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Friday, April 5, 2013

Latest "seen and heard on Trimet"

But not seen on TRIMET'S HOW WE ROLL BLOG!
 TRIMET SCANNER TWEETS  

Hi, i'm a driver, i see you, so imma floor it cuz i'm a bag of dicks.

3h
The crazies on the have it turned up to 11 today.

is finally trending, and I'm and not on !

Trimet you bastards

yet another disappearing bus. It's like you set out to fail this week

Why did an empty 77 just blow by me on division?

Must be at least the twelveth time I've notified TriMet about that particular ticket machine. They need to just replace it.

why don't you guys understand that it NEVER makes sense for NB 35 to go up Naito?! There is ONE poorly placed stop! Go down 1st!!!!!

took me until my 5th ticket machine to find one that worked. All Union Station / 5th & Davis ones broken.

: I wish these people on the bus would shut the fuck up.” Trimet rules all animals must be carried in a cage 

06:49, westbound route 14 just skipped stop 2609. WTF? YOU'RE MAKING PEOPLE LATE FOR WORK.

Hey, one ticket machine at Elmonica eastbound is not accepting cards and the other is completely out of service. Trip's free then?

both ticket machines @ 60th MAX stop are pretty hosed, today. 1 doesn't work at all, other is very finicky about cards.

Caught the 87 at Gateway at 1pm. Bus runs every hour, no night trips. 20 people got on that trip, all of them staying on past Halsey

1h
Honestly fuck Trimet and fuck the fact that its cold and starting to rain

I get tired of people begging me for money on trimet.

Trimet can suck my dick

Bitch is painting nails on the bus. stinky

Because it is necessary to eat a red pepper on the bus. Not to mention to make all of us have to smell that terrible thing. Yuck. 

I leave early; trimet makes me late.

Trimet trains need to move a lot faster. I'm not trying to be late for work.

Hey The #4 bus driver stopped in front of Plaid Pantry to buy cigarettes & an energy drink. WTH?? Now we're late 😕

I don't use Trimet much. Is it common practice for your bus to roll past your stop without acknowledging that you're standing there waiting?

Semi-belligerent drunk on morning . My Brain starts singing "who are the people in your neighborhood?" from Sesame Street

! drivers suck. My family almost got hit by a driver who ran a red. weeks ago, a bus sideswiped my pal's car

line 72 BUS 2272 pull the video and watch set-up two sex-offender in effort rape me

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