Latest goings on at the Trimet circus!

Trimet Circus Theme Song

Latest crazy shit going on at the Trimet circus
This is just a tiny sampling of  the craziness!
In ring one we have the Trimet riders circus!

Are you allowed to bring a sword on Trimet? ✔️seent.
— Samantha Bakall (@sambakall) April 3, 2015

The one day where it is absolutely vital I leave work early, the max stops and refuses to move. Thanks, #trimet
— A.W. (@truestorydesu) April 3, 2015

How do I get to work on time with this happening every single day? You need to call my boss and apologize @Trimet pic.twitter.com/cPGk1O9eMp
— chandler bling (@stevexholt) April 3, 2015

#39 bus to Lewis&Clark at 1:05 never showed! Called @trimet customer service (bad mistake), rep said Oops, sorry, goodbye then. #badtrimet
— CPW (@PDXbrother) April 3, 2015

Way to blow right past me standing at the bus stop @trimet 12
— Amanda Taylor (@lifewithmyrtle) April 3, 2015

@trimet This dude is taking pics and video of riders getting onto bus 19 going toward #downtown #pdx at 11am. pic.twitter.com/VnkeevILmR
— Ez Meza (@Ez_Meza) April 3, 2015

@trimet could busses that are 30+min apart run actually on schedule? Stop 10491 & a dude is scaring me.
— Kassiane (@UVGKassi) April 3, 2015

TriMet and Max in downtown Portland are at an utter standstill; no one notices.
— cocktailhag (@cocktailhag) April 3, 2015

@trimet I don't need a follow up I just need the bus to be on time regularly
— scummyschlub (@StubbyShrub) April 3, 2015

Hey @trimet -- this sign is in the wrong stop. This is 971 not 972. pic.twitter.com/Z2Qt4aicR4
— bwah (@engagedtone) April 3, 2015

Good morning #TriMet commuters and screw you if you're not a VIP. pic.twitter.com/53CNCJaHob
— Ron (@TelemachusRome) April 3, 2015

#Blessed on my way into work. @OregonHumane @trimet #pdx #PublicArt #ILoveCats pic.twitter.com/ZniG2O093a
— Jason Cat-Man O'Mara (@PDXPetDesign) March 31, 2015

@trimet waiting at beaverton !!! Accident downtown cause a wait in BEAVERTON? #GoodFriday #firstworldproblems pic.twitter.com/v8UImt5ycq
— Adam (@PDXDDD) April 3, 2015

36 minutes of waiting for a frequent service bus, to have one go right by. Won't miss you, @trimet
— Amanda Sledz (@transporbation) April 3, 2015

Poor @marysuerenfrow #Trimet pic.twitter.com/9E6AOdL0ZL
— AL M (@AlYourPalster) April 3, 2015

RT @lyspeth #trimet pic.twitter.com/LKjDKeC5Fe
— AL M (@AlYourPalster) April 3, 2015

@trimet the announcements for train 238B are all out of whack. Says we're at Llloyd when we're at 60th.
— Brandan (@brandon_saya) April 2, 2015

@trimet bus number 2207 just almost hit me on division and 11th
— BiAnimeVampire @Sak (@sporkbot) April 2, 2015

this is absolutely ridiculous! hundreds use trimet and you put up these sexist ads?! what the hell! @trimet pic.twitter.com/sx1IfQgXk3
— arina (@equanimxty) April 2, 2015

@trimet I really, really hate you.
— Aaron Smith (@AeSmith000) April 2, 2015

New @trimet motto: Never On Time, Always Overpriced.
— Aaron Smith (@AeSmith000) April 2, 2015

Can a @trimet driver just stop mid-route, abandon the no. 19 at SE 51st & go into 7/11 to buy food? Couldn't I just drive off with the bus?
— High Rant District (@HighRantDistric) April 2, 2015

I love walking to my 7:26 bus only to see it pull away at 7:24 from a block away. Thanks @trimet ! Going to pay for my parking today?
— Porter (@porter44) April 2, 2015

Bitchy woman on trimet really didn't want to let me outta my seat. So much so she elbowed me for trying to get her attention... Lovely.
— Sara (@sarafalls) April 2, 2015

