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Friday, June 14, 2013

Portland as FucK

If you're feeling disconnected from the world, leave your headphones at home and ride the fucking bus. You will experience the beautiful ache of humanity and the maddening pits of institutional despair, maybe on the same trip. A month ago I almost got punched right in the mouth by some full-on bonkers street dude, and I know that's not a sensitive thing to call somebody who's been dealt a tough hand, but he tried to use that hand to bust my face open, fuck yo' truce. He was as bonkers as an anthropomorphic crime-solving bobcat. Was it a positive experience? No. But it was an experience! I was never confronted by a startlingly ripped mentally ill day-ruiner when I was pushing the Dodge Stratus. It sucked at the time, but I had something to talk about with people for a whole week. It allowed me to keep not watching Breaking Bad.

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