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A tiny sampling of my crazy trimet twitter feeds
The trimet bus schedule is really messed up today
— Showtime⚽️ (@oscartonytoro) April 5, 2015
rt @lyspeth #trimet pic.twitter.com/IVfvjF3pHP
— AL M (@AlYourPalster) April 5, 2015
B) Nearly run over by Trimet bus driver blithely ignoring red light, and at same time bullied by driver gunning engine at me from behind.
— Lizbon Grav (@lizbon) April 5, 2015
Sweet baby Jesus. Dude, You might want to check out this new invention. It's Soap, #max #trimet
— Bradley Wright (@BradleyNWright) April 5, 2015
I have survived TriMet
— Hannah Josephine (@hannahjgerth) April 5, 2015
Trimet sucks
— Devyn McCarthy (@Dmccarthy_6) April 5, 2015
.@trimet You need to have more buses running on nights the Timbers, Blazers, & Winterhawks all play at home. #howarethereclosedroutesat10pm
— Joshua SJW Dunham (@bigjdunham) April 5, 2015
"@trimet: MAX Yellow Line service has been restored in north Portland." An Easter day miracle...for now
— Sister Bertha B!tch (@SrBerthaBitch) April 5, 2015
Another day another group of @trimet riders standing around wondering where the 15 got itself off to.
— The One True b!X (@theonetruebix) April 5, 2015
#trimet MAX train 22 rider reported to have a hatchet
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 5, 2015
@trimetscanner HAHAHA! http://t.co/aukraWvOqY
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 5, 2015
Thanks trimet for taking me the opposite way than i was supposed to.
— -={єαѕтєя ¢αкє}=- (@cake135mc) April 4, 2015
Hi @trimet please fix this eastbound sign, it always freezes. No replies from using your site contact form. Thank you pic.twitter.com/s5M28v54Dr
— Eric Longstaff (@ericl) April 4, 2015
Trimet has heard my cries! Instead of an 18 year old bus, I've been upgraded to a 15 year old bus this week! #movinonup
— Tom Johnson (@wherethegoldat) April 4, 2015
RT @ann_marie_79 #trimet pic.twitter.com/7msvuu9xE4
— AL M (@AlYourPalster) April 4, 2015
@trimet Weak sauce bro. Your inbound schedule is fucked. The 10:23 train I expected to take home was out of service. WHY? @trimetscanner
— Gord (@DrunkProduction) April 4, 2015
It took 1 hr to go from Willow Creek to Elmonica. Well played @trimet.
— Gord (@DrunkProduction) April 4, 2015
bus 12/02 got rear ended http://t.co/aMmDKJbOLu http://t.co/q4mbdonM0b earlier
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 6, 2015
bus driver upset about conditions at the wash sq tc http://t.co/4lBKH5Sbqt earlier
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 6, 2015
fare dispute causes disgruntled riders to 'kick' the bus http://t.co/81TberfoUB earlier
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 6, 2015
'narcotic' found http://t.co/uoZsCyX2El http://t.co/3YfB8SLCwW
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 6, 2015
bus driver insulted by insinuation http://t.co/fRDgceSrNo earler
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 6, 2015
people 'shooting up' at 57 bus stop http://t.co/VUPWcoUtjr
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 6, 2015
a 'whole quart of soup' has been spilled on bus http://t.co/IoGg23htSr
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 5, 2015
@trimetscanner part 2 http://t.co/dRTRZDwSTz
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 5, 2015
max windshield wiper is wiping the body of the train http://t.co/tottCur12L
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 5, 2015
family with propane tank in a stroller at Kenton #trimet MAX station
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 5, 2015
syringes removed from #trimet bus shelter at 122nd and Halsey
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 5, 2015
#trimet Timbers shuttle bus operator's radio quit working, and another operator without a radio is supposed to follow them
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 5, 2015
bus driver gets 'hit' by bus rider http://t.co/l9zqspH5rG
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 5, 2015
@trimetscanner man doesn't listen to trimet bus driver http://t.co/c4lcEpqwNS
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 5, 2015
#trimet MAX operator opened doors on wrong side at Galleria and someone got out
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 5, 2015
kids hanging on the back of train http://t.co/T5O93nQGFa
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 4, 2015
man with gas can and propane tank at holgate max http://t.co/WaLIlMMatU
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 4, 2015
st car hits 'boulder' http://t.co/wcdBxEfGT1 (sheesh just tuned on the scanner and already its nuts)
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 4, 2015
max operator cleans up puddle of blood on the train http://t.co/5WpbhUdoU3 http://t.co/i4OmlLOlwI http://t.co/8prkfoc5x7
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 4, 2015
somebody hit train 95 with something, operator fears they will attack again http://t.co/QokLWpXh5V
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 4, 2015
man has no id-but he runs from trimet supervisor so he's safe http://t.co/jN0gFQsrza
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 4, 2015
somebody is taking trash out of trash can and throwing it on max tracks http://t.co/XYCpTBXOad #funny
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 4, 2015
Man wearing three backpacks and bleeding profusely was annoying riders on Max platform. He has since walked off the platform
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 4, 2015
animal poop on #trimet 9370, being traded out
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 4, 2015
bus doors open and close 14 times before they stay shut http://t.co/VzYuy5FWOT
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 4, 2015
bus mirror is completely destroyed http://t.co/4GvpbXSINY
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 4, 2015
parking brake knob comes out in bus drivers hand http://t.co/b5QwtIIvPo
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 4, 2015
bus cuts of max train http://t.co/y4Y6kI9FOx
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 4, 2015
crewcab key broke off in lock-st car http://t.co/bMzdaLFaQj
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 4, 2015
bus 12/03 is involved-no injuries http://t.co/guMG4KJZhK
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 3, 2015
Garbled MAX announcement was all wah-wah-wahwah-wah and most certainly didn't tell me how long the green line was to be delayed. @trimet
— Count To Blue (@counttoblue) April 10, 2015
It's pretty cool that it took us 20 minutes to get out of downtown on the Max. TriMet is killing it.
