Latest "Best of the Trimet tweets"

Biden created a transit nightmare today

Transit riders of  Portlandia take to twitter to express their  feelings about  Trimess  (Trimet)
And if you want to know what's REALLY going on at Trimet check out TRIMETSCANNER
(This list does not include today's Biden disaster)

Always those weird people that stand in front of the trimet bus and have a conversation with the bus driver haha
— Lil Larry (@perez_cesar003) October 5, 2014

The @trimet pussy transit police just tried to call the police on me because I caught them on the max without any fair. Fuck trimet #FTP
— Robin Banx (@Yavy_) October 5, 2014

24 min wait for a MAX here at the desolation that is Hateway Transit Center on Infrequent Service Saturday. #TriMet pic.twitter.com/Bux5EEOk4m
— Ron (@TelemachusRome) October 4, 2014

Trimet is very unreliable
— arlen (@arlennn_) October 4, 2014

@trimet got me sooooo messed up today.
— W.A.Y.S.? (@portland_rican) October 4, 2014

I fucking hate you @trimet your drivers are cock suckers.
— dj puffypuss (@sweaterbadass) October 4, 2014

really trimet?!?!? 20 minutes?!?!?! shit has to be fucking joking with me right now
— Tracey Cha © (@TraceyCha) October 4, 2014

@trimet At the Delta Park stop. Pitbull off leash and running amuck with owner nearby. How do we stop this?!! pic.twitter.com/89LfSQBpYs
— Debbie Lusk (@DebbieLLusk) October 4, 2014

@trimet what's the point in having a tracker if the shits always wrong which in turn make people late? To important things?
— W.A.Y.S.? (@portland_rican) October 4, 2014

@trimet you STEADY make people late with your EXTREMELY inaccurate tracker.
— W.A.Y.S.? (@portland_rican) October 4, 2014

@trimet either your tracker aint shit or your drivers aren't! I have yet to fully dissect to figure it out.
— W.A.Y.S.? (@portland_rican) October 4, 2014

A man just yodeled at me while stepping off the bus that I was trying to board. But he was a good yodeler. #TriMet #KeepPortlandWeird
— Zac Bradberry (@ZaccyMan) October 4, 2014

Trimet's bus schedule these days is way more suggestion than promise. At least one of my jobs is work from home.
— The Ghost Of (@Jason_Farrell) October 4, 2014

Hey. You on the trimet playing your music on speakerphone. No one wants to hear your shitty rap music. Buy some headphonesn
— Tyler Thayer (@ttthayer018) October 4, 2014

I have never understood why it's so fucking difficult to get in and out of Sellwood on the weekend. TriMet eats it sometimes.
— Miss K (@AndAsSuch) October 4, 2014

Dear @TriMet there are a number of us at #TigardTC wondering why the 8:40am #78 🚌 is a no-show. Grrr!
— Jan Anderson (@ubinam_rosarium) October 4, 2014

Dear @TriMet please #FIX Transit Tracker & add a way to know if 🚌 is broken down/stuck. Thanks
— Jan Anderson (@ubinam_rosarium) October 4, 2014

@trimet Another day, another trimet train stopping for long periods and making me late for bus #GoodTimes.
— SpazteckKing (@Spazteck9) October 4, 2014

couple having "relations" in middle of #trimet MAX tracks near Union Station
— TriMet Scanner (@trimetscanner) October 4, 2014

Thanks to the wonder folks at @trimet is going to make me 2 hours late to work. I may also be fired. HAPPY FRIDAY !
— Sir Geoff ™ (@pdxcreep) October 4, 2014

This morning TriMet had me 😠😠😠 #pdx #busproblems http://t.co/UEpcs5HGNc
— Nagini (@NaniSaidWhat) October 4, 2014

@trimet smoker in the stop 1442 bus shelter. It's astonishing how rarely theyre smoke free.
— Kassiane (@UVGKassi) October 4, 2014

IDK what's more idiotic, two kids trying to knock down bus pole right in front of Jonesmore bus driver or the driver who did nothing.#TriMet
— Gemsong (@gemsong) October 4, 2014

@globesherpa @trimet I just watch it flail as my phone switches between 2G/3G & sometimes it takes until the next stop for me to show my tix
— Sarah Sharp (@sarahsharp) October 4, 2014

@trimet riders be disappearin when the fare inspector show up like they be David Copperfield.
— Try Meh (@TriMetRidersBe) October 4, 2014

Are you fucking kidding me trimet
— Meli (@mdelaravargas) October 4, 2014

@trimet in contrast to my last tweet. Give the driver of bus 19 #2515 a raise. 6:21pm. Great driver and personality!
— MoeHamster (@Moehamster) October 4, 2014

