The very best of the #trimet tweets!

And don't forget to check out the Trimetscanner tweets HERE!

At present, the relationship of @trimet MAX scheduled arrivals and the actual MAX arrivals appear to be completely randomized.
— Barbara Robertson (@brachapdx) July 27, 2014

The seats on the new trimet busses are the most uncomfortable thing I've ever sat on...
— Eddy (@RobinH00d_) July 27, 2014

@Amtrak_Cascades The information about Portland bus service on your site is wrong. @trimet has no free zone and higher fares.
— Ben (@PBRippel) July 27, 2014

@pdxcommute Portlanders laud the MAX but I think they could have done better with at least a third set of tracks everywhere
— Steve Riggins (@steveriggins) July 27, 2014

@pdxcommute As a former Chicagoan, it kills me that the MAX doesn't (can't, by design) have express trains from the suburbs.
— Matthew Gifford (@mattg) July 27, 2014

thanks again for the two mile walk, @trimet. like se tacoma isnt a major street or anything. pic.twitter.com/Uq3D8KE4fx
— wolfman's got nards (@califallingdown) July 27, 2014

I like when @trimet bus drivers stop to run errands. Already late, let's make this trip even longer, I'm not trying to go to work. #TriMess
— Adrean Cummings (@aCanemone) July 27, 2014

Also great when a bus full of passengers has to yell at a @trimet driver to stop. Great training, keep up the good work. #TriMess
— Adrean Cummings (@aCanemone) July 27, 2014

40 minute wait for Blue Line to #Hillsboro at the downtown #Portland @trimet Galleria stop right now. Sad times...
— Emma Newman (@GreenDuckEE) July 27, 2014

fuck you trimet
— Christine Jackson (@cuntkickr) July 27, 2014

Ah, @trimet your bus driver on line 20 just asked where Sunset TC was, luckily I am awesome and helped.
— Christopher Gorton (@seegorton) July 26, 2014

Sometimes feel the Trimet Type 4 MAX trains were designed solely to sit and stare up in each other's face the whole ride :|
— Brian R. (@bgrmosaic) July 26, 2014

Going to be late for @OPIPdx Goal Painting...@trimet MAX set to arrive at 7:57 still hasn't appeared. #thanksTrimet
— Corri Anne (@CorriAnne80) July 26, 2014

@AlYourPalster trimet being the big bullshit recycling machine
— Adri C (@PDXtrimetrider) July 26, 2014

@AlYourPalster some of the trimet shit sticks to the walls for a while then it swirls away with the rest of the shit that only scraped (1/3)
— Adri C (@PDXtrimetrider) July 26, 2014

@AlYourPalster trimet is just a giant swirling toilet
— Adri C (@PDXtrimetrider) July 26, 2014

@AlYourPalster you see, caring requires effort and, often times, work. These people running Trimet do everything they can to avoid work
— Adri C (@PDXtrimetrider) July 26, 2014

@AlYourPalster sadly, stupid is trimet's speciality
— Adri C (@PDXtrimetrider) July 26, 2014

@AlYourPalster apathy. It's not like they actually CARE about their passengers.
— Adri C (@PDXtrimetrider) July 26, 2014

Why is it that on most days the bike rack is next to empty at the sunset tc? #trimet http://t.co/VYsIZqfFGQ
— kevinaguilar (@kevinaguilar) July 28, 2014

hey, @globesherpa. my @trimet ticket validated; shows nothing on the ticket screen. android 4.4.2 pic.twitter.com/B1XpWhgkjn
— Jükkå Jørvåßgåård (@pyratejack) July 28, 2014

Trimet stay lyin about their times
— K-Ďøłłã$ (@KavinaDavis) July 28, 2014

Aboard @trimet line 20 (bus 2258): engine cut out while rolling downhill and driver keeps revving engine at every stop. Halp.
— Jonathan Gates (@Gates_Jon) July 28, 2014

