Weird TriMet service alerts

#8 Buses turn around at SW Broadway & Montgomery.
[And what about service past there?]


#15 LINE 15 outbound: Regular route to 25th and Belmont, left 25th, right Morrison, right 26th, must make complete stop before left Belmont, & Regular route.
[make that stop, there is a stop sign there!]

#94 No service to the southbound stop on I-5 Off Ramp at SW Lower Boones Ferry. Buses stay on Barbur Blvd.
[I think that should have been for Line 96, and the 96 can't "stay" on Barbur since it normally doesn't use it]

#17 Line 17 outbound detour: Regular route to Alberta and 27th, right Alberta, left 33rd, left Killingsworth, right 27th & Regular route; inbound detour: Regular route to Killingsworth and 27th, left Killingsworth, right 33rd, right Alberta, left 27th & Regular route until further notice.
[minor, but they could have used 30th like Line 72 does and save 6 blocks each way]

All elevators at the Gateway parking garage are out of service. A contract service technician has been dispatched. Note that these elevators are for parking garage access only. The Gateway platforms are at street level.
[yep, Gateway is at street level]

#50 Line 50 is detoured for snow: NO Leahy loop.
[what is the Leahy loop?]

#12 LINE 12: regular route to sandy and Davis, RT-Davis, RT-12th, LT-Lloyd Blvd, LT-MLK, RT-Burnside and regular route until clear.
[should be Couch, not Burnside; there was another detour put out that had the same problem]

#9 Line 9 outbound To Gresham:Regular route to Powell and 8th, left 8th, right Division, right 26th, left Powell and regular route.
[it is not possible to turn left onto 8th from Powell]

#45 No service to Hillsdale. Buses stay on Multnomah to Barbur Blvd.
[this was given out on Sunday, when the route usually doesn't go to Barbur Blvd; though it should be noted this was during the storm]

#22 Due to unknown, no service east of 134th. Buses use 134th to Prescott to turn around.
["unknown"?]

 #12 Due to a bus blocking the entrance of Barbur Transit Center, buses are stopping on the street in front of and across from the transit center.
[additionally, the e-mail version of this included Line 94, which wasn't running on that day]

#16 No service to Linton and Sauvie Island. Buses stop in St Johns.
[buses always "stop" in St Johns, "Trips are ending" would be better]

#44 Line 44, to PCC Sylvania: Stay on Capital Hwy. both in and outbound, do not veer right onto Troy St. in Multnomah Village Additional: PCC is CLOSED use Kruse Way on your gate closure routing.
[it seems odd to go all the way down to Kruse Way]

#52 Due to gate closure, no service into PCC Rock Creek campus. Transfer to line 47 or 67 for service north of West Union Rd.
[this was sent out on a Saturday when the 47 does not run]

Line 75-Cesar Chavez/Lombard is not serving NAYA
[this was sent out on a Saturday when there is no service to NAYA]

Elevators at Sunset Transit Center and NE 60th Ave MAX stations are out of service due to snow and ice. Maintenance is working on repair. Stomp your feet before entering elevators to avoid tracking in snow.
[stomp those feet!]

#6 Line 6. inbound. to Portland from Jantzen beach. Regular route to I-5 at MLK, continue I-5 Southbound., Exit Delta park, left Victory, left I-5 Northbound. on ramp, Exit Marine drive, right marine way, right Vancouver Way and regular route until further notice.
[it is not possible to turn left onto Victory as it is a right-hand loop ramp; also,  it is not possible to exit Marine Drive after getting on from Victory Blvd as the two ramps are braided; also I'm pretty sure it would be a left onto Marine Way]

#20 LINE 20's the 20's currently east of 23rd, turn around at Burnside and tichner, it's the short line 20 route. thank you all.

#52 LINE 52, at the stop sign in the parking lot make a right hand turn to leave the parking lot at west Union. RT-west union LT-185th and regular route.

