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Wednesday, May 22, 2013

DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A TRIMET COMEDIAN

Yup, and his comedy is on twitter:
@TelemachusRome Ron
Here are some of the highlights!
Early stage hypothermia induces shivering which really helps rides lose weight." on health benefits of removing bus shelters.

Maybe, thinking of my worst experiences today that came out. Holding off on thumpers, pluckers, dumpers, & winkers.

Summer is coming. The season when feet get hot, socks come off on the bus, and fingers glide easily from toe rubbing to jojo bag to mouth.

PSA: Don't Be A Stroke Victim - Warning Signs: stocking cap, trenchcoat, vigorous tossery, despoiled tresses.

says TVM uptime now 95%. Except for the one you need. That one? Still down.

"max train is dumping sand like crazy"// Tired of being told to pound it General Manager orders system-wide dispersal

Porcelain not platitudes, please. RT: GM acknowledges some operator restrooms "don't measure up"

The proper retort in the face of maleficence is always a folksy rejoinder. Have a happy day. :-)

Not caring for high standard deviation in TVM uptime, to use standard deviants to track uptime: "Only three masturbators this week!"

//'s McFarlane justifies trips to Sassy's, A-crop: "They knew something about wet, crumpled bills that we didn't."

management stunned at board meeting turnout: "Shouldn't these people be on a bus somewhere, and late to work, so they can get fired?

Clean Water Portland announces formal victory ball at McMenamins Hotel Oregon. Tinfoil hat contest, black helicopter rides to be featured.

When I was a shift worker I dreaded every "holiday." Had to scramble to find alt traspo. fails many when needed most.

Yup. Some people do not know how to review a rough draft. Either they didn't understand me or pedantry is their mistress.

Enviro audit revealed exposure to smoke on buses no more harmful to riders than current filth-tank experience. 

Board of Dictators, head of junta McFarlane constrict flow of toxic data with low info campaign. Judge orders rectal exam, fine.

This is just a small sampling of recent humor from our pal "Ron" on twitter!














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