Saturday, July 27, 2013

Trimet: A Fecal Matter

 You are sitting in human feces!” the driver screamed. “You are contaminated with human feces!”
All passengers–including the allegedly poop-stained man–stared dumbly, as if in shock.
“That seat has feces on it. Human feces!”
She wanted everyone to hear, not just him. And she had our rapt attention. The man seemed scared. She seemed to feed off his fear.

Very interesting story here!

1 comment:

always roaming said...

The image of the bus pulling away "with a loud fart from its exhaust pipe" was hilarious after reading that bizarre account.