Remember all #trimet riders, they are number one in reliability!! Guaranteed. You can always expect delays. Every day. #butnot24hrsaday
— Nonpartisan (@nonpartisantoo) April 2, 2015

@trimet habitually late 8:10 bus 94 driver shows up 3 min before departure time; still takes 11 min bathroom break. Departs Barbur TC 8:20
— lorenami (@lorenami) April 2, 2015

God bless TriMet drivers who blow past stops when the bus is packed. Really! No need to have long, apologetic convos with each stop.
— Melanie Johnson (@melogna) April 2, 2015

Puke and cat pee. It's a glorious morning ride on the #Max. 😖 @trimet
— Amanda ICE Habrowski (@ICEVH1) April 2, 2015

A car just hit the 15 bus line on 23rd.. Good luck @trimet
— Mgz Crvntz (@MgzCrvntz) April 2, 2015

I wish @ShaunaParsons or @jeffgKOIN will grill Neil again about this so called "frequent service" & questn @trimet riders #Transparent
— mrs.lewis (@baananacakess) April 2, 2015

So I take it #trimet has to lie by saying "improving service" & "frequently" my freekin bus ride home was sardine~ish yet again damit 😑
— mrs.lewis (@baananacakess) April 2, 2015

Hey @trimet the 12 was ten minutes late. Again. So I'll miss my transfer. Again. Thanks.
— scummyschlub (@StubbyShrub) April 2, 2015

Just watched a @trimet driver blow past someone at the Morrison bridge stop. 5:06 pm, route 15 bus number 2650
— DrunkenGeeBee (@DrunkenGeeBee) April 2, 2015

Someone on this bus bathed in their cologne and didn't even bother to dry off. #trimet
— Lesa (@lesamonster) April 2, 2015

Please take me home please take me home please take me home stop stopping please just take me home #busthoughts #trimet
— Kjerstin Johnson (@kajerstin) April 2, 2015

@trimet max 118 around 5:40 blue line to Hillsboro was flying. Actually a little terrifying. Felt like he wasn't going to be able to stop.
— Rose Jones (@eddiemonsoon) April 2, 2015

@trimet this guy knows the lane ends yet rushes all the way to the end and cuts over like this last minute. #cmonman pic.twitter.com/biWehMia1V
— Sean (@SeanPTFC) April 2, 2015

What happened to the trees? @trimet #trees #max pic.twitter.com/vQww9nWJp5
— Jordan (@JordanNorris1) April 2, 2015

@trimetscanner not seeing anything about the guy on 94 that thought a bomb scare was a funny April Fools joke.
— G2 Pit Crew (@G2PitCrew) April 2, 2015

@trimet Service is so Fragmented! Had to go through 3 different routes now because either busses are way to late or way to early! WHY?!?!
— AJ Romero-Gemmell (@TheRealAjar) April 1, 2015

@trimet will a lawn chair fit on the bike rack on the front of the bus? I have an idea for when it's crowded. #transitrules
— Brian Wilcox (@brianmwilcox) April 1, 2015

@trimet OK, this whole transit thing isn't really working out, I am late ALL THE TIME because of this! Really can't wait until I get a car
— AJ Romero-Gemmell (@TheRealAjar) April 1, 2015

I have to pee so bad but I'm on the bus. Yeah for public transportation. #trimet
— CJ Phillips (@CJPhillips14) April 1, 2015

@trimet "your streetcar is coming in 3 minutes" is a shitty april fools joke
— Kassiane (@UVGKassi) April 1, 2015

I hate trimet workers and grown men
— not vanessa (@llynie) April 1, 2015

@trimet yes! Play your phone game so loud that driver can hear it
— Bernie (@Bernie5506) April 1, 2015

@trimet why are you always late when you say you improve time for arrivals?
— Lily Nichols (@LANPDX16) April 1, 2015

Interesting.... The bus driver on my commute is confused about a detour.... Cool.... @trimet
— Chop (@sportschop) April 1, 2015

