Today's "seen and heard on Trimet"

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Ian Eure ‏@ieure 51m

Pretty annoyed with @trimet right now. 31 driver misses a turn, keeps going, gets lost, stops and calls dispatch.

Nonpartisan ‏@nonpartisantoo 1h

I witnessed someone buy two tickets at BTC T128. Machine worked both times first time!! No, I am NOT making this up! #trimet

Kitty ‏@heilkitler 2h

I think he's in the running for top five worst people I've ever sat next to on trimet wow

Zachary Schomburg ‏@zschomburg 2h

@Trimet thanks for flashing the peace sign, Max operator, before shutting the doors on me. I value smug flippancy in my operators. Respect.

O L I V I A ‏@_Obaby 5h

Bitches be hella high on trimet DAMN

†rillll ♥ ‏@Lailaa_Richey16 5h

I fucking hate trimet!!!!

Aaron ‏@aschuman 5h

The lady driving this 9 bus (2510) announces landmarks, businesses and attractions we pass. Great voice, hilarious. #trimet @trimet

Týr™ ‏@pyratejack 6h

Dumbass #trimet rider alert, red Blazers hat, red Blazers coat, trying to appear "gangster". Doesn't know how to work a ticket machine.

Awesome ‏@HighonTriMet 6h

I love when obese people take up two seats on #trimet with complete apathy. #seriously? #Portland #portlandproblems #portlandia #pdx

nicole ‏@thatsassylassie 23m

Argh. Bus is later every day. WTF #trimet ? Some people have work to get to, yes, after 5pm.

Brett Begani ‏@silver4269 28m

Five blue, two red. @trimet where are the green line trains?

Cali ‏@califallingdown 5h

101 reasons a day to tell @trimet to go fuck itself. #brakehappydrivers

Heather Mount ‏@heatherrmount 38m

@trimet the 8 bus line on marquam keeps running its reg. route despite signs indicating closed stops. seriously irritating.

Noell ‏@nmpdx2013 53m

Called him a*hole & said she'd report him 4 not doing a courtesy stop IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, I feel bad for drivers some days. 

Bertha Gutierrez ‏@nica1953 57m

@trimet why is bus 58 always late i will late to work

Mary Sue ‏@MarySueTwiteth 1h

Good morning! Anyone see a 4 around? I've been out here for 20 minutes andd none have showed. @trimet?

Kenneth Botsford Jr ‏@Cockalious 8h

Wtf @trimet the 1200am bus is going to be here before the 1130pm bus I've been waiting for. Get home late and lose money. So unhappy #trimet

Teresa Galer ‏@oregongal47 10h

@fleebings i got home after seven after a bus ride max and another bus that was the return trip that was not heading to...lol trimet

Karen Rodriguez ‏@oh_karen26 11h

Damn a Trimet bus just crashed a Portland cop car :o

Richard Ramsay ‏@OneArmKid 12h

Yea for @trimet and their detours and delays EVERYDAY!!!!!

sparklepuss ‏@goldhammy_ 13h

Jesus fucking christ! What's going on now? @trimet: MAX Green Line is not serving the Clackamas Town Center due to police activity.

derp-ranger pink ‏@lazulisong 13h

okay I am going to bed TRIMET ONE MORE BOMB SCARE AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE WORDS.

maxp ‏@maximus_freeman 13h

You know, I don't really give a fuck about bomb threats or suspicious objects on or around @trimet because there's a #CISPA vote tomorrow!

Arianna Melena Avena ‏@ariannaavena 13m

Thank you TRIMET driver, who always gives me a day pass for freezies. It's nice.

Mangiafagioli ‏@mangiafagioli 9m

Q: What do you get when you put together everyone on #20 this morning? A: A full set of teeth. #trimet

Thom Douglas ‏@helloThom 15m

I'll be so happy when I don't have to deal with @Trimet ever again. The consistency that my bus is late is no longer worth the convenience.

Awesome ‏@HighonTriMet 49m

Shots fired at SE Portland #trimet max stop. Be careful, ya'll, and any angry gunwielders should smoke a blunt an calm down

Chris O'Connor ‏@ChristopOConnor 5m

@pdxtransitlane Wait, Trimet has a schedule? I thought that was a cruel myth.

