Today's "seen and heard on Trimet"

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Alexx ‏@TheAlexxcast 2h

@trimet You could not be any worse at your job. This is embarrassing. #RedLineMax

Megan Beal ‏@meganbeal95 3h

Waiting for trimet and there is a prostitute, old lady eating donuts and a guy clearly on something!!!! Life's like a tv show.

Devyn McCarthy ‏@chamberjesus49 3h

Lol I got them TriMet crushes 😍😍

Natalie Frison ‏@Natalie_Frison 4h

On Trimet, 30 seats open, so the big ass niggah gettin on sits next to me and crams me against the side if the bus... #trimet #wtf

Emily Charlotte ‏@thisbitchemily 4h

I'm so sick of trimet. Only 3 months until I have my car. :-)

Dennis Holt ‏@dennisholt 4h

2 @trimet security officers smoking on the platform at Jeld-wen max stop. ??? I better not ever get ticketed for it.

Molly ‏@mollywild 5h

why does Trimet always smell like straight up PISS

Awesome ‏@HighonTriMet 6h

Wait, there was a hot blonde dude sitting in front of me on #trimet this whole trip? Ughhhhh #portlandproblems #pdx #portland 

Steven Minor ‏@stevenminor 6h

Love the nasty glares I get from people when I ask them to move out of the #bike hook area on the #MAX #trimet

Megan Carver ‏@Me_Carver 6h

Thank you to the #trimet fellas who were very understanding of me forgetting my bus pass at home. I'd be SOL without your kindness 

Jared Forell ‏@JaredForell 6h

Stinky people on the trimet making me lose my desire to eat Hawaiian food tonight.

Ryan Thompson ‏@RyanTee82 6h

@trimet Do NOT assign the old buses with the shitty elevator wheelchair lifts to the #20 route. Especially during rush hour. HELLO!

Timothy Currell ‏@timcurrell 6h

@pdxcommute Any news on why there are NO no. 20 buses running westbound on Burnside? Could have walked to Sunset by now! #PDX @TriMet

Timothy Currell ‏@timcurrell 6h

What the FUCK, @trimet! A half hour between buses with the no. 20 westbound on west Burnside? This is RUSH HOUR! cc: @PortlandAfoot 

Wei Chiang ‏@highwei 7h

3rd day in a row where there's some @trimet MAX issue..everyone off board... pic.twitter.com/2v4lohgq13

Gabe Flores ‏@_Gabe_Flores_ 7h

Seen five different #8 buses but no #61Express @trimet #TriMess #HorribleService

Gabe Flores ‏@_Gabe_Flores_ 7h

Nothing says FU like waiting for @trimet Express bus and it not showing up #61Express #TriMess #ShouldHaveDrove

emily myers ‏@emmckmy 9h

Needa get my license, I ain't feelin the whole Trimet deal

J.D. Thyme ‏@JDThyme 10h

Okay, I'll admit it. My current ire at @trimet issues is mostly due to how much it's crimped my @ingress play time.

Alison Stump ‏@alisonailea 13h

Never fails. I arrive at the Rose Quarter on the blue or red line just as the yellow line I want arrives two blocks away. RUN! #trimet

kristin boden-mackay ‏@kbm13 16h

Stuck, again. This is getting a little old #trimet. Third day in a row? http://4sq.com/12dZiQm

Kassiane ‏@UVGKassi 16h

@Trimet again i find myself asking, what's so hard about stopping the 12 at barbur & huber?white male driver w.facial hair.

Sally Gregory ‏@wanabegreen 16h

Glad I used #trimet trip planner to make my appt on time then the yellow max doesn't show up

Diane Couture ‏@dcouturepdx 16h

#trimet dudes, stop with the gjost buses. What is the gps tracking when tracker says now and then 15 mins & no bus

danaflops ‏@danaflops 16h

@bollykat @trimet oh Portland, you really are a parody of yourself.

Nice Jackson ‏@nicejackson 17h

@trimet bus 2230 line 12 white guy nack pf bus green hat this idiot has apparatus on his person which is causing severe back pain upper

Ronald Morgan ‏@rhyzome 17m

@trimet ticket machine at willow creek, T144, ate my five dollars, said ticket printing, and then nada... @TrimetDiaries

Tobes ‏@tobes_on24s 2h

I hate trimet so much

NANCI BOOHER ‏@inkedmom67 3h

@trimet there is someone asleep under a blanket inside the shelter at my bus stop. It's 705 am

Necie Samms ‏@NecieakaMs_Odum 3h

@trimet there's urine inside of one of the machines on NW 5th & NW Glisan (where you grab ticket). Please get it cleaned up.

Mark Lawler ‏@mark_lawler 4h

Okay, two trains in one morning? At least this one is a TriMet train although I could walk faster...