Latest "Best of the Trimet tweets"

Transit riders of  Portlandia take to twitter to express their  feelings about  Trimess  (Trimet)
And if you want to know what's REALLY going on at Trimet check out TRIMETSCANNER

@trimet why is it red line after red line?!
— Bernie (@Bernie5506) September 30, 2014

@trimet once again 3 trains pass by and I can't get on
— Bernie (@Bernie5506) September 30, 2014

On this metal coffin home. It's wall to wall bodies. #trimet #Portland
— ●☆Bloodmoney☆● (@DrBloodmoney) September 30, 2014

Ways to improve @trimet: NOT having a bus stop every other block. People can walk a bit. It won't kill them.
— Madeline Numbers (@maddynumb3rs) September 30, 2014

GONNA MISS MY TRANSFER AGAIN THANKS @trimet
— Tony Minsent (@Toneman) September 30, 2014

Hey @trimet - I still hate your talking buses. Still noise pollution & insulting. Are you listening to the public? I have not gotten reply.
— Jessica Roberts (@jessicaroberts) September 30, 2014

I don't think I've gone a day with @trimet running without a problem.
— thuan (@thuan_hh) September 30, 2014

@trimet Ticket machine at 82nd Ave MAX stop is broken (again). @TriMess
— Kevin Finch (@kevinfinch23) September 30, 2014

These trimet delays... #frustration #gonnabelatetoclass #fuckk
— Alex Sutherland (@sutha32) September 30, 2014

Why is TriMet always late? An inquiring employer with two chronically late TriMet riding employees wants to know. #trimet #pdxtraffic
— Linda Baker (@lindabak) September 30, 2014

Thanks #trimet #72, it's so nice of you to not stop. Seriously not paying 100 a month for shitty service.
— rocky not Rocky (@notingof) September 30, 2014

No more @trimet for me, No more @trimet for me! No more @trimet, No more @trimet, Oh no more @trimet for me!
— Lane Jensen (@lanejensenpdx) September 30, 2014

Bought my first car yesterday, goodbye TriMet. I pray that it is a blessing! #Alhamdulilah
— Khalid Osman (@KCheeeezy) September 30, 2014

@trimet 9530 lift bus is crossing lines on the freeway, not going the speed limit, causing other ppl to have to go into other lanes
— DesTynNee (@Destynnee) September 30, 2014

@trimet LOWER THE FUCKIN FARE PRICES
— ✊POWER (@RedRanger93) September 30, 2014

This 57 bus driver is late everyday since it changed drivers.Messes up my whole morning & I get to work with seconds to spare #trimet #sucks
— ●☆Bloodmoney☆● (@DrBloodmoney) September 30, 2014

Message up at Washington Park. Delays from 0900-1430 due to track work. Is there a safety issue we have a right to know about #trimet?
— Nonpartisan (@nonpartisantoo) September 30, 2014

Most of the time I'm jealous that the bikes on MAX get a nice spot in the corner while I'm stuck in the middle of a mosh pit. #Trimet
— Megan (@Pete_aar) September 30, 2014

Someone stole #medicalmarijuana dispensary's trash and left it strewn all over the 148th @trimet #max stop. pic.twitter.com/cbU6c5NdE0
— David W. Clary (@gawainthestout) September 30, 2014

.@trimet your 12s are routinely going drop off in the AM commute. HAS IT OCCURED TO YOU GUYS TO THROW A FEW MORE BUSES ON THE ROUTE?
— Mike Drain (@wynams) September 30, 2014

.@trimet why? I already provided my feedback & #trimet has wasted enough of my time this AM. Poor cust. service asking folks to do YOUR job
— Mike Drain (@wynams) September 30, 2014

On the 19 bus on Sandy and this driver is blowing off stops. Puts on a smile, looks other way. #trimet
— kennyjacobs (@kennyjacobs) September 30, 2014

Damnit @trimet! What is going on with line 17? The 8:11-8:17am (stop 655) just never came this morning. I hate when you make me late 4 work.
— Lesa (@lesamonster) September 30, 2014

