Lane Jensen returns

Lane Jensen returns

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Lake Oswego Streetcar Plan Dropped in Favor of Moontrain

We thought Portlanders might want to go to Lake Oswego,” said Adams, “it turns out we’ve been wrong about that for over two decades. The feedback we’re getting is that no one really wants to go to Lake Oswego at all. Well I know where they really want to go and we’re going to build a streetcar that will get them there.”

READ THE STORY HERE! 

4 comments:

Ross Wrede said...

I'm sure there will be several stops on various asteroids to make the trip as long and uncomfortable as possible.

Erik H. said...

Wow...Sam Adams joke...have to come up with a Sam Adams joke.

I GOT IT!!!

"The next stop is Uranus. This is the last and final stop. Only the rear door will open at the next stop. Thank you for riding SamTrain. This stop is Uranus."

Max said...

... and here's a personal attack made by Erik. Gee, that didn't take long.

Al M said...

Attacking public figures doesn't count.