— Chris Jackson (@chrisjackson14) April 10, 2015
@trimet My train has been at the Old Town stop for 20 minutes. What's the deal?
— Natalie Blackburn (@burnsbabe) April 10, 2015
@trimet @undeterrable Yea right, train has been sitting there for 30 minutes, who's taking a shit holding up the entire line???!
— kilofoxtrot (@kilofoxtrot) April 10, 2015
#trimet always lies https://t.co/oha2yuHh3F
— AL M (@AlYourPalster) April 10, 2015
Stuck on the blueline indefinitely. For some reason I have taquitos, bandaids, and an external charger, so I'm set. #trimet #apocalypse #pdx
— steveause (@steveause) April 10, 2015
RT @ @lyspeth #TRIMET pic.twitter.com/Cg2im7akgz
— AL M (@AlYourPalster) April 10, 2015
Yo @trimet you guys are 🚮🚮🚮🚮 (garbage) you raise prices on people, but don't raise service. Straight 🚮🚮🚮
— ◬ (@thuan_jpg) April 10, 2015
Fuck "@trimet: Update: MAX Blue and Red lines delayed due to earlier mechanical issue. Expect at least 40 minute delays through 5:30 p.m."
— Peeno Noir (@kevinlembke) April 9, 2015
Death by #TriMet? Three trees missing at streetcar stop by Next Adventure. pic.twitter.com/cOdObdr3m5
— Ron (@TelemachusRome) April 9, 2015
Unfailingly, riding trimet means you will be exposed to someone's B.O., and not in a sexy way.
— Taylor London (@TaylorJLondon) April 9, 2015
F u Trimet pic.twitter.com/IRItDk4rJm
— $teph (@sleepystephh) April 9, 2015
@trimet thanks for treating your customers like criminals. If it costs 175$ to use, I'm done with the app.
— Thomas hampson (@hampson_thomas) April 9, 2015
Trimet makes my mood go down so much
— Amira ✨ (@Mirraaaaaaaa) April 9, 2015
@trimet this girl had obviously received some terrible news via phone and was sobbing hysterically. Where's the compassion?
— koenjicalling (@koenjicalling) April 7, 2015
@trimet the driver on bus #2528 just barked at a girl to "tell her if she had a problem or stop crying!"
— koenjicalling (@koenjicalling) April 7, 2015
@trimet We asked her if she was OK. She nodded. We offered her tissues. Your bus driver instead of checking in told her to shut up.
— koenjicalling (@koenjicalling) April 7, 2015
Who wants to hire me so I can pay this gay ass trimet ticket
— Œ Zandy (@subsonic20) April 7, 2015
@twjpdx23 @josephjrose but Gateway TC is part of #TriMet''s Treeless Wonderland. Such a joy to abide there. pic.twitter.com/kx81kQkSb3
— Ron (@TelemachusRome) April 7, 2015
I hate Trimet so much
— ❤️Marisa❤️ (@marisahandran) April 8, 2015
LOL SMH "@WashCoScanner: Guy wearing a yellow construction hat and green shirt stumbled off Trimet, puked and then urinated on a lamppost"
— Mandee (@MandeeMe) April 8, 2015
@trimet almost run over by bus # 3104 line 77 heading westbound. Your driver made eye contact & still pulled over forcing me into the curb.
— Kit MBA (@kitdub) April 8, 2015
@trimet three trains have now come through heading west, not a single one going east.
— Dan Marshall (@IAmDanMarshall) April 8, 2015
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