RT: @runbecause @trimet can always be relied upon to be late. 30 minutes late tonight, in fact.
— AL M (@AlYourPalster) October 4, 2014

I should just start walking home. It'd get me faster than waiting for @trimet
— Sara S (@TheSaraSautter) October 4, 2014

Westbound MAX at Rose Qtr causing 10+ min. delays due to brake issues. #MoveItTriMet #trimet
— billwalle (@billwalle) October 3, 2014

@trimet: a 14 bus was 2mins early & blew right by me at stop7658 as it saw me run TOWARDS it and it was at a light. You need better drivers.
— May Low (@TeamMassMayhem) October 3, 2014

@trimet the next one isn't for another 10 minutes. You should be ashamed of failing to provide a public service.
— May Low (@TeamMassMayhem) October 3, 2014

WB MAX Delays more like 20-30 minutes due too extraordinary long stops - should keep doors shut - there's no room anyway #trimet
— billwalle (@billwalle) October 3, 2014

@trimet "Expect possible delays up to 15 minutes from 9 a.m. thru 4 p.m. weekdays" Best to do it during rush hours, right? #notefficient
— Will (@kanewj) October 2, 2014

It's days like today where I really loathe the public transportation system in Portland. @trimet you have a lot of work to do. :[
— Sara S (@TheSaraSautter) October 3, 2014

I've had it. We need a media campaign to tell the generic public how badly @trimet service sucks.
— Nonpartisan (@nonpartisantoo) October 3, 2014

Missing a @trimet connection by 1 minute because of @trimet's own failure is ridiculous. I was on MAX with plenty of time to spare.
— Nonpartisan (@nonpartisantoo) October 3, 2014

Missed my connection at Willow Creek. Had to walk home. @trimet
— Nonpartisan (@nonpartisantoo) October 3, 2014

@trimet driver of bus 10 #2223 just almost hit a pedestrian. 6:26pm
— MoeHamster (@Moehamster) October 3, 2014

I was already real upset about TriMet paper tickets. Then I looked it up and saw they updated to cards, and app. guys, I was PISSED.
— crème fraîche (@cremefraiche) October 3, 2014

Being on trimet late at night is scary with so many crazy people. Not a good place.
— The Lords Ranch (@brandon7789lee) October 3, 2014

At least @trimet driver apologized for being so late today. More than I can say for always-late Corvallis transit. Big city > small city
— Dan Coleman (@wdanielcoleman) October 3, 2014

http://t.co/FOLZ35ffAK - sleeping on Max - 5 seats later #trimet #security #max #pdx 9/26/14
— Joe Anybody (@iamjoeanybody) October 3, 2014

One thing I hate about riding #trimet #max is when somebody sits close to you that reeks of smoke. #ihatesecondhandsmoke!
— Heather Leigh (@hlm906) October 3, 2014

I also hate how some people think that #trimet #max is their own personal karaoke stage @theTmiSpot says she sucks. #sotrue
— Heather Leigh (@hlm906) October 3, 2014

Some old guy on my #Trimet MAX has a smartphone with a tiny piece of tape over the front facing camera. Must be afraid 'they' are watching
— Mike Rigsby (@mikerigsby) October 3, 2014

@trimet it's 6:30AM, why does the MAX have to smell like fish and man sweat?!
— Jessica Mae Stewart (@jessicamaeee) October 3, 2014

.@trimet I'm on the #44 headed downtown, bus #3205, and your driver just handled rowdy passengers with grace and professionalism. Well done!
— Jennifer Abel Kovitz (@45thParallelism) October 3, 2014

I have a happy @trimet driver this morning. Miracle. #75
— Jesse Mojica (@jmojicaphoto) October 3, 2014

WHERE IN THE FUCK IS MY BUS TRIMET WHERE IS MY BUS THE BUS THE THING YOU DO THE ONE REASON YOU ARE TRIMET WHERE IS MY BUS
— HALLOWEEN PUNS (@shawnfleek) October 3, 2014

The Trimet driver really had the heat on when it's hot out 😷😩
— Meagannn (@Bluuntbarbie) October 3, 2014

@trimet Again, fire the driver the the 10 #2223 this time.. 620pm.. Terrible driver making everyone sick.
— MoeHamster (@Moehamster) October 3, 2014

Thanks, @trimet bus 8, for just sailing on by while I was sitting at the stop. I have nowhere to be I guess.
— Emily St. (@emilyst) October 3, 2014