@trimet regular schedule? So what's the delay getting westbound service in downtown then?
— Steven Curl (@stevecurl) September 30, 2014

Hell is other people (on TriMet on a rainy day)
— Piers (@boericke) September 30, 2014

My bus driver has the heat on. Seriously? No. #trimet
— Gemsong (@gemsong) September 30, 2014

So I'm subscribed to @TriMet listserv. I see "MAX delayed" almost every day. So I take that MAX is unreliable. #TriMess
— purrkitty (@sarahmorrigan) September 30, 2014

@trimet I'm waiting for this bus that never came now I'm waiting for the next one that doesn't come for another 20 mins. Late for work $&%#!
— Zen (@UnderGroundKnox) September 30, 2014

@trimet Thanks! Thank God I drove to work!
— James O'Neill (@HotEyes65) September 30, 2014

@TriMet #pdxbus no delays expected by 5pm??? Really??? I am one of many waiting since six out here at the mall! No updates. I'm so surprised
— Sarah Truman (@pailpeach) September 30, 2014

Hmmm...what a day of commuting via #TriMet. Extremely late morning bus and now delayed westbound MAX service.
— Tim Butler (@PDXTimB) September 30, 2014

Nothing like a rainy day ride on a #Trimet bus to remind you what basset hounds smell like.
— Kevin Collins (@voxkev) September 30, 2014

Today in Adventures on Trimet: Woman in business suit with no shoes or socks on. Guy with TWO horns coming out of his chin.
— Jonanna Widner (@JWidtweet) September 30, 2014

Gotta love people who don't pay attention that they're getting on a #Trimet 99 Express and then get mad at the driver for not stopping.
— Mike Rigsby (@mikerigsby) September 30, 2014

Already running 20-30 mins behind? I need to save 1 minute by not picking up anyone. Ridiculous policy. .@trimet
— SaraNBlank (@SaraNBlank) September 29, 2014

Sweet, bus 75 scheduled to arrive in 4 minutes and I’m a block away walking! *bus goes zooming past* “Next bus in 16 minutes” Yay. @trimet.
— Adam DiCarlo (@adamdicarlo) September 29, 2014

Trimet driver kinda ran a red light. Everyone else was mortified. I let out a solid "atta babe!"
— Dustin King (@_DustinKing) September 29, 2014

@JLuyamba I got sexually harassed on trimet...
— valentin (@itsvalmanee) September 29, 2014

and @trimet bus drivers are openly hostile towards bikers on the road. Our public transport could be so good, just stop being jerks
— peachy little Harpy (@JennyApparatus) September 29, 2014

@trimet My commute is 1.5 hours both ways and I'm reaalllyy boney. I'd pay you extra for a comfortable seat.
— David Swadis (@DavidSwadis) September 29, 2014

For fuck sake. I SO LOVE being tossed around a @trimet bus because the driver is driving super fast and being heavy on the brakes. #sarcasm
— Kole A Myrick (@KoleBigEars) September 29, 2014

...and now total contrast to the awesome @trimet bus 44 drivers. Fuck the 19.
— Kole A Myrick (@KoleBigEars) September 29, 2014

I'm gonna be late trimet u shit
— ✧meepy-gal✧ (@meepygirl) September 29, 2014

@philtor @trimetscanner @SecretaryFoxx Trimet's transit boats operate 24-by-7. #goByBoat #trimet #transit
— pdx boats (@pdxboats) October 2, 2014

Oh good Lord a girl on trimet rattling off her racist jokes. Well we're almost to Rockwood, idiot.
— jooolie (@someonetookmy_) October 1, 2014

The mob at Gateway TC wait and wait for outbound trains. #TriMet pic.twitter.com/WVBLR4WksF
— Ron (@TelemachusRome) October 1, 2014

Hey @trimet, what are you guys doing? This is the second bus line today (14,15)where scheduled buses have been no shows!
— Gerald (@GVAJr77) October 1, 2014

@trimet transit tracker is down. Get it together. #Portland #masstransit #lightrail
— Mike Bivins (@IlluminatorMike) October 1, 2014

Not impressed with the transit system. Always late. @trimet where is the 9bus?!??
— Ian Cary (@iscary) October 1, 2014