M Nielson ‏@oswebguy 7m

@trimet stopped by inspector #947, whose inattention caused me to miss train & curtness angered me. Apparently power went to her head.

Thom Douglas ‏@helloThom 12m

@Trimet, the driver for bus #1774 is massively late leaving from Beaverton TC...

shots fired ‏@derekdavis15 25m

I just hustled a trimet cop for a day pass,when he was suppose to give me a ticket #winning

Gaby T ‏@japuvian 43m

Oh my favorite. The lady on the 70 who thinks the bus is a phone booth. #TriMet

EA Spore-ts ‏@anthonypants 54m

the best part about missing/late trimet buses/trains is that the one that eventually arrives will be full as fuck

piggyflowers ‏@piggyflowers 57m

Hey Max driver, I think you're supposed to yield to the police car w/ lights & sirens on even if you have the go signal. #trimet

Gaby T ‏@japuvian 1h

Be nice to your bus driver and he waits out his ”I'm running early” minutes at your stop with the tight connection. #TriMet

April Battern ‏@AprilBattern 9m

@trimet 2nd time I've witnessed one of your drivers stop at a plaid pantry on #4 in less than 2 weeks. Not cool.

inessa monique vitko ‏@pinkessa 42m

@trimet line 54: bus driver says hello to everyone. sweetest old lady gets on & she does too. hugs the driver when she leaves. #transitlove

PDX Transit Lane ‏@pdxtransitlane 44m

@trimet this rider (outside) was refused due to no room on the bus. I've seen 4 and 72s that are more crowded pic.twitter.com/7tVwK9oSiP

PDX Transit Lane ‏@pdxtransitlane 51m

@trimet I guess this driver of 77/04 can't operate the bus with people standing up

PDX Transit Lane ‏@pdxtransitlane 1h

@trimet do your drivers even know the rules? Driver of 7704 won't let us chew gum nor will she let anyone stand by the back door. Idiot!

April Battern ‏@AprilBattern 6m

@trimet Had he not stopped for whatever he was getting, we wouldn't be sitting on the Hawthorne bridge. I'm about to be late to work.

Isaac Rabinovitch ‏@isaac32767 1h

Planning bus trip to Vancouver. G maps doesn't know about C-Tran. http://ride.trimet.org  doesn't take WA addresses. C-Tran planner primitive

Nick ‏@tehnick 1h

Trip Planner tells me to board a bus 4 minutes after Transit Tracker tells me the bus will actually arrive. #Trimet pic.twitter.com/rwp2n3i9Rb

J. Turner Masland ‏@deweysnotdead 1h

Number 9 is officially @trimet's most annoying bus line.

Aaron Eiche ‏@aaroneiche 2h

Just had my fare checked for the first time in my life on the train. The police rather than a trimet person as I expected.

chief stacie ‏@staaacieee 3h

fuck you trimet

goof goofofferson ‏@goofoffartiste 3h

@.Trimet PLEASE, for god's sake, have TransitTracker plan connections w more margin for error! If the 15 can't ever be on time, prescrib ...

Gaby T ‏@japuvian 5h

Everybody on my bus it's asleep except this cute puppy. #TriMet http://yfrog.com/es49420493j

Kole ‏@KoleBigEars 11h

@TriMetCares/@trimet I really need to know what to do in this situation: You get to a MAX stop having NOT (cont) http://tl.gd/n_1rjr07m

Hiller Goodspeed ‏@hillergoodspeed 11h

@trimet someone should introduce the lady MAX voice to the man bus voice. They're both well enunciated & bodiless, I think they'd get along.

Hiller Goodspeed ‏@hillergoodspeed 12h

All the trimet vector graphics remind me of being a design intern. Probably because they all look like they were all made by interns.

Sean Hutchinson ‏@HutchUniversity 13h

@trimet  Tell the 77 driver thanks for blowing right past stop 8482 at 9:27.

Kevin Edward Brown ‏@kedward 15h

@trimet thanks for deciding to just skip the 8 bus that http://trimet.org  told me to get on 15 min ago. Waiting another 10 for the next