Not cool @trimet the 15 is usually reliable. #trimet pic.twitter.com/VIlwfhznAV
— Christopher Gorton (@seegorton) October 3, 2014

trimet, get it together
— nissa. (@nissajensen_) October 2, 2014

#Portland, Ore., @trimet asleep at the wheel. #Homeless persons just taking up seats of the passengers or disabled. pic.twitter.com/JeuVUW2SQw
— Scott Ford (@ScottFordTVGuy) October 6, 2014

Fuck Trimet 😑
— Jada Simone (@Jada_Simone_) October 6, 2014

99 days until I can stop depending on Trimet !!! #stoked
— مادلين (@maddyp17) October 6, 2014

@trimet passengers on the 75 were treated to a loud, obscene argument between two idiots on the bus this morning. Would have been nice
— Adrean Cummings (@aCanemone) October 6, 2014

@trimet if your driver took action a little earlier in their fight. Shouldn't have to listen to that AND be late to work. #disappointed
— Adrean Cummings (@aCanemone) October 6, 2014

Man fortifying himself before boarding the patchouli bus. #14 #TriMet #DayDrinkers pic.twitter.com/j9VduA0Iw8
— Ron (@TelemachusRome) October 6, 2014

So many felons and this bus is much too small to hold all your drama. #TriMet
— Ron (@TelemachusRome) October 6, 2014

@trimet Do your drivers go through any sort of training in how to defuse angry passengers?
— Patricia (@Blinkypk) October 6, 2014

Also, trimet is a piece of shit
— Katelyn Beshears (@katsliketherain) October 6, 2014

@trimet I got a new phone and all my tickets are gone on my trimet ticket app. What gives? That was over ten unused tickets.
— Michael Miersma (@Miersma) October 6, 2014

Harsh reality. Wish I was back in Hawaii and not waiting for this @trimet bus that is apparently NEVER going to show.
— Lisa Eirene (@LisaEirene) October 6, 2014

As per usual, @trimet is unreliable & making me late
— Lisa Eirene (@LisaEirene) October 6, 2014

I wish @trimet app can warn me if I am on the train and haven't validated the ticket. Will reduce a huge number of unintentional free rides
— ajaya (@ajaya) October 6, 2014

@trimet @PDXStreetcar CL lines that don't show up in the city and bus lines in NoPo that are never on time. Glad I pay for this disservice!
— Adrean Cummings (@aCanemone) October 6, 2014

All the creeps on trimet always hover over me. So close to shoving these mothball smelling creeps into a river, I just wanna go to work.
— Samantha Mash (@knockingghosts) October 6, 2014

When you’re transferring to airport MAX, 20-minute headways are not good enough. @trimet @humantransit
— Jessica Roberts (@jessicaroberts) October 6, 2014

@trimet Max red/blue light rail is mega slow in downtown. What are you doing to make it run faster? #rapidtransit
— J_uptown (@J_uptown) October 6, 2014

@trimet 20 headed west #2035 had a gentleman on it taking photos of everyone boarding the bus. Driver tossed him after complaints.
— Clark (@beeroclark) October 6, 2014

My Sunday Morning Trimet Bus Smells Like Marijuana
— nams (@bebetwatter) October 5, 2014

Yup @trimet , second time in a row a trimet train stops for a couple minutes and I miss my bus, please check your operators this is BS.
— SpazteckKing (@Spazteck9) October 5, 2014

Always those weird people that stand in front of the trimet bus and have a conversation with the bus driver haha
— Lil Larry (@perez_cesar003) October 5, 2014

DAAAYYUUUMMMM!!!!14 ARRESTS MADE ON TRAIN 41 http://t.co/YZkcVPJDZl #TRIMET #CRIMETRAIN"
— Travis Madison (@TravisMadison08) October 5, 2014

@trimet Thanks for not showing up, again.
— Chris Auel (Kermit) (@chrisauel) October 7, 2014

@trimet been waiting for ~20 min at Pioneer Square and no red line train. Starting to cut it close w/flight. Is there a delay?
— Alex Abboud (@alexabboud) October 7, 2014

Hey @trimet there need to be more max trains out to Beaverton at rush hour. 30+ people at Goose Hollow watching packed trains go by.
— Greg Pitter (@GregPitter) October 7, 2014

Long delays on max ugh #trimet
— Eric LaFromboise (@frombeeman) October 7, 2014

#autocorrect just fixed TriMet to try meth #pdx
— Roman Savchenko (@RomanSavchenko) October 7, 2014

Portland: “@jessicaroberts: When you’re transferring to airport MAX, 20-minute headways are not good enough. @trimet” That's why we drive.
— Jarrett Walker (@humantransit) October 7, 2014

@trimet 3 trains should have been by already at Quatama station, what gives? No service alerts, I'm just left hanging here.
— Rachelle Schmid (@TheDJRachelle) October 7, 2014