@trimet TicketNazi "Show ID you know I can call cops, right?" Me "Kind of embarrassing for you now that I'm already casually walking away."
— Michael Ingrassia (@QuantumRealism) April 1, 2015

@trimet last time I spoke with one of you guys, YOUR dead ticket machine cost ME 150$. #BillionDollarBully
— Michael Ingrassia (@QuantumRealism) April 1, 2015

@trimet What an asshole. Black kid questions him? You walk. I question him? No response. Why was he on even on a bus? pic.twitter.com/6njejn4kRt
— danlinn (@danlinn) April 1, 2015

@trimet What a waste of fare and taxpayer money. In my 30 years riding trimet, it's somehow gotten much worse over the last decade.
— danlinn (@danlinn) April 1, 2015

Wow @trimet 2 large transit cops just took a small dude off the train & smashed him few times into glass wall @ Hollywood #notcool #arrest
— nathan c bowser (@nathanc) April 1, 2015

Just saw a @PDXStreetcar go thru a very stale yellow on Morrison that turned red while it was xing. W/B @TriMet MAX train blasted horn @ it.
— Jan Anderson (@ubinam_rosarium) April 1, 2015

@trimet your security called the foreigners ignorant for not understanding such an "obvious" non smoking sign. #que pic.twitter.com/6TR2zpN1z3
— Derek (@derekYosi) April 1, 2015

Why can't Trimet ever be on time
— - (@taniaaceleste) April 1, 2015

@Trimet for #8 being a route to 2 major hospitals, your drivers should be a little nicer & compassionate when someone has a question. 💁💁😅
— M (@xomvnica) March 31, 2015

Why ride a roller coaster if I can just ride the back of this #Trimet bus line 20? 😣
— Kara Funkhauser (@KFunkhauser) March 31, 2015

Trimet ruins my life
— Prock (@KushDid420) March 31, 2015

This .@trimet bus 2244 smells of a human shit #PDX pic.twitter.com/bNLoffbDIz
— Scott Jones (@HalfBloodSquib) March 31, 2015

No fooling @nicejackson #trimet pic.twitter.com/QpyowhCk3h
— AL M (@AlYourPalster) March 31, 2015

@trimet you got a 78 that's like five minutes ahead of schedule that fucked me up
— Petey Williams (@jakegloveslap) March 31, 2015

This time next week I may be driving myself to work, buhbye public transit 👋
— Emily Kerry (@emkerry) March 31, 2015

And the driver is just sitting here. Not like your 27 minutes behind schedule. The other 77 just fucking passed us. Get it together @trimet
— VeganGizmo (@VeganGizmo) March 30, 2015

Does this keep happening to any other @trimet riders? 3rd week IN A ROW. Emails failed. Trying #shame #trimet pic.twitter.com/ILDwlOxxwc
— Dapperly Dodd (@MrDodd177) March 31, 2015

Holy hell #Trimet #streetcar ... I could crab walk faster... i Never ride the street car is this common !? #pdx
— Brittany Winston (@Tallgirltaadaa) March 31, 2015

That moment when a car crashes into the bus your in, so your ass has to walk 10 blocks to the next stop =/ #trimet #trimetlife
— LVCRIMA.beats (@B7mic) April 3, 2015

Holy hell #Trimet #streetcar ... I could crab walk faster... i Never ride the street car is this common !? #pdx
— Brittany Winston (@Tallgirltaadaa) March 31, 2015

@tacobear1231 @AlYourPalster @trimet Dude. What is the deal with the dogs on the train? It's the worst.
— Jonanna Widner (@JWidtweet) March 31, 2015

Public transit strikes again. 30 min wait for @trimet #ComeOnMan
— Travis Fields (@tefields) March 31, 2015

The guy whistling on @trimet needs to put a cork in it and be miserable like the rest of us #Trimet #Portland
— Space Cadet Jon (@spacecadetjon) March 31, 2015

OMG this driver!!!! #whiplash #trimet
— Melissity (@Missa503) March 31, 2015

@trimet I got a ticket, no warning, for validating my fare too late on the app. The officer was very rude and he tried to keep my passport.
— sarah (@nike_sony) March 31, 2015

