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Friday, July 12, 2013

Latest "seen and heard on Trimet"

But not seen on TRIMET'S HOW WE ROLL BLOG!
 TRIMET SCANNER TWEETS  
thank you #19 for just not showing up at all this morning. you'd think in 2013, there would be some sort of system letting us know.
 
 
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I have to walk literally all the way across Portland because of fucking trimet being a little bitch dick.

has way too much trouble shooting to do if they want to be as reliable as other top performing transit systems in the U.S.

meth head peeing on MAX. stay classy .

Fuck the trimet

You suck

Fuck you trimet driver. Told me green line was behind you and it's fucking 10+min away not stoping until I get food in my stomach

I better get reimbursed 4 Dis.Worst ride on the max.Stop and go.10min to get 2 1 stop. HUNGRY. My health is in danger lol

Fucking haaaaaaate trimet busses. They think they can cut you off whenever.

Fuck you trimet! Always fucking up! Downtown for almost 12hrs.

33 on Friday evening is like snorkeling through the shallow end of the gene pool.

Friday night 33, crackheads, scumbags, and some jackass with a massive "service animal" Pitbull.

Seen on the side of a Trimet bus: "Bedbugs are REAL. You can pick them up ANYWHERE." I then proceed to get on a bus with cloth seats.

Maybe this is why I don't come! Trimet later than 8am is too much for me.

Really glad I don't have to ride on this old piece of shit.

Everyday is an adventure MT I remember why I stopped riding buses. Driver is currently asking US for directions

Now I remember why I stopped riding buses. Our driver is currently asking US directions on where to go... Ummm...

So tired of dirty, nasty buses and MAX trains on

Nearly just got t-boned by a bus. Way to go Trimet. Damn near pissed myself there.

Why warn? Is there hope that there will be deterrence beyond the value of the enforcement action?

Trimet is so sickening 😷

1. How can it be hotter *on* the bus than outside? 2. Why am I on a goddamn bus?

The stale smell of weed on the Trimet

It's quite inconvenient that we cannot use cash at the ticket machine at NE 60th. I have my $2.50 in my pocket. Good as a ticket?

This People On Trimet Are Really Annoying -.-

Fuck the got my ride going

Awesome. My regular driver has the day off. So my bus was 10 min late and then showed up with two bikes already on board.  

Watching the bus drive right passed you standing at the bus stop at 10pm is murderously annoying

MY NEW SHIPMENT OF VINYL IS SITTING AT HOME FUCK YOU TRIMET GET ME HOME NOW SO I CAN SEWWW

I love starting my morning with and it's random passengers who yell, scream and swear at you!! Tonight, I took a cab home.

two ladies discussing the "subliminal messaging" that 7-11 uses for "mind control." one lady is so engrossed she misses her stop. 

Things you see on trimet.....a man with blue face paint, can't help but wonder why he didn't pant the arms to match

This is like the 50th time I'm late for something because of . specially because of bus 71.

Dear TriMet, i hate bus 71. Would you please make the schedules more frequent? Sicerely an East Portlander who is pissed off at yor service.

These new trimet tickets are gay

Seriously, fuck Trimet today.

20 minute delays on every route I've taken today. Not too happy I paid full price for that day pass.

., the line 16 scheduled to arrive at NW Front and 15th is consistently 10-15 minutes late, what gives?

the bus that was supposed to be at my stop 13 minutes ago just went by as not in service. Really?

you going to pay my lost time cause you can't seem to keep your buses working? 57 @ stop 5633 5:04 pm never showed

veh 1422 on the rt 94 @ barbur tc. Nice old dilapidated bus

When I put faith into trimet I just find myself aggravated.

Woman with a pirate ship tattooed on the back of her neck, reading Cloud Atlas

Trimet bus smells like hellaaaa weed my friends

Thanks for taking so much space lady-with-huge-stroller-for-your-water-bottle-but-no-baby-on-the-train

Trimet brings the best out of people

Well so much for a schedule

Thank you for not opening the max door for me. No matter how many times I press the button to get in and then you leave.

trimet really needs to tone down this air conditioning

i have the worst luck with trimet

So I should assume that passengers are still permitted to, themselves, emit foul smells? :)

Thanks, I'll mention 28.15 A(7) to the operator next time. Do they need to judge "foul" for themselves; or is my request sufficient?

Thanks to and their police force, I now have to take a cab to work and spend money I don't have. Hope you're happy 

Dammit.

  The north side ticket machine at Powell Station MAX is not reading credit cards. Machine number 61?. The last digit is torn off.

Did this TriMet transit police officer seriously just say "troublesters?"

I wish I could pose this question to the homeless community in Portland: why do you need to pee in elevators at TriMet stations?

Passed me up stop id 4251

TriMet's bus system is shameful compared to a lot. Especially Seattle's

I wonder is would be a faster system if there weren't so many damn stops! You don't need a stop every TWO blocks!!!