Fuck fucking trimet.
— Garrett Adams (@GarrettAdams40) October 8, 2014

@trimet I'm on a 12 bus downtown and the ac is out. Why is this such a frequent issue? Luckily it's not too warm out. # #busproblems
— Mike Bivins (@IlluminatorMike) October 7, 2014

I swear, if I dont get this job because of a damn trimet ticket I'm gonna be hella mad 🙅
— Jessa 道子【=◈︿◈=】 (@Pinkaybuu) October 7, 2014

@trimet been waiting half an hour just to get on a train.
— Bernie (@Bernie5506) October 7, 2014

I know I say it weekly, but Trimet seriously puts me in a bad mood.
— HANK. (@hanachase) October 7, 2014

Rode @trimet today. The only thing masking the unmistakable smell of weed is the rancid body odor from the guy next to me.
— Michael Godfrey (@22godfrey) October 7, 2014

This trimet bus driver is a ruthless bitch
— SoSoutheastLents (@OeClassic) October 7, 2014

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER YOU'RE MAKING ME LATE FOR WORK @TRIMET
— mormon druglord (@pwhoretland) October 8, 2014

@ohhmatthewG dudeee wtffff. That's so fucked up. EFF YOU TRIMET. YOU COST ME MY JOB 😐
— Jessa 道子【=◈︿◈=】 (@Pinkaybuu) October 8, 2014

@trimet is stupid and unsafe! It's a lawsuit waiting to happen and I'll be first in line to do so!
— Bernie (@Bernie5506) October 8, 2014

@trimet I had to yell so people would back off. How is this not a safety issue. People pushing themselves onto max just so they can get on
— Bernie (@Bernie5506) October 8, 2014

@trimet is there maximum capacity for max? I literally got pushed or I should say smushed into the door cause people were squeezing onto max
— Bernie (@Bernie5506) October 8, 2014

My husband commutes from downtown & missed 2 trains because the max is so packed people are falling off when the doors open. # trimet
— Kristina Aasen (@Krissertina) October 8, 2014

Getting whiplash on the train @trimet. Worst driver ever! #blueline
— Heather J (@hmjones2005) October 8, 2014

@trimet Just got on the 10 at 1st and Madison. Bus #2540. Its the super terrible driver that makes everyone sick. Why is he not fired yet?
— MoeHamster (@Moehamster) October 8, 2014

Thanks @trimet for giving me a $175 citation for "activating my ticket just now". Such bullshit #portland #trimet pic.twitter.com/pEfKpxZOGD
— Vivian kim (@seppukim) October 8, 2014

Really just missed my court date now I got a warrant out for a fuckin trimet ticket.... A trimet ticket
— 7ounces (@OBIENEXTDOOR) October 7, 2014

@trimet Just got on the 10 at 1st and Madison. Bus #2540. Its the super terrible driver that makes everyone sick. Why is he not fired yet?
— MoeHamster (@Moehamster) October 8, 2014

@TriMet #pdxbus on the 77 bus bus 3029. The driver. Is 10 minutes late A very erratic driver yelling at passengers and missing stops
— John Leonetti (@JohnLeonetti) October 7, 2014

My husband was assaulted and knocked unconscious on the MAX today. #Somethingneedstochange @trimet #makeitsafe
— Karma Fairy (@pjlamb73) October 8, 2014

Bus driven by trainee, w/regular driver and supervisor. We left 3 minutes early, and no one's at bus stops. I win this round, @TriMet.
— CosmicCharlie97 (@CosmicCharlie97) October 7, 2014

@TriMess @Pdxtrimetfail more rude #Trimet riders pic.twitter.com/QS7JLwVK1N
— Kevin Finch (@kevinfinch23) October 7, 2014

Remembering why I don't fuck with trimet.. Creepy fucks standing way to close.. 😡😡 #back #the #FUCK #UP
— I'm Karen. (@karryion) October 7, 2014

I fucking hate trimet
— C. (@Christixxnn_) October 7, 2014

Driver on bus 2239 #4 is AMAZING!!!!!!!! Really nice & good driver & kind to everyone. Way to go @trimet ! Got one right!
— Trivia Zannah (@WhereIsZannah) October 7, 2014

I am so fucking sick of @trimet. Plenty of room on bus but driver doesn't pick anyone up. Now I've missed my shuttle. BULLSHIT!!!
— Kole A Myrick (@KoleBigEars) October 7, 2014

@Trimet Any way to alert stranded passengers waiting at the stop that their bus broke down, before 6 A.M.?
— Ms Gyspy PDX (@gypsylady) October 7, 2014