Friday, December 30, 2011
Hell on wheels
These old buses, with windshield wipers that can drive you insane. They are so noisy and clunky that when you hit a red light you have to turn them off, or you have to keep adjusting the speed.
And the noise, the bus is rattling like a something you would see in a horror movie.
The rain is leaking through the body.
The mirrors and windows are so full of water that forms into tiny little balls, you make turns 'blind" because you can't see anything out there!
The windows are fogged because the defrosters are useless.
You can't even see where you are going never mind actually attempt to call the stops!
(watch out though, a TriMet spy may be on board)
The seat so uncomfortable, your back is hurting you.
It really is hell on wheels.
(Wait till they make us put chains on without any snow)