#47 Line 47, due to blocking accident, buses are detoured as follows: Northbound regular route to 185th and Bronson, continue Bronson, right Parkview, left 174the, then regular route. reverse Southbound until clear.
[should be continue 185th, not Bronson]

Elevators are not working at Hollywood/NE 42nd Ave TC MAX Station, NE 60th Ave, or NE 82nd Ave MAX Stations. Those reliant on elevators can take Line 77 buses between the 42nd Ave or 82nd Ave stations. 60th Ave is accessible with a transfer between Line 77 and Line 71.
[what if your trip involves one of those and another station?  should say to transfer to Line 77 at Rose Quarter]

#15 For trips to NW 23rd, no service to stops between SE Morrison & 14th and W Burnside & 18th. Buses will use Burnside to cross the river.
[it would be good to mention if buses are stopping on Burnside as that's a long ways between stops]

#15 Line 15 Westbound detour: Regular route to Morrison and 14th, right 14th, left Burnside to 18th and regular route Until clear.
[it would be good to say whether SE or SW Morrison, both could apply]

#36 #38 Experiencing delays over an hour. Buses are still in service. Thank you for your patience.

#58 Due to unknown, no service east of 87th. Transfer at Beaverton TC for service to Portland city center.

 #6 #45 #55 #58 #68 The eastbound stop on SW Columbia at 12th is closed due to ice on the stop landing caused by a leaking water pipe.

#14 No service to outbound stops on SE Hawthorne west of Cesar Chavez or on 50th. Buses are detoured via Division.
[should be east of Chevez and north of Division on 50th]

#70 Line 70 Northbound Regular route to Multnomah and 15th then left 15th, right Weidler to 21st and regular route.
[should be left 16th, not 15th]

#57 Line 57 Regular route to TV Hwy and Hall then left Hall, right Circle, right Lombard, left into Beaverton Transit Center until clear.
[should be right Center, not Circle]

#70 Line 70 back to regular route. The train is clear.
#70 Line 70 the train is back. Please use your train blocking detour Thanks.
#70 Line 70 back to regular route. No train.

 #45 Line 45 detour to Tigard Transit Center: Regular route to Wash SQ Transit Center: left Blum, right Eliander, right Hall to Olsen Road and Regular route.
[that is for towards Portland]

#54 LINE 54 outbound: please RETURN TO Regular route on Bvtn-Hillsdale between 91st & 107th using REDUCED SPEED until accident has TOTALLY cleared!

#4 line 4. Eastbound. Only. Regular route to Division and 21st, right 21st, right 26th, left POwell, left 39th, right Division and regular route until further notice.
[missing something between "right 21st" and "right 26th"]

#4 #75 Lines 4 and 75 Eastbound please service far side Lombard and Interstate due to medical emergency at the actual service stop until the stop is clear.

#9 #17 Lines 17, 17, 9 Inbound only detour to Hawthorn bridge due to Ross Island bridge having a semi blocking on the west end inbound.
[did not get out to Line 19]

#20 Line 20 due to ped strike at 4th and Burnside Eastbound only detour as follows from 6th and west Burnside, left 6th, right Ever, right 3rd, left Burns, then regular route until clear.
[at least normally the "left 6th" isn't legal]

#20 Line 20 east Bound only: Regular route to Washington and 80th then right 80th, left Washington, left 88th, right Burnside and regular route until clear.
[Line 20 does not go to Washington and 80th, should be Burnside]

#76 #78 Lines 76, 78 detour to Beaverton Transit Center only: Regular route to Hall and Farmington, right Farmington, LO and Watson and Regular route Until Clear.

#6 #11 Lines 6 & 11 please use your "Heavy traffic on I-5 detour"

#152 Line 152 Please do NOT service Exceed Enterprises today. They are closed and the tun around is blocked off.

#4 Line 4: Due to an accident buses are detoured as follows; until further notice. OUTBOUND: Regular route to Division and 82nd, right Division, left Powell, left 112th, right Division and regular route REVERSE FOR INBOUND.
[should be "right 82nd", not Division]

#6 #32 Steel bridge buses back to regular route, as of 6:32 pm.

#19 Expect delays between 9am and 3 pm today due to flaggers on the Bybee Bridge. After the construction zone, buses may arrive sooner than TransitTracker predicts.

#35 #72 Lines 35,72:Back to regular route, the marathon is now clear :)

#35 Update 7:10-Line 35 to oregon city:Back to the original detour for the marathon in St. Johns.