ADRI GOES ON A TRIMET RANT

Adri C ‏@PDXtrimetrider 11h

Good job #TriMet. MAX is f'd up AGAIN around RQ. Ya ever going to actually solve issues instead of doing a quick fix which fails soon after?

2. Adri C ‏@PDXtrimetrider 11h

   Buses are stupid and ugly! No one needs them. Let's keep on building the shiny MAX lines instead! We love our pretty trains #
3. Adri C ‏@PDXtrimetrider 11h

   Ladies & Gents, let's hear it for our wonderful transit system, #TriMess! See where it strands you is their game, and #TriMet is their name
4. Adri C ‏@PDXtrimetrider 11h

   Why conclusively solve an issue when you can just bail yourself out of it when it happens every time? 
5. Adri C ‏@PDXtrimetrider 11h

   Haha. Don't worry, #TriMet. I know you won't. You have your dinosaur bus fleet to bail the shiny trains out when their system goes down

   
   

     Adri C ‏@PDXtrimetrider 11h

   Why conclusively solve an issue when you can just bail yourself out of it when it happens every time? #TriMet #MAXBusBridge

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      Adri C ‏@PDXtrimetrider 11h

      If we keep cutting bus service we'll have plenty of buses left in the garage that can be sent to bail out MAX if it breaks again! #TriMet

      
      

      Adri C ‏@PDXtrimetrider 11h

      Aren't we smart? We're #1! We're #1! (Don't listen to those silly reports saying that we lied about that. They're crazy). #TriMet 

      
      

      1. Adri C ‏@PDXtrimetrider 11h

         Good luck getting home, you suckers who depend on us! You're goin NOWHERE tonight. MAX broke down again, so you're stuck. Have fun. #TriMet

          

          
      2. Adri C ‏@PDXtrimetrider 11h

         #TriMet WES works! MAX does too! But only when it wants to. #TriMess

          

          
      3. Adri C ‏@PDXtrimetrider 11h

         #TriMet: the train system that works! P.S. (Don't tell anybody it breaks down a lot and buses have to bail it out)

         
         

         1. Adri C ‏@PDXtrimetrider 11h

            When will the MAX break down again? Will I be stranded again? Did my bus break down again? Every day fun on your wonderful #TriMet! 

            
            
         2. Adri C ‏@PDXtrimetrider 11h

            Actually, MAX is running again. For now. We used some tape to fix the problem so we'll get to fix it again soon. Have fun! #TriMet #TriMess

            
            

            Adri C ‏@PDXtrimetrider 11h

            Okay. I think I'm done now. Feeling especially mean and sarcastic towards trimet tonight for some reason. Rat bastards