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@lejaybird I didn't know how to use the trimet ticket app so the trimet asshole gave me a citation.
— sam (@samisan0wl) October 22, 2013
Why does it seem @trimet buses can't stop and go smoothly? You don't get to a seat before you go flying. #drivesafely
— Jennifer Thomas (@TheJennT) October 22, 2013
OH: "My first day on the TriMet bus proved that women can have beards."
— Aaron Hockley (@ahockley) October 22, 2013
@trimet I've seen transit police profile a black person 3x in a week instead of checking every rider. What's your ticketing policy?
— tim_linquist (@tim_linquist) October 22, 2013
Dear #Trimet 17 driver: Save the lecture about mobile tickets until after you've done your job and opened the door at the stop.
— Alexis Grant (@lyspeth) October 22, 2013
@TriMet #Max it's way too chilly for fans and air to be on anymore #justsating
— Nichole Marino (@nmarino05) October 22, 2013
I ACTUALLY HATE TRIMET get here when it says you'll get here #thx #lateaf
— Erin Geyer (@erinjgeyer) October 22, 2013
Why does it seem @trimet buses can't stop and go smoothly? You don't get to a seat before you go flying. #drivesafely
— Jennifer Thomas (@TheJennT) October 22, 2013
FUCK TRIMET
— Dawson Hochfeld (@hardsmart) October 22, 2013
I hate taking trimet to school so much
— MackCrack (@LittleHuggies97) October 22, 2013
Fuck you trimet. Honestly. You change the schedule by 5 minutes and continue to arrive 5 min earlier???!!! PISS OFF
— Cesar Rodriguez (@CR18FCB_USA) October 22, 2013
First run for bus 2828. Someone forgot their book. Why didn't a cleaning crew find it? Oh, wait . . . #trimet pic.twitter.com/qbJx2lVLYA
— Nonpartisan (@nonpartisantoo) October 22, 2013
It's worth exposing my stupidity to say that I got my phone back from Trimet 1.5 hours after leaving it on a city bus. #notinStockton #fb
— Daniel Wood Ⓥ (@DanBobWood) October 22, 2013
Horrible Trimet incident right now. It hurts how cruel this world is. Hurts even more how easily we become mere spectators of this cruelty
— Lorena (@loreg_g) October 22, 2013
Please look away trimet passengers; I'm just doing air guitar to the music in my head.
— Skyler O'Keefe (@actuallyskyler) October 22, 2013
What the holy hell is going on with the @trimet trains???? I just want to get home you jerks.
— C.E. Schwilk (@CESchwilk) October 22, 2013
Public transportation is not sexy but boy is it entertaining #trimet #pdx
— Hannah Kang (@LiloHK) October 22, 2013
@trimet thanks for the 15 minute driver change mid-rush hour at galleria. Made my day! Missing my bus is one of my secret joys. #makeawish
— Will (@kanewj) October 21, 2013
Max is going to be off schedule and delayed @trimet assisting rogue feds
— Nice Jackson (@nicejackson) October 21, 2013
@MsPayne @AlYourPalster Amen!! And ZERO excuse for #trimet because they KNOW what pieces of SHIT the TVMs are. They aren't to be trusted!
— Nonpartisan (@nonpartisantoo) October 21, 2013
@trimet why do you promote strobe lights? they hurt epileptics (many of us are stuck w.you, can't drive) & people w.migraines.
— Kassiane (@UVGKassi) October 21, 2013
I spend it all on coffee drugs and trimet fares
— vanida (@getbxnt) October 21, 2013
People really try to fight these Trimet tickets. It's gonna take more time doing that than just doing community service.
— Chevy C. (@ChavonCade) October 22, 2013
So today I got a ticket for having a youth bus pass instead of an adult one and now I have to go to court. Fuck you trimet fuck you.
— Emily (@shmemhatch) October 22, 2013
*sees bus 2 blocks away, opens trimet ticket app. waits. waits. ends up being the asshole tying up the line* yay technology!
— Nick (@tehnick) October 23, 2013
TriMet cop just ran off train to check fares of disabled drifter instead of checking fares of middle class office workers #smh
— Zibby Pillote (@ZibbyPillote) October 23, 2013
Trimet- perfecting the 50-yard dash since 1974
— Duncan Alexander (@Hypothete) October 23, 2013
What bizarro world have I landed in? The @trimet 20 is on time and I got a seat.
— #objectivelyterrible (@lazulisong) October 23, 2013
Trimet... Perhaps next time a driver more focused on getting places on time instead of a running commentary of every bump or detour.
— Sara (@sarafalls) October 23, 2013
No idea if it fixed it. Traveled the rest of the route in Bat Outta Hell mode. Still arriving BTC about normal time. #trimet
— Nonpartisan (@nonpartisantoo) October 23, 2013
Bus 2803 smells like it was burning a clutch, brakes, rubber, something . . . #trimet
— Nonpartisan (@nonpartisantoo) October 23, 2013
Wondering why @trimet doesn't enforce the animals in carriers rule on the bus. Really they don't enforce any rules.
— Nicole Poole (@nikipoole) October 23, 2013
I didn't buy a monthly #trimet pass because Las Vegas and now I'm kind of hissing uncertainly at the @globesherpa thing.
— #objectivelyterrible (@lazulisong) October 23, 2013
So @globesherpa is aware of it but apparently the answer to "ONLY HALF MY @TRIMET TICKET IS THERE" is exit out completely & pray.