@trimet Is there no heat on Max anymore? Green line this morning is freezing! 🐧
— Karen (@mabelhank) March 31, 2015

I hate Trimet so much.
— gillian rose (@gillianVrose) March 31, 2015

FURIOUS. Just now @trimet 54 moron driver didn't stop. Reflective yellow flashing vest. Waving. Yelling. No stop. #livid
— Matthew House, J.D. (@BaseballJustice) March 31, 2015

@trimet is the reason I drink
— Jesse (@Gibbs4days) March 31, 2015

Are you guys ever on time?? And thanks for canceling the red line to Beaverton tc @trimet
— KODEINE BRYANT (@ijmcewan7) March 31, 2015

.@trimet worst experience ever- validated my ticket too late and I get a $200 fine--gives me a reason to look forward to @lyft and @uber
— sarah (@nike_sony) March 31, 2015

The incompetence of my local public transportation organization is encouraging me to consider purchasing a moped. #trimet #PDX
— VeganGizmo (@VeganGizmo) March 30, 2015

In ring two we have Trimet employees circus!

crewcab key broke off in lock-st car http://t.co/bMzdaLFaQj
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 4, 2015

max has rear cyclops blaring http://t.co/ci9xbLXQIV
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 4, 2015

@trimetscanner the whole front bumper was ripped off the car http://t.co/YPBdH5LVLE car driver says its the bus drivers fault
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 4, 2015

33/05 with problem rider-bus is tied up http://t.co/MBkXW4B1dA
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 3, 2015

Car driver got mad at 71 driver blocking the bus and yelling at bus driver
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 3, 2015

#trimet Line 44 operator going home at Pier Park, supervisor to bring new operator
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 3, 2015

33 bus driver having migraine unable to drive bus is tied up
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 3, 2015

disturbance on #trimet MAX train over priority seating
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 3, 2015

bus driver 'being set up for failure' http://t.co/MfxTz4txuj earlier
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 3, 2015

bus driver gets himself lost http://t.co/fJKJGAjvu8 earlier
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 3, 2015

57 driver has no leader for 4 1/2 hours-dispatch tells her that 'merlo ran out of operators' http://t.co/nVWrcmyWDx #trimetized
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 3, 2015

rider with dog went 'berserk' at bus driver http://t.co/rVZCUQPI8D earlier
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 3, 2015

famous bus driver "leonard" want to take his 'whole break' http://t.co/djehLPhLUj (Leonard may be having memory problems) earlier
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 3, 2015

'i don't need anybody getting hit by a train down there' http://t.co/hXFRDo3s4z
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 3, 2015

be on the lookout for an 'escaped prisoner' http://t.co/p0mQbZ1lWy http://t.co/wRNdmsbdTZ
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 3, 2015

#trimet MAX vs CAR 13th and Morrison: NO INJURIES
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 3, 2015

OPERATOR THINKS RIDER HAS LOST HER MIND http://t.co/cRaVmD4DT6
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 3, 2015

MAX OPERATOR ALLERGIC TO VOMIT ABSORBENT http://t.co/Vow9e4sG1G
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 3, 2015

person trying to board a #trimet MAX train with a bike trailer full of cans
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 3, 2015

sardine can is so packed wheelchair and bicyclist can't get on http://t.co/wZ5BIF0paD
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 3, 2015

bus ran red light in front of max http://t.co/RLVFllwy3X
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 3, 2015

bus 8 accident report http://t.co/mKboZ9dB57 http://t.co/Um5vvmSi0D No damage on either vehicle? HUH? What? 2 injuries? Huh?
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 2, 2015

'I'm sure you got the run filled by now' http://t.co/jYVSSkuwVn 'actually i did not' http://t.co/CTm4rkv1Qb #trimess #fail #again
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 2, 2015

accident in bus yard report http://t.co/KOU5crc1jT
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 2, 2015

#trimet extra service operator hit a pylon at Powell Garage
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 2, 2015

#trimet extra service operator hit a pylon at Powell Garage
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 2, 2015

man having a problem with trimet authority http://t.co/fR9Q2wjoz9
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) April 2, 2015