TWEETS you won't see on the 'how we roll' blog

Almost go hit by two teenage girls in their mom's minivan. #YOLO? Haha they hit the trimet pole instead of my car tho.

@trimet just arrived at gresham tc on the 9, 5min ahead of schedule. Wonder if the driver flooring all the way here was the cause. Num 9-42.

@trimet u shoulda seen the way he pulled in at 136th (stop 4585). If I wasn't standing by a telephone pole, I fear I may have been hit.

@trimet You might want someone to check out the ticket machine on the west end of the Fair Complex station. http://pic.twitter.com/M9Ii0f3S

Dear @trimet, been waiting at stop 9825 for over an hour waiting for a train. What gives ?

First air conditioned bus I've been in this year. Thank you @Trimet and thank you whoever-is-in-charge-of-the-weather. :)

You know it's a long hawthorne bridge lift when this happens #trimet now they say the bridge is stuck #awesome http://pic.twitter.com/rwKdeO9g 

I love when busses are late in ways that benefit me. Now I might actually make it to work on time! Thanks #trimet 

TriMet today, part one: On the line 72, three young men make fun of a girl's body odor, one sings a song about showering.

TriMet today, part two: At the 14 stop, a smoking 30ish man tells off an elderly woman who'd asked him to step away from the shelter.

Nice of that #TriMet driver to close the door on my ass

Shockingly the @trimet bus has not made terrible sounds and forced the driver to pour water & profanity on the engine. #pdx #trimet #warmday 

Glad to see @MayorSamAdams realizes what @TriMet doesn't: public services aren't islands; saving a little money isn't worth the overall cost

Hobos on the trimet are the worst,they smell like straight shit

This trimet bus driver js hauling ass... I like it:)

@MayorSamAdams @trimet @friedbryce87 We waited at a freq service stop for 40+ minutes yesterday watching our tracker, two bus never showed

 Ugh, Trimet, why you lie to me?!

RT @MayorSamAdams: "@trimet RT @friedbryce87 why do we pay for trimet when their service is so damn...yet fail to deliver a quality service"

@MayorSamAdams @trimet @friedbryce87 agreed. Always a frustrating experience.

The funniest shit happens on trimet