My morning bus driver is either a total cautious granny or a lead foot maniac. No in between. #Trimet
— Sara Machajewski (@SMachajewski) July 28, 2014

I stepped into an episode of #trimet driver confessions.
— Andrew Nhem (@andrewnhem) July 28, 2014

@hatsharpener I mentally just abbreviated that whole tweet to "TriMet... is uselessly slow."
— Aaron Hockley (@ahockley) July 28, 2014

@LittleOne0406 @trimet @AlYourPalster What is the challenge in that? Your time is not important. Sincerely, Trimet
— Boothie68 (@Boothie68) July 28, 2014

Yes, picking at your scalp wound on the bus w/ grubby hands is action deserving of public shaming. #hadtomoveseats #talesfromthe15 #trimet
— Rachel Edmonds (@rachelaedmonds) July 28, 2014

@pdxcommute probably because Trimet's PA has too much to say as it is. It's nonstop announcing all through DT.
— Matthew Baird (@pdx_mgb) July 28, 2014

Well guess who's going home alone on sketchy ass trimet!?
— Not Nathan (@Pedivtric) July 28, 2014

@trimet definitely a novel problem for the MAX
— Nathan D. Smith (@_ndsmith) July 30, 2014

@ferventcoder http://t.co/lRIxfWfzSt I was kind of startled when the train started moving backwards - never happened before!
— Kylo Ginsberg (@kylog) July 30, 2014

@dee_winky @trimet never, customer service at it's finest
— Big C (@BigCPDX) July 30, 2014

@pdxcommute @jamesH73783 Do you think Trimet cares about you? Ha Ha Ha Ha!
— Ray T (@R1Ray) July 30, 2014

#trimet "Minor" delay? Half an hour. Major delay? Don't even bother!
— Nonpartisan (@nonpartisantoo) July 30, 2014

@benkittelson56 my @trimet highlight of the week so far was seeing a woman vigorously pick her nose & then use that hand to ring the bell
— Emily Leuning (@emleuning) July 30, 2014

Joy. My @trimet bus overheated & next one isn't for another 25 minutes. Feel sorry for the driver. It certainly isn't his fault. #portland
— Kole Myrick (@KoleBigEars) July 30, 2014

I guess it could be worse. We could have a transit system that falls apart in rain rather than one that seems to stop dead in heat. #trimet
— Anna Griffin (@annargriff) July 30, 2014

@trimet Would love a response to my tweets from 7/27 re: drivers seemingly running errands while on route. 75 was fifteen minutes late......
— Adrean Cummings (@aCanemone) July 30, 2014

@trimet it goes further than that. WB trains affected all the way into downtown #pdx
— Jeanie Swan (@jeaniekswan) July 30, 2014

Seriously @trimet quit changing trains that are supposed to go to Hillsboro. This is complete crap
— Big C (@BigCPDX) July 30, 2014

Hey @trimet...I hate you! I really really hate you!
— Big C (@BigCPDX) July 30, 2014

OK tweeps. Give me one public transit etiquette tip. #pdx #trimet #travel . I just may use it on my show tonight
— kevinaguilar (@kevinaguilar) July 30, 2014

@pdxcommute Once again the MAX has failed. I HATE you TriMet!
— James H. (@jamesH73783) July 30, 2014

Of course the bus we choose to take is the one that gets stopped bec some wack-a-doo lady decides to kick in the glass on the door. #trimet
— Billy Corona (@rilobilly) July 30, 2014

#TriMet benches: More space for ads, less space for your ass. http://t.co/IAiT1cw6YT
— Bryan Dorr (@BJDorr) July 30, 2014

"@trimetscanner: west side #trimet MAX service expected to resume normally" When? Tomorrow?
— Matthew Gifford (@mattg) July 30, 2014

@trimet People are stranded at the Hawthorn Farm stop. Any shuttle planned to #pdx? Thank goodness for @morgyspub so I can relax with beer.
— Jewifer, PhD (@jewifer) July 30, 2014

