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Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Latest "seen and heard on Trimet"

But not seen on TRIMET'S HOW WE ROLL BLOG!
 TRIMET SCANNER TWEETS  
Hey what is up with the red line? Why am I and 25 other ppl waiting 37 minutes at rose quarter? The arrival clock keeps changing.


2h
I love it when karma rewards me, for what idk, it's nice to get my way.

Seriously it's fuckin summer already!! Why did you turn on the heater on this train

23 year old gillig phantom 1418 headed NB through Tigard on 99W

why no 24-hour pass instead of 1 calendar day?

I'm in a pink streetcar. Basically living my dream.

. Do you know that the overhead signs for EB Lloyd Center MAX haven't updated in a week? (Board N8200A & B)

": Trimet seats are the most uncomfortable things ever" !!!!

The MAX just passed a guy urinating off the Steel Bridge.

I think the TriMet bus driver is British. How magical! Why is he driving buses in Portland?

MAX train blocked earlier


Now I start a two hour long trimet ride. :-)

Moon walk on the trimet :D

I have never wanted to get off a bus as bad as I do now. It's way too hot in this bus. No AC + windows that don't open=greenhouse

Bus 2919 on line 7668 has the most pathetic excuse for air conditioning there is. The air isn't cold at all.

Oh how I love trimet.... 🚍🚙

bro you say that like a nigha is trimet bound don't insult me like that lolololol

What's the best way to describe this body odor... Seasoned?

arrival times are still shown for stops even when stops are temp closed for construction. Most unhelpful.

Also who was the brainiac who put #17 #70 & #77 on the same intersection? Thnx

When they say "Thanks for riding " they're just fucking with you. They really mean "Thank you for supporting our monopoly."

Why is the 29 always running late.. Sigh, Trimet.

Calm, hassle-free bus commute today. Weird.

It's a miracle. I had a 2900 on my line 36

cool, it looks like the max is late again today. cool. cool.

My morning was fine without hearing about how this [very loud] man couldn't sleep because he thought he heard a cougar outside...

Trimet people are so mean

When dif Trimet start announcing the weather, time, and mph...?

makes you realize how nasty Trimet's MAXs and buses really are...

As i left psu grad today on max, train conductor gave a great shout out to the graduates. Thx !

What? I'm a Trimet professional...

1h
#77 id2293 driver "anytime you see ppl getting off you better hurry or I'll think you don't want it." 10+' away from stop on 82nd.

#77 id2293 driver left w/o letting psgr out back door. Psgr alerted driver who then proceeded to argue. Eventually stopped.

I see running the 12 is optional again. I'm at stop 202, i expect the taxi you are paying for bc of your fuckup within 5 minutes.

Jamie's TriMet Adventures #562: A haiku... Bus twenty foul stench I have a suggestion Feminine hygiene.

The 4 is heavily detoured over where it gets onto Mississippi and trimet has posted no signs on the affected stops.

kudos to for letting me jump on the bus :)

when a bus is behind schedule is it customary for the bus driver to stop at Starbucks to get his coffee?

driver said my two zone voucher I purchased in a multipack at the store was not valid anymore. how can this be?

today is the first time this fare inspector had seen the trimet mobile pass. the beta period will be ending soon on the 7th of next month.

Having three busses on one route is not helpful if they all show up 30 seconds apart,

parkrose/sumner max platform is trashed & smells of urine.

I get sick of buses skipping past me at the TC. Quickest way to ruin my commute a

: finally kicked it with my nigga Max like trimet, he do look like a Crispy trey songz with those struggle braids” stop! 😂

finally kicked it with my nigga Max like trimet, he do look like a Crispy trey songz with those struggle braids

MISC FIRE (ALO) - 20431 SW TUALATIN VALLEY HW - Contacting Trimet, someone set one of their garbage cans at the bus stop on fire. Outside of

That sucks! Trimet is so gross!

Screw my job. Screw trimet. Screw this broken ass video card. Screw not having a car. Screw everything.

If this bus doesn't show up in the next two minutes to take me home from work I'm going to sue Trimet

God bless the woman who gave me her daypass

Trimet police are the epitome of fuck boys.

Damnit . The #6 just pulled up to stop #3635 with 3 people on board and changed the bus sign to "DROP OFF ONLY". I hate you.

I love the smell of piss and shit on

Of the 15 around me on MAX, every single one either has headphones on or is using a smartphone.

im bout to be late to work yet again. fuck trimet forreal

Great. My 76 got into a accident. If I can't get on the next bus I'm going to forget going anywhere today.

Forcing me to wait an HOUR for the 76? This is just pathetic, 

now 10 minutes on hold? Really? Where the fuck is my dam 76? My whole evening is screwed thanks to you.

Well hello trimet bus, we meet again. It's been years. I love to watch the interesting people that board you.

I think I just got told off by my 51 driver because the bus stop sign at my stop was too hard to see for her in the bus. Okay then.

Why are there so many tweakers on trimet?!!! Stop twitching!!! 😒

Bro, put your shoes back on. Your feet are rank!

red spiders all over bus 2602

I don't get a meal till like 5 now fuck you trimet :<

"Report suspicious Objects or behaviour to a TriMet employee, or call someone who gives a Shite!"

We need an International Criminal Court to investigate loud conversations on the bus.

is late as usual.

Trimet train behavior: Stand in the bike area and pretend to not notice the rider trying to safely rack a bike.

your 96 driver on I-5 needs SERIOUS retraining - if he can't make it uphill over Sylvania he needs to be in truck lane!

are you aware of trimet's new rule regarding to bikes and buses? I had to take off semi permanent bag from the rack

there's a guy on my bus blasting madonna's open your heart so loud in his earbuds that everyone can hear it. only on . 😊

Hey Blue line driver (convention ctr WB) don't close your doors as I am running from front to back looking for an open bike hook.

Bus driver, it is midnight and you are incredibly sweet. Thank you for your kindness.



1 comment:

Steve Fung said...

Adrianna has a point with the 2900's
and the A/C.Those buses don't cool off at all.What was the reasoning for not ordering windows that open?