Today's "seen and heard on Trimet"

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Ray Terrill ‏@Rayterrill 8h

@harperwerner @trimet Yep. And suggestion that you should get off at every station until you find a functional machine is comical idiocy.

Michael Sparrowhawk ‏@Sparrowhawk3000 7m

@trimet tix machines at Orenco inoperable. Card only machine is canceling all transactions. Cash machine won't accept cards...

PDX Transit Lane ‏@pdxtransitlane 13m

Hey @schnik you're on a @trimet bus! pic.twitter.com/r7aVZ0M0Pi

Ian Eure ‏@ieure 51m

Pretty annoyed with @trimet right now. 31 driver misses a turn, keeps going, gets lost, stops and calls dispatch.

The King Of Huskynez ‏@evil_sibe 1h

Phantom 71 @ 6649, @trimet? Why does the transit tracker show a bus that does not exist?

DrunkenGeeBee ‏@DrunkenGeeBee 1h

@trimet your form sucks and takes too long to fill out.

EA Spore-ts ‏@anthonypants 1h

.@trimet that's great but why in the hell do you guys not know why your trains were 20+ minutes late all morning

Transit Rider PDX ‏@TransitRiderPDX 1h

@trimet Why does bus 3051 have a different kind of overhead sign than the other 3000-series buses?

erp-ranger pink ‏@lazulisong 1h

Aw @trimet bus 0904 (or 06) on the 75 line waited over the light for the line 20 passengers transferring!

PDX Transit Lane ‏@pdxtransitlane 2h

On this 4 today and man its deathly silent on here. Creepy. #trimet

u_g ‏@u_g 3h

Who hired Yoda to write these signs? #nofilter @ TriMet Beaverton Transit Center http://instagram.com/p/YI45C7s45h/

Erik Halstead ‏@sp_redelectric 4h

Why does this @trimet bus smell so bad?? Veh 2934, on 12B 

Mexican Rick Ross~ ‏@JayIsAWolf 4h

K Trimet, take your sweet ass time -.-

Erik Halstead ‏@sp_redelectric 5h

@trimet your T750 TVM is not acepting tap cards

Erik Halstead ‏@sp_redelectric 5h

@trimet your TVM T751 at Pioneer Square is broke pic.twitter.com/ewKZMMp4Mk

Erik Halstead ‏@sp_redelectric 5h

@trimet your tvm t745 @ 6th & madison is broke pic.twitter.com/hJfk3jnp1x

EA Spore-ts ‏@anthonypants 9h

I don't know how #trimet is supposed to have two trains run back to back like that, but I doubt anyone really cares

EA Spore-ts ‏@anthonypants 9h

hey @trimet, how come the blue line max line is at least 15 minutes late getting downtown this morning

EA Spore-ts ‏@anthonypants 9h

so I guess like all of trimet is ten minutes late this morning, this owns

yffej ‏@Hefficans_ 9h

Why do trimet drivers think they are so hard?

Cali ‏@califallingdown 10h

Fuck you, @trimet.

DrunkenGeeBee ‏@DrunkenGeeBee 10h

Thanks @trimet for making me and a completely packed bus full of people late for work. Your reliability is to be commended.

DrunkenGeeBee ‏@DrunkenGeeBee 10h

Seriously, @trimet you've skipped two #14s in a row. Where the Fuck are your buses?

ms.pinkerton ‏@kittensssssssss 29m

I honestly hate how dependent I have to be on Trimet.

Brett Begani ‏@silver4269 1h

Lovely morning on @trimet se main st green line platform. Vomiting ladies everywhere. Ah public transit, how homey.

MambaJr2⃣4⃣ ‏@ThegreatestO 1h

Eff Trimet mayne 👎👎👎👎👎 #NeedMyLsQuick

Chris (Kermit) Auel ‏@chrisauel 1h

@trimet Where in the number 55 today?!?

MC Gusto ‏@PDXBAM 2h

I need a flare gun so buses actually stop for me. Bout to go all boston marathon on trimet's ass

MC Gusto ‏@PDXBAM 2h

Its so cold out here. Hey @trimet at least warm me up before you fuck me

 MC Gusto ‏@PDXBAM 2h

@trimet loves fucking me hard and deep.

MC Gusto ‏@PDXBAM 2h

Congrats to @trimet for messing up my morning for the 1,000,000th time. Champs. New record. Worst company ever.

Ben Jarrell ‏@darkler 2h

Are @trimet max drivers required to slam on the brakes at every stop? Because that seems to be happening a lot lately.

Anton. ‏@ItsAntwwoon 8h

Hi my names Anton and I ride Trimet because I can't afford a car.

Anton. ‏@ItsAntwwoon 8h

I really hate riding Trimet. I feel like such a low life whenever I do.

Brett Begani ‏@silver4269 12h

This @trimet green line train driver must be new. Slamming on the brakes at the end of every platform is a dick move. Ppl are falling over.

Zack Ratliff ‏@Zackery_Ratliff 12h

FUCK TRIMET

Chasten ‏@ChastenPeralta 12h

Piece of shit lazy as trimet drivers.

Chasten ‏@ChastenPeralta 12h

Are you fucking kidding me trimet?! I HAVE ALOT I HAVE TO FUCKING DO AND I NEED TO SLEEP. Are you fucking kidding me.

Chasten ‏@ChastenPeralta 12h

Fuck auto correct and fuck trimet and fuck trimet's trip planner.