Ian Johnson
Saw a guy trip coming off trimet probably broke his
kneecap and the driver was kind of a bitch about the whole situation
Aw, @trimet, you can tell me about the ghost trains here on Twitter without me calling inn. It'll be our little secret.
So the only rule that counts on #trimet is paying ones fare? Smoke in the shelter, eat on the bus, bring your dog, play musical instruments
When @trimet bus drivers think they are race car drivers 😱😰
It's truly amazing to wait for a @trimet bus...see a "Not in Service" train, a "Not in Service" bus behind it...and then a crush load bus.
Got the pleasure of watching my once-every-90-minutes bus drive off without me. Thanks @trimet fare inspectors, thanks jackass bus driver.
You know what's really fun? Calling your sick, pregnant wife to pick you up because @trimet failed at its basic tenant.
I Say This Sincerely. Fuck You, Trimet.
I love public transportation but Portland's #trimet system is ridiculous. Longest commute times ever. No wonder Oregonians rely on cars.
Next bus in about 30 minutes. Good thing I'm not a woman waiting alone at night! Oh, wait. Yes I am. #TriMet
Trimet cop looks pissed today. Need to carry some donuts for the fattys
Wow @trimet. You never cease to amaze me with your unreliableness. Yeah, the 76 left Beaverton TC 2 mins early!
Oh, joy. @trimet bus #1830's horn seems to have a short. Driver embarrassed every time it randomly honks. Drivers nearby likely confused.
I'm about ready to start carpooling, because I am really sick and tired of getting fucked over by @trimet. #trimess
Ahh, and now I'm going in the direction I came from. Thank
you for wasting a half hour of my life and making me late
unnecessarily, #TriMet
What idiot at Trimet designs these bus routes? Protip:
When a route has a transit center in the name? THAT'S WHERE IT ENDS,
PERIOD
Excellence in @trimet bus stop planning: position the bus stop, so the rear door of a bus is matched up with a tree. pic.twitter.com/HpWbAvom
Oh yeah - I just love being accosted at a @trimet stop by a self professed "gangbanger" getting my my face with "what's up fat mama?"
Damn you trimet
Amazing how much one #trimet bus driver deciding to leave minute early can really screw up a 2 job, 2 kid, 1 car household.
"@keeganskiles: Damn you trimet" slow AF in the summertime
CRANKY @trimet driver on the #45
Trimet: where it takes you an hour+ to get ANYWHERE.
Thanks @trimet! I love riding an imaginary bus that never showed up to its scheduled time!
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