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Friday, August 16, 2013

LATEST SEEN AND HEARD ON TRIMET

But not seen on TRIMET'S HOW WE ROLL BLOG!
 TRIMET SCANNER TWEETS
2h
Thank you for not alerting me to the re route online this morning. How da fuk do i get to work now
  1. watch me go on the roof & smoke the rest of my blunt over trimet
  2. trimet is going to get a strongly worded letter from this chick right here

    is still not interested in finding anything out about the 2 jerks behind the wheel of #54.

    Fuck trimet. They tried to arrest me

    The new (?) trimet buses are QUITE sterile looking

    Eating nachos on a crowded bus during Rush Hour just isn't cool. Really, it's not. Don't do it. adventures.

    red and blue east bound at rose garden delayed. Second day on a row for me.

    This morning on drunk man jumps on a yellow line and asks loudly "is the the bus going to interstate?" I told him it is a train (1/2)

    and he yelled "shit" and jumped off as the doors shut before i could tell him that the train goes to interstate. (2/2)

    Hey , why are the 4 Fessenden buses routinely 15-20 minutes late every day? 5h
    blue westbound not coming apparently.

    1. Hey  , how does completely unloading a green line that was already ten minutes late, and turning it into a blue line, make any sense?
    2. these delays are terrible when you pay so much for a ticket. Figure it out

      Seriously buddy, you stink.

      Witnessed a chick on my MAX 'text' someone cuz her call dropped after entering Robertson Tunnel. The stupid, it burns!

      Portland is so polite every single time I ride the bus the driver says "thank you" like I did a favor

      Can't decide whether to sit next to the guy with the top hat or the guy who looks like Hulk Hogan.

      2h
      Okay Trimet, really fucking pissed that my bus has run late every day this week. It would be nice to catch my other bus for once!

      Dear Trimet, I just want you to know that I know that we have an abusive relationship, and that I don't have any...

      I just want to go downtown. Thanks for being 20 minutes late and then breaking down when ya get to my stop

      The Green Line to Clackamas never displays the correct stop info on the the electronic signs...very confusing...

      This crazy dude on the bus just pulled out like an ounce of weed and is just letting people smell it

      I never knew loudly eating and smacking your lips could be so gross... until now  

      conga line. Pioneer Square, 5th Ave, 3rd Ave. Cha cha!

      Ooops. Xtra wide wheel chair broke the bus ramp of 75  

      Thank you Trimet for showing me it would have been a better use of time to walk to dutch bros instead of wait for your late ass :|

      This 3100 is starting to get that comfortable scent of hobo piss.

      max the ac is leaking?? And its still inservice? No one reported this? Someone can slip on the water. Js.

      Thanks a fucking lot.

      This MAX train smells like gravy.

      Fuck Trimet and fuck my grandma for not letting me drive!

      Between the No. 4, 75 buses and Interstate MAX line, you will surely be Thoroughly Entertained :)

      My bus driver is kind enough to set air conditioning to "Arctic" in case any passengers board carrying a side of beef.

      Wow the bus smells like a lovely odor or BO. Yummy what an enjoyable bus ride

      Punctuality of busses and trains last two days has felt conspicuous and apologetic.

      Waiting for the 71 is such a punk! I hate you trimet!

      otherwise known as the "dark trimet"

      I hate using public Trimet.

      This driver seriously has a lead foot

      Oh, and she just blew past a stop

      Somebody left a nice little treat on the MAX!

      RT : perator # 2644 on 8 line has no idea how to use a break pedal that won’t send us all flying to the front of the bus.

      You have his driver number...You should get on the Trimet site and leave a comment (clearly needs re-training).

      Some a you grumpy indifferent bus drivers give the rest on a bad name. :|

      Yup. Def same driver. Just crabbed at some old man at a stop who was resting on his walker and not there for the bus.

      Just realized this bus driver is the same jerk I submitted a formal complaint over from a MAX incident in early July.

      Trimet sucks!

      Oh , I love it when one of you blue line max doors won't close and everything comes to a standstill on my morning commute.

      Anchor: "By the way, MAX is having problems again. And now, weather and sports."

      the 44 was 10 minutes late this morning. C'mon !

      unbelievable. MAX broken down 2nd time this morning. u suck!

      MAX line broken down again. When is TriMet going to get their head out of their collective behinds?


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