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Thursday, April 11, 2013

Today's "seen and heard on Trimet"

But not seen on TRIMET'S HOW WE ROLL BLOG!
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Today was my 1st day taking the bus to school after I moved & it was not fun. My Trimet app is fucking retarded & I'm about to be late. -__-


29m
I hate trimet...

Packed like sardines in a can, people trynna jump a guy on the trimet.

lots of people getting off at convention center and walking

Guys! There's a dude sculpting a head on this bus. Look I took a sneaky pic.

Did you ever stop to think we may not want to hear your entire convo, inconsiderate cell phone man?

Oh dear jeebus someone is reading scripture outloud on the 75

I'm not really comfortable telling the guy with the pit bull to get off

Anything wrong w/ this pic ? 2 buses crazy late during rush hour, AGAIN? Get it together so I can get home.

I also love people who wear their sunglasses on the train. I assume its in case they are asked to drive.

Hey , what’s up with the one-car MAXs during rush hour? Very cramped and delays trains.

THANK YOU for updating the Rosa Parks Max Stop ticket machine. Waaaaay more efficient and reliable.

on the real though.... FUCK TRIMET...

What they should really say. RT please arrive at your stop up to 60 minutes early to allow enough time for schedule variances.

I'll answer my question, Trimet. All I gotta do is use your shitty transit service. I'll now be 15 min late when I should be 15 min early.


Yo trimet, how the fuck can I catch a bus, get off at my stop, and catch the same line 5 min later when the 7 other routes are 30 min out?

nothing, just typical trimet. Daily thing.

And then the light turned red, and we were all stuck in that awkward moment for an extended amount of time

exactly - our spaces are designed in a way that necessitates conflict.

RT : Overheard on my bus: "Did someone turn in a wallet with $300 dollars and some weed in it?" I laughed.

Going to be late third day in a row because . So glad I spend $100/month on this. Sick.

49m
Some of your drivers need an orientation on treating people with respect. We pay way too much for fare to be treated like shit.

And while we're on the subject of jacked-up bus fare, let's talk about the repairs you owe your riders

$2.50 for two hours of poor customer service and broken buses is a crime against the people of Portland.

You provide a public service. Start acting like it and give the people of Portland what they deserve.

FUCK YOU TRIMET

Do some of your bus drivers get some sick satisfaction out of being complete dicks to their passengers? Just wondering.

44m
Ah, good old bus number 3018. I always recognize you by the dirty, half eaten sandwich near the right back seat. Good times.

I got off the 12 at this stop 15 minutes ago. The 54 and 56 are ALWAYS jacked up. Fix your shitty service.

I shouldn't need to add an additional 45 minutes to my already hour long bus commute to get somewhere by car in 20-25. Ridiculous.

[ if a bus doesn't arrive in the next few minutes im going to be late and then ill piss on trimet. ]

I Can Always Count On Trimet To Give Me That First Dose Of Mary-J In The Morning Lol

I thought riding a skateboard on a MAX train wasn't on the list of "good things to do."

.'s trip planner doesn't account for asshole drivers who watch you running up and close the door just as you get there, unfortunately

The bus is currently 20 minutes late. The folks at the stop are now going over conspiracy theories as to why.



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