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Monday, June 10, 2013

Latest "seen and heard on Trimet"

But not seen on TRIMET'S HOW WE ROLL BLOG!
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Holy fuck it is hot on this max... Green line heading to clackamas tc

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So nice of #99 to leave Dntn 2 mins early. I love watching my bus pull away from across the street! So did the others there on time.

Fuck trimet its been like 15 since the bus said 5

I fucking hate

Can't tell if this person is fabulous or trans but their hair is legitimately awesome either way.

Trimet you found my wallet! I will never complain about you again. This month.

After riding Korean buses for three months, buses make me feel like royalty

Man filing complaint for not chastising/refusing ride to smoking teens. What's the driver supposed to do? Spank them?

A driver change should take 30 seconds. Not minutes. It should also not require shutting down the bus. Some of us have places to go.

Nobody rides the bus. The 26 other folks on this 12 are nobody. But the non-existent Streetcar riders are uber important.

But thanks to stupid policy not one, but TWO MAX trains have passed me. Another way fucks with bus riders...

MAX operators should be req'd to chk their APACU systems every time they hit Gateway, Pioneer Sq, Willow Ck and Rosa Pks.

This crazy driver on line 62 won't stop checking his phone while driving...

Great. Four days off from and the first person to sit next to me on Monday's commute smells like ass.

The typical bus ride I take everyday shows how there is a lack of diversity in oregon. Its fun being the only black guy on the bus

Public transportation is so fucking stupid fuck you Trimet

Sure lady, I moved right next to the stop sign before you did, just squeeze right in front and get on first.

Totally looking forward to today's Demo Day. Not looking forward to the 2hr (one-way) trimet journey.

Almost sat down in a seat that has a giant puddle of what looks like pee. Thanks, trimet.

Ahhh, nothing wakes you up like the smell of B.O. in the morning. It's not even warm out yet, guys. Us patrons should try harder. 😩

Not helping the MAX image.Idiots. RT : Teens decide to fight at Gateway MAX station; 1 stabbed

No Helping Homeless People Allowed On Portland TriMet Trains - Sunday evening on a blue-line train in...

Thank you Trimet once again for butt pounding me.

You know you're from Portland when you are wary of any bus that doesn't have the word "TriMet" on the side.

Official lateness of 2001 leaving Beaverton TC: 5 minutes. I just wanna get home...

Okay 2001, time to get going now. We're supposed to be leaving BTC right now...

Nothing like having to go to court because of some fat trimet cop named Bart.

Some guy on the 33 grabbed the two copies of playboy that were on the seat and put them in his bag

Yet another amazing disappearing bus 12 thanks to . Over half the busses i tried to catch this weekend vanished. 

Watched 2 buses pass in the opposite direction. I try to show up 10 min early because you're never here. #8034

Trimet is a great place to learn about skin conditions as they develop on the back of necks

Dude behind me is bitching endlessly about . If it's so bad, get the fuck off and walk. ?

All the inconsistency talk about Trimet is BS. It ALWAYS smells like hobo pee. Lets be real, you guys.

This bus is crawling down the street because the driver is too busy chatting about guy problems. Shout out to Trimet! Consistently fantastic

2013 I Paid To Ride TRIMET And Took Myself To Legacy Health Systems Emergency As I Was Sad And Frightened I Wanted To Live Mental Hospital.

Doesn't a bus need to leave on schedule? Driver shows up 3 minutes late took the bus

The City seriously dropped the ball last night w/ They llet them take over city shut dwn trimet (30-90 min late) car traffic.

Tell that to Trimet. We got to listen to the growing frustration of our conductor, as we sat on our hands for ours.

Found out trimet was fucked because of the naked bike ride, valid excuse: you may continue.

two #20 pass us going into but none going into . Don't blame the or or a th ...

Hey where the fuck is the #20 ? It never showed! So now its walk home, call friend/family or call a cab, wtf!? Fix your shit!!!

naked niggas still fucking trimet up?

Fuck trimet hard

11 stuck(?) buses approaching East Burnside and 12th

You can get back to the regular schedule any time now. People waiting for the #20 in front of Powell's for 35+ minutes now.

Looks like is late because the ... And I can't wait to get home :(

Wtf trimet

Why did police bureau on rose festival Sat night allow to totally shut trimet & folks in cars down in dwntwn PDX?

Maybe just maybe ppb or some1 is letting have too much power to do whatever they want when it basically shuts down

City of Portland & TriMet need to reroute their parades N or S of the Train Lines, there is no excuse for interruptions except stupidity!

So many bicyclists off route that service has come nearly to a halt

Fuck you trimet!!!!

This bus has been five minutes away for 15 minutes.

We've been abandoned by . We're train station people now. Bartering has begun. Someone is eating a dog.

The Rose Festival happens every year - with plenty of warning - but it ALWAYS catches off guard.

I deal with brain dead idiots all day at work and then I have to ride trimet and deal with even more. Go awayyyyyyy

I hate Trimet at times

Fucking HATE when you're on Trimet sitting and the person who is standing in front of you has their backpack in your face

Every bus i've ridden today has approached 30min late. is furiously diving for new lows maybe.

panic attack on trimet nice one aubrey

trimet gets nasty when its hot out

Thanks trimet for making me late to work AGAIN

Thank you for making me late for work ! Much appreciated ! 👌👍

, what is this? Why is my bus at the start of the line not on time?

Its a war: Rose Festival vs. Trimet vs. me getting to work on time. Come on MAX! Be on time dammit!

As a trimet commuter, I wish I would have known about the floral parade before getting trapped downtown!

Probably the biggest annoyance on buses is shitheads standing in the rear doorwells

Trimet and I have a love & hate thing. I love riding the bus and max but at the same time I hate it with a passion.

Thanks ! Your shitty service has caused me to be late to work yet again.

Amazing disappearing busses, starring ! There's no way to allow enough extra time bc they come whenever the fuck they want!

I hate trimet at night.

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It's a rule. has to hire a certain percentage of antisocial and/or volatile drivers to avoid fines or somesuch.

"sometimes i text Trimet on the bus to make it look like i have friends" everybody

Grown man wears tail on Trimet...

please post a sign at 5th and hall saying 43 doesn't stop there anymore
 

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