😑

1h
I could never be a driver. Ever.

1h
here's your daily dose of woes:

1h
kicked off public transportation for 30 days....ok trimet police ok.

31 Jul
I can't wait to be able to drive like fuck the trimet

31 Jul
I almost kicked a TriMet conductors ass

31 Jul
Hey this max train just started pouring water out of the ceiling vent. Yellow line. 313A.

30 Jul
bus driver not intervening when a mother asks a fellow rider to watch his language. Rider tells the mom to shut up.

30 Jul
I think I have figured out TriMet bus policy on HVAC: if it is not raining, blast AC on high at all times regardless of ambient temp.

30 Jul
shout out to the lady on the 12 with the stargazer lilies. first time a bus has actually smelled good.

30 Jul
Watching trimet sit and screw with rush hour traffic.

30 Jul
I hate trimet with a passion

30 Jul
OOF! MT : Poor couple just got off at the Rose Garden stop hoping to find THE rose garden not the bball arena

30 Jul
I can't understand why Trimet still uses this bus!

30 Jul
I love the unspoken seating pact between cute girls on the bus.

30 Jul
Hillsboro tc has no water fountain, bathrooms, or vending machines. I am a thirsty, hungry boy that needs to use the restroom, !

30 Jul
I hate traveling on trimet .. & when my friends offer to come by my house to kick it it makes me too happy♥ lol

30 Jul
Hrmmmmm. New ticket printer on my bus only works when driver lightly smacks it....

30 Jul
Update: bus now expected to be 15 minutes late by own data. That's pretty fucking late.

30 Jul
Because of course this bus is 11 minutes late when I'm in a hurry, my bike is out of commission, & there's no or .

30 Jul
40 minutes to do a 10 minute car trip -- because I'd have to wait 30 minutes for a transfer bus.

30 Jul
Oh. Even though I live on a major street near a bus stop, Trimet is still completely inefficient.

30 Jul
So I'm on Trimet and 50 little kids come on...

30 Jul
Waiting for in my interview suit makes me feel like a grown up who can't afford a car

30 Jul
I feel that something that runs on such a schedule as trimet should at least follow it from time to time

30 Jul
It's sad really that there are worse transit agencies than TriMet.

30 Jul
All the new computer equipment on the busses and the fancy ticket printer, but I still can't buy tickets for later? Fail.

30 Jul
you one sly fucker tho. Seen your twitter name on Trimet. Kudos. 😁👌👍

30 Jul
My bus driver is lost. #45

30 Jul
My bus driver has regained the route! #45

30 Jul
Somebody is writing stop numbers in nail polish on bus stops that are missing information signs:

30 Jul
what happened to the last 66 going to Marquam hill?

30 Jul
Let's see, does this loud, annoying bum have a blue tooth or are they just talking to themselves? (@ trimet)

30 Jul
Oh fuck me. Of course the bus I get on is the one w/the one guy in the back who thinks he's the best singer on the face of the earth

30 Jul
The crazies of trimet are out in force this morning.

29 Jul
. bus 9607 left Tualatin P&R six minutes early. Thankfully it's a PARK and ride. So I just drove to my destination. Fuck you, TriMet!

29 Jul
I got off at 5:45 and I'm still not home... Thanks mom, TriMet life for me....

29 Jul
No one understands the hate I have for trimet

29 Jul
driver fail on 17 bus for stopping at 6th & Market St & not at 6th & Clay St.

29 Jul
": ": I need my permit and a car" Me too , I'm sick of Trimet" Me too it be taking forever too




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