— #objectivelyterrible (@lazulisong) October 23, 2013
The @trimet driver of the 56 just blew right past without even blinking. What the actual fuck. Sooo sick of this kind of crap.
— erk (@insektmute) October 23, 2013
I DONT WANT TO GO ON TRIMET ANYMORE! This shit smells like pee!!!!!!
— Sindee (@CindyLVxoxo) October 23, 2013
@trimet the #6 was 2 minutes early and I couldn't cross the street safely. Tried waving to get the drivers attention. Stop #3635
— Lesa Monster (@lesamonster) October 23, 2013
@GaryRidesBikes @jessicaroberts Trimet tries so hard/Falls flat like an autumn leaf/They give me a sad
— Christopher Kidd (@BikeBlogChris) October 23, 2013
Nothing like Greshamites smoking weed out of an electric cigarette. Still smells like dope #trimet #pot #keepPortland fucking stupid
— Nick Tzar (@nctzar) October 23, 2013
Ceaseless amazement at how dumb the TriMet trip planner can be.
— The One Grue b!X (@theonetruebix) October 22, 2013
Today's Trimet #fashion statement: "MILF" knuckle tattoos.
— Molly Newman (@mollynewman) October 23, 2013
I'm really starting to hate public transportation. Thanks, Trimet, for making me late for work.
— Brianna Madsen (@briannamadsen) October 23, 2013
@trimet Operator impede progress of bus stop ID 4254 Hwy 99 FREDMYERS 12mins to get to Tigard Transit Center
— Nice Jackson (@nicejackson) October 23, 2013
On the MAX: a guy asking his friend, 'how do you feel about *slowly* twerking?' #TriMet
— Adri C (@PDXtrimetrider) October 23, 2013
@pdxcommute Excellent. Now #trimet will start causing seizures. #brilliant #whathappened #youseized #damntrimet #theygetyoueitherway
— Nonpartisan (@nonpartisantoo) October 23, 2013
Since when does everyone have to get up so a bunch of little kids can sit or driver won't go @trimet
— Death Metal (@Grzybowski2000) October 23, 2013
Look at me again, bitch. I dare you. Fuck I hate trimet. Fucking weirdos.
— Rose Gibson (@RoseCGGibson) October 23, 2013
I wish a bus driver would yell to the whole bus "YA'LL WANT TO GO TO MEH-HI-CO?! YEEE HAW!" Before speeding off to Canada #trimet #pdx
— Byron Mosley (@ZomByron_Morose) October 23, 2013
there was a fine skinhead on the trimet... where did he go... whats ur dick like homie wut r u into??
— ^.~ (@911juicypussy) October 23, 2013
Now this is something you don't see locked up to a @trimet bike rack very often. pic.twitter.com/yVJ2xdmbkd
— Josh (@SmplicityCycles) October 23, 2013
Look #Portland if you are sick, stay home. At least stay off #trimet and this goes doubly for your sick kids who aren't covering their mouth
— Will (@kanewj) October 23, 2013
@pdxcommute The bus is halfway through the turn before it says anything after "Pedestrian." Spanish speakers will be squashed. #trimet
— Nonpartisan (@nonpartisantoo) October 23, 2013
Bus 2921 has a tape measure at the front door. To estimate suspect height when crime happens. #trimet #crimebus pic.twitter.com/bgutOcQfJy
— Nonpartisan (@nonpartisantoo) October 23, 2013
I hate rude teens on #Trimet who block the door and won't let people get off before they get on. Besides that every other word is N this ...
— Kevin Finch (@kevinfinch23) October 23, 2013
@trimet your signage says a red line was due. Next train in? The green line that wasn't supposed to be here for another 5 mins. #fail
— M Nielson (@oswebguy) October 23, 2013
fucking trimet machines are pissing me off
— chris (@ladisputesucks) October 23, 2013
This 20 is getting passed by school buses... Can I take one of those into Portland instead? #Trimet
— Damascus Steel (@Damascus_Steele) October 23, 2013
FUCK THE BUS! ASSHOLE JUST FUCKING DIDN'T STOP WHEN STANDING CLEARLY AT A BUS STOP. FUCK U TRIMET.
— GLITTER SPARKLES (@ColleeRu) October 24, 2013
@Liedertafel_pdx Glisan has a sporadic bus & the Stark bus is all sorts of messy these days. Scheduling w trimet has turned into a nightmare
— Kristen Bowie (@KristenBowie) October 24, 2013
No need to apologize for the lateness, @trimet. Not paying for a fare when I go home will be my compensation.
— Sexy Snider Costume (@EricDSnider) October 24, 2013
#IfTriMetRan a sex toy store, lube always be out of stock. #TriMet
— Ron (@TelemachusRome) October 24, 2013
#IfTriMetRan movie theaters the floor is not the only thing that'd be sticky all the time. #TriMet
— Ron (@TelemachusRome) October 24, 2013
Lost on the @TriMet MAX Yellow Line northbound this morning: Brown paper lunchbag filled with UFOs. Please help find it! Thank you.
— Lisa Loving (@LisaLoving) October 24, 2013
@trimet missed work meeting and dr. Appointment because of unpredictable and EXTREME lateness both bus and max. #unreliable
— Cody Hayes (@theRealCHayes9) October 24, 2013
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