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Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Latest "seen and heard on Trimet"

But not seen on TRIMET'S HOW WE ROLL BLOG!
I am seriously thinking about writing a pilot about the no8 that’s been perpetually arriving at 4:49am since before Xmas.
TRIMET SCANNER TWEETS  

driver line 12 bus 2925 chatting outloud on bus about being beat w/ a strap at midnite 9mins down wow 

elderly failure boards huddles down and pretends he holding a weapon then sits all close wow.. Get fixed  

Line 21/39 bus 3049 lift died while deployed  

Gateway is sketchy at night. @ TriMet Gateway/NE 99th Ave Transit Center

ticket machine at Oak SW 1st is down.


Some bitch just pissed at the trimet stop on downtown... . 

TVM at Willow Ck read "Exact fare. No coins accepted." So how does this work?


Seriously, 6 mins early? What's the point of Transit Tracker if drivers are just making stuff up?!  

Since when did MAX ticket machines stop giving change? Worst customer service idea ever.They have given change for years.Y stop now? 

Bus is 14 minutes late and packed full; smells of damp clothes, despair, and a lifetime of wasted dreams.  

with some of the issues trimet has I'll take me chances on the ground. 

Hey, it sure would be nice if drivers had a financial disincentive to be >15 minutes late..... ? 

There's an informal network of insane chatterboxes that populate the system. When 2 of them cross paths, the diarrhea mouth is ON. 

Hey your card swiper at Millikan Way isn't working! A bunch of us tried and it wouldn't read any cards! 

There's an informal network of insane chatterboxes that populate the system. When 2 of them cross paths, the diarrhea mouth is ON. 

Hey, it sure would be nice if drivers had a financial disincentive to be >15 minutes late..... ? 

Oh great, probably going to be late now cuz the driver didn't stop. Fuck you too trimet! 

Sleeping guy on the bus has a laughably obvious boner. And now he's waking up. And now he's tweeting about it.


Why does it smell like urine on this bus? This is why I like books rather than people. 

I did. Still broken today. About a month & a week now ... geeze! 

Trimet is such a slut 


Bus 1615 isn't sounding too good... Poor old bus should've been retired a long time ago

Hey is your bus tracker ever going to be accurate for the MAX again? Would be nice. 

I am seriously thinking about writing a pilot about the no8 that’s been perpetually arriving at 4:49am since before Xmas.  

Toddler on Trimet "This bus smells like TRASH!" Very astute, little man.  

can you please explain why there is so often only one yellow MAX train at peak transit? Getting f-ing ridiculous. 

Uh, . Your proctologist called. He found your head. 31 blows by Stop 7634 leaving a dozen people. My 99 a total no show 

THIS BUS IS A SLOW-MOVING, METAL, SHIT BARGE FULL OF LONG PIGS.  

Wonder why the 2623 just blew thru red light at 224 and Johnson Blvd? Fatigue? Didn't give a damn?  

Est-ce que aurait pris de nouvelles résolutions pour 2013? Plus de retards? Gégé  

You're obviously riding the designated pee bus.  

Trimet is such a slut


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