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Friday, September 6, 2013

LATEST SEEN AND HEARD ON TRIMET

But not seen on TRIMET'S HOW WE ROLL BLOG!
 TRIMET SCANNER TWEETS
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So the Green Line to Clackamas out of Gateway just went down the tracks for the Blue Line to Gresham. We are stuck!

3m
please! andazmaui @ TriMet Bus Line 12

When suggests it will take me 16 minutes to walk 0.8 miles, it's joking, right? (I'm using the trip planner.) ;)

Line 7867 broke down at sw greenburg & north dakota and line 7868 (a 76 trip) is a ghost bus

I think I'm going to get contact-drunk from the smell on this  
POS BUS HASN'T COME YET. PEOPLE ARE WAITING FOR ME. GET HERE NOW. 16 minutes late now. WHAT THE HELL TRIMET?

The wait time for this bus has been the same for 15 minutes.

Old white dude on the 44 is wearing a confederate cap and he knows it... :(

I'm pretty sure the Trimet driver is still drunk from the night before

It's "good customer service" says RT : Why do more and more bus drivers lower the bus at every stop for any person....

Your driver on bus 4410 left us sitting two stops from the end of line to go into 7-11 to buy coffee. Second day he has done this.

I'm thankful for Trimet, but the dumbasses that get on are the reason I hate it.

It should not take two and a half hours to get from my dad's to my mom's. Trimet is the devil.

let the red line pull into the airport early, or on time for that matter, I don't share your affinity for being tardy

The only thing you can rely on with bus 21 is that it will constantly be late

I FUCKING HATE TRIMET. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

Hear: Thank you for riding Trimet. See: unwrapped condom. YOU'RE WELCOME.

Really , two days in a row that the max is super late! Grrrrr...

I'm glad the bus driver gets on the intercom at every stop to announce "ffnnrrggllbllaagghh"
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how many seats do these people need?!?! The answer is 5

Time to upgrade trimet! Your bus' roof is leaking 😔

is packed as fuuuck. 😳🚎

Sluts gone wild - Trimet Edition.

I refuse to get the trimet app because I don't want to accept the fact that I still don't have a car

Fuckin ffuck fuck tri met mang. (at Stop ID 7631 / SW 5th & Pine)

the inadvertent rush hour seat snuggle

Dear I didnt catch his name but the driver of the #77 towards Montgomery park right now is fantastic and should be commended.

1m
Ok I'll give trimet a little slack since I got on a brand new streetcar with ergonomic seats

Thank god for tunnels. The most boring man complaining on his phone whilst riding the will get his signal cut off. 

Is it just me or does trimet need a design overhaul? Cheesy ads around the stops and on the walls need a major design upgrade

Ohh, , how I missed the smell of pot in the morning.

I get on at a temporary stop because of construction, but the bus driver said she only stopped for us because of a red light. , WTF?

Trimet and Radio Cab: making it impossible to get anywhere on time or under budget

The ticket machine at eastbound 148th ave has been nonfunctional for two days.

HEY I'D LOVE A BUS TO PICK ME UP

Apparently the new app has a $5 minimum purchase? That’s a problem because a ticket is $2.50 and I’m only one person.

I just filed about a dozen bugs plus a couple feature requests against the new mobile app. When's the next version?

Bus stops in bike lanes—really shitty. Bus drivers parked in bike lanes taking a break—completely inexcusable. ???

I hate trimet it always smells like weed :(

Fuck trimet!!!

Wow, that's a milestone even for usual shitty service. All 3 possible buses, 32, 33, 99 pulled out & completely ignored me & 3 other

yeah, all 3 pulled away as my bus was coming in. 99 left early. Leaving 4 people running in the rain. Kinda annoying

My 17 was early too. Our driver was kinder and waited at the stop for the other regular.

like im so happy my trimet days are over that was all bad haha

found my buses, an hour and a half behind schedule: Line 12s headed towards Tigard

8m
Meet . You have just closed the TriMet Sucks Loop.

the bus driver on bus # 1734 from Beaverton TC :50pm was rude and unhelpful. I asked him for info & I got a sarcastic comment.

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talking about penises on the trimet..

I wish that was in any way interested in customer satisfaction.

Random tweakerish type: "Is that your real hair color?" Me: "Are those your real teeth?"  

To think peeps go to amusement parks to for excitement, heck, just ride 54 when it's 12 minutes behind schedule.

Bus door is having an epileptic fit so we sit. Of course next bus is late. (at Stop ID 13170)

1h
I've been on this MAX for almost 30m, from Chinatown to Kings Hill. What on earth is going on ? Train 231a

The weird shit you see at Trimet bus stops...

Awesome 7667 driver set 'City of Roses' as his overhead at Beaverton tc

This driver is not only SPEEDING HORRIBLY AROUND TURNS but won't let people sit before he starts driving the bus >_<

well that was fun. Front door on the green line didn't open, train left 60th ave before we could get off.

I'd tell whenever MAX's stop announcements are wrong but I feel like it would be easier to tell them when they're right.



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