@trimet this sucks! It would have been faster walking home!
— Bernie (@Bernie5506) July 30, 2014

@GovKitz It's time to do something about the people who run @trimet. There needs to be accountability.
— Matthew Gifford (@mattg) July 30, 2014

Another #brokedick day on #TriMet. The regional transit agency that works, in the city that works. #selfparody
— The Chairman Jeff (@JeffBull5) July 30, 2014

#TriMet Ever notice shuttle buses are the answer for MAX problems? Why not just run shuttle buses? System outages need rails! Expect delays.
— Rich Jones (@jonesrich) July 30, 2014

Rush hour bicyclists swarm the MAX. I call it the Bicycle Tide. My bike? On the bus. Not MAX. No fuss! Hey, it's how I ride! #trimet
— Nonpartisan (@nonpartisantoo) July 30, 2014

Even not counting the @IBPI workshop, there is massive bike congestion on EB @trimet Blue Line from Hillsboro. pic.twitter.com/NKX54qcMrM
— Tara Goddard (@GoddardTara) July 30, 2014

Been seeing a lot of Trimet maintenance trucks today. Didn't know they actually had people to fix shit. Must be a brand new department.
— Nick (@tehnick) July 29, 2014

The old trimet buses smell like wet laundry that's been sitting in the wash machine too long.
— Jordan Jay (@jordanjayapple) July 29, 2014

And the @trimet yellow line train 210's open door button didn't work. Train was waiting at 6th & Pine stop, I pushed button repeatedly. Shit
— Jennifer K (@PDXJenni) July 29, 2014

Only on #Trimet can let your dick air out in public. #KeepPortlandWeird #pdx #freedick pic.twitter.com/WFUBTE5KuQ
— Lady C. (@LadyCoquine) July 29, 2014

An obvious @pdxstreetcar #fail - where's proofreader? (根据波特兰市法典第14A.110章的规定、乘坐波特兰街车必须持有有效车票。街车接受所有TriMet票和通行卡。) #typo pic.twitter.com/ZalLhF7KVm
— Meow (@sarahmorrigan) July 30, 2014

Is @trimet still rerouting/switching the red & blue lines? Was that ever official or someone's transit fantasy?
— Ilan Gerould (@pdxwonderboy) July 30, 2014

@Trimet, your app is being annoying. Almost as much as your late buses. pic.twitter.com/IInAOjQPtm
— Thom Douglas (@helloThom) July 30, 2014

@trimet Where'd all the trains go...?
— Scotty Ray (@ScottyRayJ) July 30, 2014

@trimet at goose hollow. Where are westbound trains? You guys suck at keeping trains going when it's mildly warm. Why do you suck so much?
— Dan Morrison (@djmorrisonster) July 30, 2014

@djmorrisonster @trimet @trimetscanner I feel your pain. 11yr TriMet user here...and so close to buying a car.
— James H. (@jamesH73783) July 30, 2014

#trimet RT @bdlandoe: max stopped on Interstate near Russell w/ ambulance and fire truck. Not sure what happened, but passengers unloading.
— Joseph Rose (@pdxcommute) July 30, 2014

@pdxcommute barely made it to work on time b/c of #TriMet. Let us hope MAX doesnt fail again on commute home.
— James H. (@jamesH73783) July 30, 2014

My train was 35 minutes late and when it showed up, it wasn't in service. Thanks trimet
— Joh Oso (@joh_oso) July 30, 2014

@trimet how about announcing at the trains what's going on? I've swapped three trains already until I found out. Improve!!
— Iñaky Pérez-González (@inakypg) July 30, 2014

@trimet is an amateur operation. If it's warm trains don't run. 10% fare increase, no improvement in train service.
— Dan Morrison (@djmorrisonster) July 30, 2014

So bright on this bus shout out to @trimet let the lights dim some
— Brian Schultz (@brayschu) July 30, 2014