FYI, ticket machine at Overlook Park is broken. again.

no line 12 in over 29 mins stop id 4251 to provoke? Infantile thoughts act's.

Shoulda packed the for this bus ride. Who woulda thunk traffic and a standing room only bus at 6:30pm!

Brilliant schedule the buses to leave the transit center at the same time the train arrives. That's using your noggin. BTC #57 5:50p

the 38's driver this evening could work on handling her road rage a little better 😉

So a 30+ min late bus AND now you're telling me you can't complete the route and I have figure out how to get home? Thanks

What the heck is bus 2928 doing on line 3302? That's just weird

Classy Moment of the Day: Some guy's girlfriend picking zits on his face... and it seems like a normal occurrence to them.

What's going on ? Everything's late today. This bus has been 6 minutes away for the past 10 minutes!

I wish I had enough gas to drive to and from work so I didn't have to deal with irritating ass trimet

Once again, bus over 30 mins late and no service alert. Thanks,

your buses block traffic every day at market & 1st in PDX. You're part of the traffic problem, not solution.

same shit on the westside near Merlo last week. Waited 20 mins.

rt 45 inbound bus, leaving Tigard (5:20 PM) 99W @ Main in Tigard, blocking intersection on red 

are you on vacation? How about some updates.


I want to know why there is a 1 car train in service during rush hour.

So , if a bus is going to be 10-15 minutes late on a consistent basis (every single day), why not just adjust the regular schedule?

completely unacceptable. I'm not paying until you can provide the service I pay for. Who's with me?

why 1 car train for PM rush? Since you aren't on top of it: Delays for westbound PM commute.

man man , I'm on drymet (trimet) trying too hold my potty!! OMG. Can't wait too be whipping it like It's jiffy mix

fuck you and your inability to get people home on time during PM rush hour. Hold up your end of the bargain for once. 

veh 1447 on the 94, nice oven on wheels. Just passed a 1600 smaller oven on wheels back @ Terwilliger.

your veh 3017 running on rt 12 Sandy @ 4th & Hall made an unsafe, illegal lane change from bus stop to far left lane.

Riding #8 to OHSU. The driver has no idea where he is going & is depending on passengers to tell him the stops. Really Trimet?

Now I'm standing at stop 809 being bitten by some sort of ants. Can't sit. Can't leave the area if I'm going to get this bus.

stumbling drunk man just got off the 75 carrying 2 12packs and both sleeves of his leather jacket stuffed with cans  

Have I said how much pisses me off lately? Standing at stop 11831 the driver just went right by. Now I will miss my train & 2nd bus.

Just got me a cute little black car. :P :) FUCK TRIMET !

Jamie's TriMet Adventures #677: Wild-eyed meth head is currently rapping about raping a hoe. Why does he hate gardening so much?

(in best trimet voice) oh hey der, sorry about that. Please fill out a giant form about that so we can do nothing but waste yourtime

Bus 2308 (a #12) just. Blew by stop

Is there any policy regarding volatile organic compounds such as open bottle of nail polish & remover? Thanks.\

Dear if a cat or a rat can be a service animal,will a doctor note let me bring my retic python for ride

The people on Trimet make me lose faith in humanity

Bitch don't kick that puppy! God I love

Amused that the bus driver is providing running commentary of our route

What is up with 17 drivers today? 1st made an incident out of someone being rude, 2nd delayed us to detail rightness re a transfer.

Stupid trimet bus driver was gonna drive right past me for the 3RD time but I made sure he didn't!

The bus I just rode had a cool driver, who was nice to everyone, commendation forthcoming!

It's funny when you hear about giving jaywalking tickets and then watch their officers jaywalk in front of Jeld Wen 4 no reason.

Bus driver hit a tree with his mirror. Guess objects may be closer than they appear.

Oh 35 bus, if only you could arrive on time.

Avoid line I.D.#120 - no air conditioning and packed. Feels like 110-sad when it is cooler outside

The underground rules and codes between bus drivers that come with driving a Trimet bus is probably so cool

summer means deodorant, people. c'mon now.

driver of line 6870 bus 1830 not bothering to wear a seatbelt leaving sunset.

Haven't been on trimet in a minute and when I finally do it would smell musty AF!! -__- WTF

trimet gonna take you an hour now?? Hahahahaha

30 minutes? Trimet don't cOme any faster??

This couple on trimet is covered in leaves like they just had a little romp in the forest

This is so ridiculous, screw trimet

I see water leaking from the vents on the max!

Hey any reason the four is 40 min late everyday? When one does show it just keeps driving. Stop ID 90... 9 Jul
Will forever hate Trimet.

Ridiculous how many ppl are at the courthouse right now for tickets. Let us get back to work !

Another failed trip. Everytime i try to use Trimet it doesnt have service were i need to go. Guess i be driving.. bla


 

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