This Fair inspector might get punched @trimet
— Zeus (@ChiefZeus_) October 1, 2014

Everytime I'm on the trimet with Aaylah she's quite & calm & smiling & other babies are crying their eyes out and screaming like handle it
— ambition (@JesusMaricarmen) October 1, 2014

RT: @nicejackson 1h1 hour ago 20min wait for Line 75 what a bunch #dimwits seriously who has this kind of time for #failure #trimet
— AL M (@AlYourPalster) October 2, 2014

RT: @bdlandoe 40 minutes between 35 bus during rush hour @trimet? come on.
— AL M (@AlYourPalster) October 2, 2014

I would rather live in a room full of spiders than take trimet everyday
— ▲fT$ BOSS✌️ (@SamiahTheBoss) October 1, 2014

@trimet When shall you implement more express buses into your fleet? Considering the horrendous traffic, they seem essential.
— Dean Hanson (@djhanson87) October 1, 2014

Can trimet get its shit together that would be really great
— Slime Dad (@kelsey_vera) October 1, 2014

today was the first time i've ever seen a trimet bus driver be an asshole.
— killer (@karischl) October 1, 2014

@trimet passed by two 19s at stops today got stuff to you jerks. #fuckyoutrimet
— Steve Layton (@shindakun) October 1, 2014

@trimet what's with the 20 bus sometimes not showing up? T doesn't show up as cancelled either. #wheresmybus #trimet
— Lacie Webb (@LacieLanell) October 2, 2014

I'm so mad @trimet
— Slime Dad (@kelsey_vera) October 1, 2014

Kinda frustrated that I have to wait a half an hour after my class before I can go home bc trimet kinda sucks
— Faith (@heyfaaaith) October 1, 2014

@trimet. Why do the times between #4 buses keep increasing. I sat here for 15 minutes for a drop off only now it another 20 minutes
— Spencer Clark (@lethalcupcake) October 2, 2014

@trimet 35 minutes for frequent service. That doesn't seem frequent.
— Spencer Clark (@lethalcupcake) October 2, 2014

Yup, how @trimet rolls...3 lines of Blue and 2 stacked Reds 8 min apart. #PoorLogistics pic.twitter.com/8RaSfuVqHP
— Wei Chiang (@highwei) October 2, 2014

Bags stolen on @trimet train to train. Caught between @PortlandPolice & @pdxpolice.
— ajaya (@ajaya) October 2, 2014

@trimet hey it's real cute when buses straight up don't show up. There are like 6 people here waiting for the 77
— katie rose leon (@katierose) October 1, 2014

Let's play "is this a blood stain" #trimet http://t.co/AA0FY1Gp0D
— Tiffany Craig (@tcraighenry) October 2, 2014

@trimet the best part about you guys is that you can guarantee to never be on time or have working equipment.
— James Stahl (@StahlJames) October 2, 2014

@trimet annnnd now theres an uncrated non working dog sitting in a seat on the bus. You & your drivers owe my cat (who you broke) a mass ...
— Kassiane (@UVGKassi) October 1, 2014

Trimet is so fucking inconvenient
— Keefy (@KiefyKvrt) October 1, 2014

@trimet ugh. So these frequent service lines actually run every 25 mins or twice an hour?! This is frequent?? #badtrimet
— CPW (@PDXbrother) October 1, 2014

@trimet really wish I had not paid for the @trimet pass!! Wasted money while waiting for a long overdue bus...:(
— CPW (@PDXbrother) October 1, 2014

@trimet I remember years ago when taking public transit was good. Waiting for another late @trimet bus makes me wanna buy a car.
— CPW (@PDXbrother) October 1, 2014

Come on trimet! We have been sitting at gateway for 15 mins I'm gonna be late to my doctors appointment! I can't miss it. 😔
— bitchPlease (@blranderson) October 1, 2014

@trimet Must be close to Halloween. The 10:26 #44 never showed up on 5th and Harrison. Another ghost bus. SPOOKY. @trimetscanner
— Ukiah Hawkins (@UkiahHawkins) October 1, 2014